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>ywn live in small town alberta and work on a ranch, tending to horses and raising cattle in the open prairies
>ywn come home to a gf with a qt alberta accent making you a hot dinner after a long day's work
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>>38783806
Small town Albertan here. Be fucking wary of alberta girls. They're absolutely trash
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>>38783806
>tfw I'm a Newfie
>a friend called me an idiot for going to university again, instead of going to muh oul sands
>7 years later, the oil sands are gone in the shitter
>haven't heard of that friend in about as long
>not sure if i should hope he still has a job (he has a kid), or not (he was a bit of an idiot)
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>Alberta accent
I didn't realise there was an Albertan accent. You all sound identical to Americans.
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>>38783950
Even if the oil sands aren't making money there are still more job opportunities in Calgary than in all of Newfieland.
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>>38783806
>live in the 1800s as a farmer
>be poor but have a community that helps everyone in it out
>marry a 5/10 homely girl soon after becoming a man
>she churns butter and nits things while you tend to the fields
>have 10 children with her
>celebrate Christmas every year and celebrate harvests
>kids get older, some stay at farm and expand it and others leave to California to find gold
>entire community helps pitch in to send your nerdy kid off to university
>grow distant and never see him again for the next 10 years
>he never even writes to you
>one day see a carriage come into town
>your son is in it, dressed up in Yankee clothing looking fancy as fuck
>you re-unite over time and he feels bad about never talking to you
>turns out he engineered a new type of musket that's earning him thousands of dollars
>puts it into the village and your farm
>growing older
>one day become very sick
>sitting by your bed is your wife, talking to you and telling you stories of your life that you've grown too senile to remember
>die knowing you will be re-united with God in his kingdom
Who else /revolt against the modern world/ feels here?
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>ywn see a cute girl massively poop herself on the metro and comfort her while she cries and farts
>ywn be the guy who invented boxer-briefs
>ywn learn exactly how much ground coffee to put in the filter to make the brewed coffee the perfect strength
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