>say im going to bump a thread
>put sage in the options
Bump
Nigger lol
>not him
>was him
>"this will just take a second"
>takes longer than a second
>hold the door for someone
>he's actually still far
>he runs to get it
>i let close a few seconds before he reaches it
>he ran for nothing
>book a room on AirBNB
>it's a young couple, the female is kinda qt
>ask if I can take a shower before I go to bed
>they say sure, they're going to sleep anyway
>cum in the shampoo
>leave early next morning
>next time she'll shower she'll have my cum all over he body
get on my level
>captcha is being a bitch
>solve it wrong
>post successful
they'll never know