serious question

If you socially isolate yourself long enough it will show up by itself, might take longer depending on disposition and family history etc

>>38777661
Develop a PCP habit while you're waiting.

>>38777609
What kind of stupid ass desire this? Why would you ever want something like that

>>38777609
>get medication for Parkinson's disease, or similar dopamine deficient disorders
>smoke a shit-ton of weed
>stay on this board

>>38777609

Spend enough time on /x/ /r9k/ and /pol/, soon you won't know what's real and fake anymore.

Pretty sure 4chan is just a government test to induce mass schizophrenia in a target population

>>38777885
My life is extremely boring and I'm fucking sick of it. Schizophrenia will either make it more interesting, or push me towards suicide. It's a win-win situation.

read the DSM books and case studies
look into tulpas
read David Icke books
isolate yourself from the real world

desu schizophrenia doesn't exist, its just a different way of looking at life but society demands you act and think in a certain way.

>>38777609
you dont develop it intentionally, you moron

>>38777609
>take 400+ mics of acid
>put on asmr in 5 different tabs
>smoke weed
>watch for a few hours
>repeat weekly, try it with pcp as well instead of acid
>talk to yourself, narrate your actions
You could also watch sissy hypnos on pornhub or listen to files from this site: bambisleep.blogspot.com for shits and giggles. You might think it's weird and degenerate at first but it will be fun trust me. I do think losing your mind is an appropriate thing to pursue in certain situations, and while I'm unsure about the schizo shit (I have a mild case of it, it's NOT fun), listening to the sissification stuff (especially what's on that blogspot site) on psychedelics+weed will definitely make your life a lot more interesting.
Also try wrapping yourself up tightly in a big rug or something, and listen to whatever mind disintegrating audio you choose with headphones on while you're wrapped up for a few hours.

>>38778185
It's not well understood how it develops, so he could succeed if he has the schizo gene

>>38777609
>How do I self-induce schizophrenia
Use r9k everyday

>>38777609

I have schizophrenia. It is like being in a living nightmare.

You don't want any of this.

>>38777609
If you don't have it by adulthood then you probably don't have the good genes sorry bro

>>38778219
>It's not well understood how it develops, so he could succeed if he has the schizo gene

see >>38778235

>>38777885
If you are lucky you can end up in a great colorful world with every desire met.
It's pretty risky though because if you dont achieve it you can be living in your worst nightmare.

>>38778219
none of the stuff you said induces schizophrenia. youre dumb too, that just sounds like going on a temporary edgy drug trip

>>38777609
It depends on whether or not your genetics are in line for it. Very few people will be able to have it, and even if you do have it there's a chance it'll not be "activated" for a lack of better words so they'll be normal. Supposedly schizophrenics can easily see past the hollow mask illusion, since it affects certain parts of the brain, so I guess if you really wanted you can look at that after tripping balls on acid or something. Though I still find you purposefully wanting to give yourself a very damaging mental disorder completely fucking retarded.

Firmly believe that you're the second coming of christ. That seemed to do the trick with my psychiatrist.

>>38778235
>>38778249
It doesn't always get triggered just because you have the gene necessary for it. Although I do admit there's a low chance of OP having it and not being schizo by his 20s despite being on this site.
He can still lose his mind and become a looney by using drugs and auditory sensory overload though.
>>38778231
I'm sorry man. Mine isn't that bad and the voices rarely say words, it's more like an eerie inaudible whispering from about 5 different sources and some random glitches in my peripheral vision, but I can somewhat relate and I can only imagine how horrible it must be for someone with full blown schizo
>>38778291
Psychosis has always been mostly about hearing soft sounds and having this weird feeling in my body and head for me, so I thought it would be worth a try. In any case OP just wants to be crazy because his life is boring, who says a mindfuck trip won't help achieve that?

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>>38777609
*repeat until schizophrenia is achieved

>>38777609
Very diligently with lots of willpower and practice.
I'd suggest making a tulpa over full-pn schizophernia, tho.

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>>38777609
>How do I self-induce schizophrenia?
It's so cool having a disorder that loops you out, how can I become different 4channers?

kys faggot

>>38777609
Smash your head with a hammer and hope for the best
Alternatively be involved in some traumatic event/carcrash/etc

>>38779311
head trauma won't give you schizophrenia faggot

>>38777609
A) you don't
B) you don't want to

>sleep very little
>isolate yourself
>drink >100 drinks a week
>get 7 concussions
>smoke weed
>have one sided conversations with a chair until she finally responds
>you now have schizophrenia
>if you're incredibly unlucky
Otherwise you're just some dumbass

>>38777609

im schizophrenia

trust me u dont want to
100% i will take being a suicidal normiefag than schizofag

>>38777913
>Pretty sure 4chan is just a government test to induce mass schizophrenia in a target population
Sounds like it's worked on you

>>38777609
Eat cheese, smoke weed, and watch porn. The weed and porn will cause dramatic amounts of dopamine to flood your brain. The cheese has a chemical in it that is linked to schizophrenia.

>>38777609
create a tulpa oorrgg

Smoke meth stay awake until amphetamine psychosis sets in. Enjoy

>>38777885
Not that anon but i'm ugly as sin. I'd rather have schizophrenia than live in real life.