how was your first time at the psychologist

>>38776189
Still haven't told him what I do for "fun". I have a feeling he's gonna ask at the next appointment.

>>38776235
What do you do anon?
I'm curious friendo

My parents thought I was depressed when really I was just horny

>>38776269
I spend 6-14 hours a day on 4chan. Here and /mlp/

It's become my life at this point.

>>38776290
I stopped being a brony when I got banned from /mlp/

>>38776290
That isn't that bad, as long as you don't post or contribute.


R-righr anon?

>>38776312
y-yeah, I'd never do something like that.

y-you'd have to be a real manchild to actually post there

>>38776335
Just lie to your therapist, it's what I do. H-haha

>>38776189
>attempting to get help for your problems
Did you want mommy to help you get up in the morning too?

>>38776365
>tfw actually considering lying to the one person who is contractually obligated to never tell another person

>>38776387
I mean that just isn't true, at least over here. If you say or tell certain things they have to (and do) tell authorities / family members.

Learnt that the hard way.

>>38776387
psychologists talk about their patients all the time lmao

>>38776381
Dumbest post of the week
>>38776189
First time sucked hard, I almost couldn't get myself to talk about my problems. Don't worry, that's normal. It will get better after that.

>>38776429
>>38776426
H-he told me he'd only share information if I was planning on suicide or committing a major crime. Is this not true?

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>>38776189
>talking to anyone about anything you have
>ever

>>38776452
No, it's not true.

Don't admit to anything, lie to everyone, trust noone.

>>38776452
at most he won't say your real name when talking about you. But what do you think he answers when he gets home and his wife asks him how his day was?

>>38776452
They never give out your name or any other identifying information but they definitely do talk about their patients to friends/colleagues

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>asks me some basic questions
>asks me if I am suicidal
>'yes'
>asks me if I have a plan
>never really thought about it but don't want to look like an idiot without a plan so I make something up on the spot
>get put into mental hospital

>>38776664
Best way to get out into a mental hospital. Jesus, good job, that actually made me laugh.

>>38776664
I hope this is just a good and funny post and that didn't actually happen to you

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>lying to a person who probably knows how to help you or at least is going to try
why even bother going then you retarded dweebz?

I first started going to a psychologist 6 months, it turned out a lot better than I expected. She also sent me to a specialist for testing few months ago.

Got diagnosed and they've both recommended autism bux, in the application process right now.

>>38776736
I wish. Somehow my teenage mind interpreted the situation like a job interview or an oral exam.

My school recommended I go see someone for my anger issues and this incident that happened with a knife. She was really nice, understanding and helpful. Then I stopped going to her for a while and realized I was depressed so I came in again looking for her and the new one told me she died of cancer. Just my fucking luck. The rest of the proffesionals I went to see were dickheads with their heads up their fucking asses.

>>38776189
Never been to one. But I've done a psychological test in the army and failed it but I was still made an NCO.

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>>38776189
>Diagnosed by psychiatrist with Major Depressive Disorder, Anxiety Disorder, and Panic Disorder
>They recommend I try CBT; sure why not
>Therapist recommends sensible lifestyle changes that I agree would likely result in a net gain for my mental health in the long run
>Too depressed and apathetic to actually try to make any of the discussed changes
>Sessions become more and more awkward as it becomes clear that I lack the willpower to improve my life, even when the improvements are nicely spelled out and in small steps
>Therapist tries to find some way to get me to regain my lust for life; some goal I could feel that is worth striving towards; I just shrug my shoulders at everything and make noncommittal responses

I tried several other therapists after that, but it eventually seemed like a waste of time. My problem isn't that I don't know how to change; it's that I'm unwilling to. I liked and respected each of the therapists I spoke with, but I just didn't have the right attitude.

Numerous different antidepressants and even a dozen rounds of ECT didn't change anything either. I understand now that the only way things are going to change is if I suck it up and take responsibility for my life, but I just can't fucking bring myself to care.

>>38776664
Goddamnit, I did that too. The big difference was I was already an adult by then.

>>38776301
what did you do anon. pls tell us

>>38776664
If this it's true then it's ridiculous, crazy how much of a stigma there is against suicide at all costs. They would rather make your life ten times worse than let you have autonomy.
I'm not emotionally suicidal myself, but I logically/philosophically know that it would be the best thing for any person to do, and I commend anyone who has the willpower to break through their natural survival instincts and go through with it. I've never been to a shrink but it's scary to think that one could be sent to a mental hospital just for thinking stuff like this, even if you're not actually going to do it.

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>>38776189
I was diagnosed with aspergers.

You can imagine how life played out after that.

Guys my mum is taking me to see a psychologist in the next hour. Wat do? I'm scared shitless.

t. tried to an hero twice

>>38776189
We did like 4 hours of testing. It was boring as shit. I scored really high on a lot of intelligence metrics but my processing speed was low as shit because of psychomotor retardation from depression.

>>38776189
it was shitty I was a dumbass kid that was full of anxiety and angst so I just sat there and said nothing while they tried to get me to talk. I know I really should be seeing one because shuts only gotten worse since but I have trust issues and am mostly too much of a pussy.

>>38776189
Awkward and intrusive. Also I didn't understand the difference between a psychologist and psychiatrist at the time and he laughed at me when I started telling him my life story. Then he put me on a bunch of drugs.

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>>38776235
>So anon how do you spend your day?
>What do you mean you do nothing, that's not possible there are so many hours
>An online forum of sorts? That's a form of socialization, good. What exactly do you do there?

Discussing psychology on this board is forbidden and will get your thread deleted.

Psychology bump. Any success stories?
It's difficult to find a therapist that really sympathize with the robot plight. Maybe one that has never been successful and always was on the fringes could work, no?