school shooter achievements

>>38773009
>Rodger That
>Kill the top 10 most popular girls in school

>>38773009
The Fourth Reich

Put a jewish student into a cafeteria oven

>Natural selection
>Equip yourself with an uzi and a sawed off

>Avenging the crusades
>Kill 10 christian students with a single suicide vest

>Together forever
>Kill your oneitis and yourself within 5 seconds

>Sandy Hooked
>Use a squirrel wandering outside as target practice

>Juiced!
Get acquitted at trial

>Drain The Swamp
Kill all Principals

>The Social Network
Text nudes from the phone of a popular girl to yours, post online during spree.

>and-one
Impregnate a girl during your spree, double bonus if she keeps it

>Grand wizard
>Eliminate the entire school with magic so great they keel over and die from being within your presence

>Chad the Impaler
>Recruit Chad to your party and use his "Veiny Thrust" ability 10 times

>Pink Floyd
>First kill is your teacher

>Culling the Herd
>Kill all fatties in school

>You've gotta be shitting me
>eat one of your victims

>Two in the pink...
>Get two kills in the girls' locker room

>...one in the stink
>By drowning one of them in a toilet

>"Classic"
>wear "Natural Selection" shirt

>"What Once Went Right"
>blow up the cops and firemen with homemade bombs

>"Jam Session"
>only use a hi-point

>"Deputized"
>throw the other weird kid a gun instead of shooting him

>"Psych"
>give the weird kid an unloaded gun and shoot him

>"Only the Worthy"
>only let people go if they know the punchlines to dead baby jokes

>"Dodge This"
>shoot the touhouweeb

>"Noscope This"
>shoot that kid who killed you in COD

>"Natural Selection"
>only shoot the tards

>I Shoot Children In The Face In The United States
>Blast the Death Grips over the intercom

>>38773009
these threads are the cringiest fucking thing ever
kill yourselves for fucks sake

>Kebab Removed
kill all Muslim students.
>Allah's Will
Kill 30+ students with explosives

>>38773686
normie with morals OUT NOW

>Don't go to school tomorrow
Post the day before on r9k about committing your attack
>Ecole 2.0
Exclusively kill females only

>Fahrenheit 451
Burn the library with at least 10 students inside
>Robot Uprising
Team up wih 3+ robots

>>38773465
>>38773009
>superpower by 2020
Have the world's population increase when you "shoot up" (Not only) the school ;)

>>38773828
That's actually a porn I'd watch. Can't fap to much else

>Wallace Incarnate
>10 kills with a claymore

>Thank You, Supreme Gentleman
Kill the 10 most popular kids in the school
>Hot Potato
Kill 5 special-ed kids with one grenade
>Crime Stopper
Wipe out the entire Black Student Union
>Nothing Personnel Kids
Get 25 katana kills

>Postal Worker
Shoot 30 with a cat as a silencer

>Rollin'
Start the spree as you drive car into the school and run over people

>Mmmm, yummy
Make a bur out of a victim

>Wish granted
Get a death penalty

>Another One Bites The Dust
Shoot another school

>Shooting star
Get a report on CNN, and kill the reporter live.

>SJW
Shoot only the wealthy, white, cis, straight, males.

>I use /pol/
Shoot everyone BUT the wealthy, white, cis, straight, males.

>There can be only one
Kill all other shooters

>Triggered
Shoot someone in the LGBT community

>Armageddon has been cancelled.
Prevent the school shooting by killing the shooter before he starts.
>Shamefur Dispray!
kill yourself by committing seppukku

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Messiah equal to Jesus Christ
Beat your old score and then upload a video with your glorious declarations

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>>38773996
>Messiah equal to Jesus Christ

>>38773686
These threads are amazing and I always love seeing the creativity of robots.

>>38773009
>Soundcloud Rapper
>Burst the students' eardrums to deafen them before finishing them off

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>...So To Speak
>kill a total of 10 communists and democrats

>Two Nukes Wasn't Enough
>kill a total of 25 weaboos and Japanese kids

>Alexandria
>injure 6 Republican students and kill yourself

>Pulse
>kill 50 LGBT students

>You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
>yell "REEEEEEEE" as you fire into a crowd

>Triple K Mafia
>only kill black students

>Zyklon Ben
>only kill Jewish students

>Rash B
>Only kill slavic students

>Counterterrorism
>Only kill muslim students

>Hitler did nothing wrong!
Kill the biggest school jew
>Class dismissed.
Kill the teacher on homeroom class
>Yiff in Hell
Shoot 5 closeted furries
>Absolute Madman
Inform the police about shooting before actually shooting people
>Still Fresh
Fuck the sluttiest girl after shooting her.
>Max Payne
Perform school shooting while high on painkillers
>No Country for Old Men
Kill the oldest teacher in 2 shots
>Prince of Persia
Shoot 10 muslims on Ramadan
>Sweet Release.
Kill that weird guy in your class.
>European school shooting
Manage to shoot yourself to the leg.
>Die Hard.
Perform whole shooting without shoes (for sneakier approach)
>Hotline Miami
Kill everyone without guns (bonus points for animal mask)
>Dishonored
Police captures you alive

>>38774022
Do you have one of Eric?

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>Mashed Potatoes
>Kill a Special-Ed student with a blunt object

>Hokuto No Autism
Get 10 kills with fists alone.
>Silver Tongue
Convince the student body to commit suicide
>Boomshakalaka
Decapitate a black student and slam dunk it in the gym/field
>Remember My Name
Fatally shoot 15 Transgender kids
>Nintendo Power
Read one of these threads before you do the shooting

>Outsourced
Earn enough money from sidequests to hire mercenaries to do the deed.
>Oiled Up
Kill 15 brown kids
>Insurgency
Kill 25 Muslims with an AK47.

>Marksman 20G
Kill more people than injure
>The Choice 50G
Force one student to kill another in order to live
>The Grand Scheme 50G
Have three different plans just in case one of them fails
>Guaranteed Kills 30G
Kill one or more people in a serial killer way before going on your shooting.
>The Duo 50G
Persuade someone you know to help you in the shooting
>Documented 100G
Record the whole thing in HD.
>Documented + 100G
Upload the video before killing yourself.
>Kill Frenzy 10G
Kill three people in 10 seconds or less.
>Justice 20G
Kill known bullies, criminals, and bad people only.
>No Mercy 75G
Spare no one.
>Skilled 50G
Kill 10 people
>Trickster 10G
Pretend to spare someone and then kill them.
>Hidden In Plain Sight 10G
Post warning signs on social media before the shooting.
>Charming 20G
Have fans after your death.

>>38773009
10 DEAD
Nut on your crush's body

>>38773009
Black Shield
Absorb 20 bullets from cops using a nigger

>Two-and-a-half birds with 1 stone
Kill an expecting couple, along with their unborn child
>God's Handyman
Kill someone who has had premarital sex
>Bookworm
Beat someone to death with a textbook
>Sole-Survivor
Be the only person left alive
>Final Stand
Have your final stand with the authorities last longer than 10 minutes, and kill at least 5 people while in last stand
>Battle of Marathon
Block off all the exits of the school except for the front entrance, then ambush the people who flee
>Herr would be proud
Mix random chemicals and break the gas taps in the Chem labs to gas your classmates
>The Fire Rises
Kill an accomplice, then paint him as the main suspect
>Revenge of the Nerds
Persuade the nerds to help you, then set jocks as the main priority
>Fertilising the crops
Drive a fertiliser bomb truck into the school
>No Remorse
Kill anyone, including those you feel you want to spare
>Human Instrumentality
Gather all of the bodies and jam them into a vat of Hydrochloric Acid
>Running in the 90's
Run over pedestrians listening to Eurobeat
>Praise Nurgle
Don't kill anyone; only give them gaping wounds and rub said wounds with rotten meat and your blood
>This Silence Offends Slaanesh
Hack into the intercom and only kill people through harsh noise
>Mama June's disciple
Kill someone through force-feeding
>Backyard Science
Dump radioactive waste all across the school
>Trust No-one
Call in a false school shooting threat to the school, before revealing yourself and murdering everyone hiding with you
>...Must Come Down
Push someone off of the roof to their death
>Food Fight
Kill someone in the cafeteria
>Monk-eying Around
Set yourself ablaze and kill someone by spreading the fire
>Breivik Would Be Impressed
Kill the entire swimming class
>SkyNet
Kill someone woth a malfunctioning robot in the Robotics lab
>Fuck Off We're Full
Only kill immigrants
>Invasion Day
Only kill Aboriginals (natives of your country; does not apply to Europe)
>Captain Ahab
Kill only Landwhales

COD Zombies
Kneecap the last on while you empty all vending machines

>Hotline Miami
wear a mask while killing people
>Berserkergang
kill everyone on sight in less than 2 seconds from noticing them
>/poorfag/
kill everyone with a melee weapon
>Mike Pence would be proud
kill someone with electricity
>Beta Uprising
kill only the people who bullied you

>>38774844
>Fuck Off We're Full
kek'd

>New Best Friend
>Have a human shield take fifty bullets for you

>Librarian
Clear out the library
>Babysitter
Shoot up a kindergarten
>Freedom fighter
Shoot only the teachers

>Ankle-biter
Kill only tall kids
>The Trampler
Kill only short kids
>The Dullahan
Cut off a girl's head and then fuck them
>Hot Food Served Fresh
Throw a molotov into the tuckshop
>Succubus Slayer
Kill 3 roastie teachers
>Pedestrian Flattener
Kill 3 Old lady teachers
>The Terminator
Leave all robots alive
>As Texan as BBQ and Rodeo
Chainsaw massacre
>Oi ya fuckin poofta
Get a boomerang kill
>Crackhouse
Kill all the black kids in the school while high on cocaine
>Upvoted
Post results on Plebbit
>Liberty Prime
Kill all the Russians and Chinese kids

>Rip and tear
>make a Doomlevel of your school prior to the shooting

>Preussens Gloria
>kill all Slavic minorities

>LEEEEEEEROY JEEEEEENKINS
>aggro all the chads at once

>Coup d'etat
Kill the headmaster and take his position
>Do you hear the people sing?
Get at least 5 students to join you in the shooting

>>38773009
>Pull!
>Kill a Sprinting / Running target.

>Greedy Jew Bastard.
>5+ Kills, 1 Bullet.

>Call a cleaner.
>Use every single round of ammunition you brought with.

>No open flames, please!
>Use a poison gas grenade to kill 10+ people.

>Double Judas?
>Have a someone kill another for the reason of being able to live, then betray them.

>Ultra-Violence.
>Do a fuckton of coke while prepping and kill only with melee weapons.

>Shh!
>Before entering the library, put suppressors on your firearms.

>GET OVER HERE.
>Kill someone right as they're about to escape.

>Revive, please?
>Get mortally wounded and continue killing until you bleed out / pass out from bloodloss / die.

>Blind rage.
>Beat someone to death with your bare fists, continue beating their head in until there's nothing but a bloody mince left.

>I see dead people.
>Push someone's eyes into their skull until they pop.

>>38775424
>Blind rage.
>Beat someone to death with your bare fists, continue beating their head in until there's nothing but a bloody mince left.

>I see dead people.
>Push someone's eyes into their skull until they pop.

ow the edge

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>>38775453
Isn't that the point is to be as edgy and ironic as possible?

>OP
Fuck students of the same sex

>Love is Blind
Shoot your oneitis in the eye
>Just Bee Yourself
Tactical bee usage
>Roastie Toastie
Fry one of the popular girls with an improvised flamethrower
>No Man's Land
Kill all the jocks
>One, Two, Three O'Clock, Four O'Clock, Glock
It's all about the choice of weapon
>No One Knows What It's Like to be the Sad Man
Leave a sappy suicide note
>Brojob!
Make the school's two biggest jocks suck each other's dicks at gunpoint
>Mom's Spaghetti
Try saying smooth one liners as you slaughter people, fail terribly
>Still Un-Flim-Flammable
Kill a black pupil
>Respect Is Earned
Make a roastie suck your dick
>Top-Notch Quality Content
Post on 4chan right before you unleash your fury

>Take a nigga bitch to the motel 6
Shoot a black female in the vagina 6 times before fucking her

> Ow the edge
Give a long speach about your sufferings, then kill a chad with a sharp melee weapon.
> Sweet-tooth
Tuck someone's head with their mouth onto a stair, then give it a good ol' kick.
> Kali Ma!
Rip someone's heart out of their chest
> The Russian Spirit
Begin the shooting drunk.
> Mortal LARP
Perform a finisher out of any Mortal Kombat game

>Shit in the Gene Pool
Kill everyone but the downies.
>Requesting Backup
Kill the school resource officer.
>Unstoppable
Kill the entire police force.
>Bad Samaritan
Kill the paramedics.
>Public Enemy Number One
Get the feds to come after you.
>Family Bonding
Recruit your parents.
>Literally Hitler
Kill all the gays, cripples, and Jews with a gas attack.
>This is Awkward
Run into another school shooter.
>Certified Head Busta
Only kill with headshots.
>A Real Human Bean
Wear a scorpion jacket and driving gloves and kill everyone that doesn't get the reference.
>Balls of Steel
Shoot up the school naked.
>Liquid Courage
Shoot up the school drunk.
>Challenge Builds Character
Arm the entire school with weaponry the day before.
>Valedictorian
Kill everyone that's smarter than you.
>Fresh Kicks
Steal a corpse's shoes.
>Finish What They Started
Shoot up Columbine High School.

>>38773009
>For unknown reasons
>Go to the wrong school

>Pumped up kicks
Kick students lying on the ground
>Run little piggies, run
Shoot up the school as a teacher

I'd love to make a game in FP VR in the vein of HLM or Party Hard based around being a school shooting but I know Itd never get published.

That or a corny spoof based around it with 4th wall breaking humour like these achievements popping up throughout.

>>38773684
>I want it I need it
Throw a kid in the furnace
>To make me feel heated
Stand by the furnace to warm up from the cold

>Auschwitz
>put ammonia and bleach in the ventilation

>>38775486
Toppest kek i've had in a long time

>'Snow Day Like Today
Prep your school shooting on a day off due to snow

>Kony 2012
rub one out mid-spree

>>38773033
>Rodger that
More like get defeated by a door

>>38780527
I don't get it

>>38773009

>KKKiller
>At least 25% frags are black

>Moonman
>At least 90% frags are white

>Day of the Rape
>Rape a black girl at a gunpoint

>120 Shells of Sodom
>Fuck a boy's corpse

>OH MAI GAWWD
>Do the shooting in an aztec-style lioncloth

>>38773009
>Trendsetter
have at least one other unassociated student join in during the shooting.

>>38773009
>Lights, camera...
Record and document yourself preparing for the shooting

>...action
Live stream the shooting

>Elliot's legacy
>kill every girl who rejected you

>>38773009
The quality of suggestions in this thread is absolutely fucking dire, so here's some good ones.
>Pumped Up Kicks
perform at least one execution with a roundhouse kick
>Hanging with Chad and Stacey
kill two people whose names are actually Chad and Stacey
>Master of Disguise
flee in the ensuing panic pretending to be a normal kid and get away with it
>Ninja Assassin
kill at least ten people without raising the alarm
>Under the Ground Dance
do it on prom night

>>38773684
>Have a Sad Cum BB
Force a kid to jack off at gunpoint
>Giving Bad People Good Ideas
Give the retarded kids guns and let them loose
>Guillotine
Decapitate 10 people

>I Close My Eyes and Seize It
Kill 20 people while blind
>I Clench My Fists and Beat It
Kill 20 people with your bare hands
>I Light My Torch and Burn It
Burn down the school once you're done
>I Am the Beast I Worship
Complete the last 3 achievements and don't die

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>Fire in the Hole!
Kill 3 roasties using a molotov cocktail
>Supreme Gentleman
Write a manifesto and post it online
>Saving the West
Kill all niggers while blasting Rebel Yell over the intercom
>Alpha to Omega
Force a Chad to crossdress before killing him
>Teacher Espionage Action
Kill all teachers without being found by anyone
>We are Anonymous
Successfully spread a virus to all school computers
>An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away
Poison the school's cafeteria food

>For Glorious Nihon
Carry a body pillow with a waifu on it during the spree
>Moonman, Moonman, Can't You See?
Hang racial minorities from trees outside the school
>Skeletons in the Closet
Kill only gays
>Beta Uprising
Have the other weird kids team up with you
>Long Live The King
Drop someone from a large height into a crowd of fleeing people
>Part 2
Escape alive and shoot up the same school again
>Do It Faggot
Post proof on 4chan that you did the shooting
>Top Zozzle
Post the proof on [s4s]
>Babby's First Shooting
Kill nobody
>Exmilitary
Leave no survivors
>Hyakanghen
Kill only people in the Tsuki Project
>Tacticool
Get advice from /k/
>Standoff
Shoot up the school on the same day as at least 1 other person
>Shootout
Shoot up the school on the same day as at least 3 other people
>Bloodbath
Shoot up the school on the same day as at least 5 other people
>Anniversary
Do it on the same day a famous shooter once did
>Missed A Spot
Leave 1 survivor
>Hey VSauce
Leave only people named michael alive
>My Name Is Not Important
Shoot up the school to an edgy soundtrack
>Kawaii
Cosplay as an anime character during the shooting
>Private Time
Watch porn on the school computers
>Learning from History
Blow up the cafeteria
>Busted
Get caught by the cops before you can pull it off
>Pride Month
Fuck people of the same sex during the shooting

>Judas Goat
Disguise yourself as a scared student to get into a class before killing again.
>Martyrdom
Cause the death of someone after you an hero
>Mouse Trap
Get a kill by booby-trapping a corpse
>Feelin' Lucky
Flip a coin to decide someone's fate.
>Don't be a hero
Kill someone who's trying to stop your rampage
>School Shoah
Commit your shooting while wearing a yaramulke

Bumping for interest. I'm not fbi agent I swear.