Please advise me on how I get my sister to fall in love with me.

>>38772545
chloroform
or a
baseball bat

>>38772545
Be the perfect man for her. Treat her right. Show her love every day. Go out of your way to make her life better.

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>>38772545
walk into her room and show her your erect penis. If she screams; run away and deny everything, if she stares silently; just wink and walk away.
I call this "operation: cannot possibly fail", it's foolproof. and post results.

>>38772554
I don't own either of those things, also I don't want to damage her.

>>38772555
Could you be more specific? What should I do day to day, buy her chocolates? I already ask her about her day and I genuinely enjoy listening to her prattle about her boss.

>>38773208
Yes, see. This is the sort of direct advice I need. Thank you.

>>38773296
Hug her, tell her you love her, cook for her, kiss her on the cheek. Playfully smack her butt occasionally.

>>38772545
Time to go to bed, Cletus. Get off the internets, shit's expensives.

>>38773326
But Brandine! I'm trying to shave our marriage!
Dem robots can figure anything out.

Protect her with your life. Let her know you'll do anything for her whenever she needs you. Let her know she can trust you completely and tell you anything. Hug her for a few seconds at least once a day.

>>38773309
This just makes you a creep.
I'd say cooking for someone is always a nice thing to do though. I know for a fact that I don't appreciate this enough

>Please advise me on how I get my sister to fall in love with me.

Mindbreak her.

Make her cum.
Hard.

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>>38775983
I think you skipped a step or two there.
She's not just gonna let me eat her out.