>August 1st, 2017

>>38771515
But I graduated high school 4 years ago, in 2004...

What has everyone failed to do in July?

I had planned on talking to my brother; it's been too long since we've seen each other, and we had wanted to make vacation plans; we were both too busy, and will probably never make plans for this summer. Fall is coming soon.

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>>38771565
I missed out on a family reunion due to bullshit work. Other than that I have achieved nothing noteworthy all summer

>>38771545
Oh anon, I...

>>38771565

I failed to do nofap just like last year and the year before that

>>38771515
>20th birthday in 4 days
>Going to be aline agian

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>tfw 8 fucking months out of 12 already passed
The years just get FASTER every year

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>on September 29th I will be 23 years old

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>>38771515
>already august
>half the year is already over

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>August 2nd, 2017

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>>38771807
>Just turned 27 and I'm still a KH fucking virgin. I can't believe how much of an outcast freak I am. I feel totally dejected from society. I haven't made a friend since middle school. I'm honestly going to kill myself soon, things don't seem to be getting better. I'm graduating with an art degree because I wanted an escape but I'm not going to have a job. I'm going to have to start out minimum wage at age 27 living with my mom. If dad weren't dad he'd probably beat my ass for being this much of a failure FeelsBadMan.

Last august my house fucking exploded and I almost lost my parents, did lose my dogs and all of our stuff. Thankfully I wasnt home. The August before that my sister got hit by a drunk driver and had to get her leg amputated. Is August a cursed month? Or am I just a cursed robot? I'm spooked what this August holds.

>>38771833
It's definitely a cursed month, I was born in it

it's been almost 10 years since I was last truly happy in 2007/08. This summer has been nothing but disapointment. This is probably my last summer, I can't take it anymore

>>38771565
supposed to see some girl. think she doesnt like me anymore though. fucked up my only chance.

>>38771833
How the fuck did your house explode? Fight Club style or what?

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Let the time take you, and have its way with your pink bumhole.

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We are now closer to the year 2030 than the year 2000.

I just want to wake up a little kid again and have this all been a nightmare

>>38771515
>tfw my birthday is in august
Just fuck my shit up.

>>38772779
>we are now closer to January 2045 than January 1990
MAKE IT STOP

>>38771833
wtf how did your house explode?

>>38771794
it's horrible ever since I left high school years ago time just flys by

>>38771545
In 2018 that would be 14 years

>>38772779
there is a 4 year gap between them

I hate how normies think in 2030 we will have flying cars and personal robots like fucking hell how delousional can someone be, I think we would have a updated internet, electric cars would be big since Tesla is doing great righ now, and phones would evolve even futher
thats all there is sorry to break you robowaifu fantasys but that wont happen untill 2060 probably

>>38771515
Fuck, in no time ill be considered old.
The time has flown so fast i cant believe it, sometimes pretend im still in 2006 like everything is ok.

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>>38772878
>>38772779
WAKE ME UP GOD DAMNIT

>>38773593
I still think 2010 was 2 years ago sometimes. I fear growing older more than anything

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>>38771565
I wanted to build a theremin, I've been working on it for a long time. I hope it will be beautiful

>>38771790
For whatever half meme-coin it's worth,
You've got us autists.

Make a thread in 4 days, I promise I'll post something comfy Maybe some kind anon could take out a guitar and sing you happy birthday

>my credit union is shutting down their online banking page and replacing it with some web 3.0 garbage redesign version

>only have one month left of easy finances before I'm forced to use garbage that's harder to use

>my favorite website romhacking.net is also going to hire some faggot web developer to screw up their site even more

why do faggots always fuck up good websites

>>38773945
What do you feel about Net Neutrality.

If the gov manages to fuck up the entire internet, is there anything we could do?

Fuck it all man, just fuck it all. We're all fucked, hopefully the ride ends soon

>>38773960
the fcc is a captured agency so I don't expect them to reverse their decision any time soon


I bought an 8TB hard drive and I'm downloading every game and show I can before it's too late

>>38774005
What i'm saying is that killing net neutrality would piss off most web developers, a good deal of programmers, and some hackers.

Could there be a chance to fight back?

>>38771565
I replayed MGS1-4.
It was a good month.

>>38773945
normalfags think they own the internet and always have to update it and anything that looks like 2005 and easy to use is "horrible"

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>>38774039
very good decision friendo

> Modern Warfare 2 was 8 years ago

>>38771790
Look at this >>>38772580

Eitherway I expect that thread in 4 days, you hear?

>>38771790
We all know that feel, and none of us want to experience it again,

so why not find some comfort wherever and whenever you can, in the company of friends?

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>2017 was going to be your year
>it never became

>tfw you will never be 13 again and playing halo with your buddies and not having to worry about anything

>>38771565
I failed to start looking for a job after getting laid off, for the second month in a row

I also failed to work on my writing at all, though I did do a little bit of drawing! Which I suck at.

>>38774195
fuck you man, I didn't ask for this feel.

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Ikr. Happy Swiss national day, faggots. Here is a butthole.

>>38771515
desu this year has gone by way slower than last. For me, at least. I've experienced quite a bit this year. I'm grateful.

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>2018 is only 5 months away
>5 months ago, it was March

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>>38773602
Everyday I beg for death but it never comes

I still accidently write 2016 when dating things sometimes

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23 days, 23 nights.