Tinder roasties night 2

>>38771424
Say "Pls respond"

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Thai food chick responded.
Help me ruin this date pls

Is it possible to spoof my tinder to another location and have no one I know be able to find it?

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>>38771436
Ok.
Maybe it will make her respond

>>38771467
You have to get tinder premium or whatever.
You can pick other locations to be seen

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My profile for references

>>38771437
Tell her about your nazi memorabilia.

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>>38771518
Holy shit, yes do this.

Do you guys really fuck up your chances at sex for a few lols on /r9k?/ What joy do you possibly get from that?

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>>38771437

Redpill her about the Jewish problem

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>>38771518
Kek.
Ok I have told her about my Nazi memorabilia

>no milk duds

Its over goys, go home all if you.

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>>38771638
How can I get milk duds to responded?
Halp

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>>38771662
Milk duds part 2

>>38771467
Gps spoofer. The second idk

>>38771684
She's cute but young-looking

>>38771698
>cute BUT young looking
>BUT
young looking is good (no pedo)

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>>38771580
She responded.
Now I'm gonna get her number

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>>38771662

>Tinder is pretty whack

DAE hate how so many roasties act coy and like they're above Tinder? Like, I'd have more respect for a girl like pic related who openly admitted she was there for Chad cock.

>>38771722
Show her the doge mang she wont care ur a nazi

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>>38771722
>>38771749
She want to know if I'm a white supremacist, what do?

>>38771764
Can I see your collection Bruder?

>>38771764
no because you believe every race should take pride in itself and its respective culture

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Here's my Nazi memorabilia for reference.
It's gonna lube her pussy right up

>>38771775
or youre interested in history

>>38771775
But that's what nazism is.

>>38771777
Das ist schon

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Will going full 14/88 help me get some pussy?

>>38771498
So your profile doesn't even show your face?

How are you getting any matches at all

>>38771823
Thanks anon.
Even doggo is a German breed.
I'm planning on buying an SS visor cap when I visit my dealer next month.
I'm gonna wear it while I rail skinny Jewish prostitutes

>>38771827
absolute madman

(original post, i promise)

>>38771814
Normies don't know that though

>>38771775
Yes op, dont go full fash. Meet somewhere halfway.

>>38771764
>Of course not don't be silly my dear! It's just that the Nazis have obtained the apex in fashion design

>>38771857
this is the right response anon

>>38771764

ask if she has one of those little yappers, and if you can setup a dogdate with your purebred german shepherd

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>>38771845
lol, my great Grandfather was SS and I have his stuff

>>38771764
>she's blonde and white

Roll the dice and say yes. There's a chance that she might be a white supremicist as well. If she is its a guaranteed lay

I am new to these threads is OP catfishing?

>>38771746
this has to be fake, someone from here probably made that profile

>>38771827
That last line fucked it up, OP.

>>38771880
That's amazing anon.
Cherish those items, and hopefully pass them on to your son or someone else in your close family.
Or be buried in them, because yolo

>>38771919
nah he's not even that attractive as well

>>38771764
Why is she happy about it lol
In b4 she's a nazi too

>>38771928
the Jew government wanted me to sell them but I kept refusing. Neighbors think I'm a maniac Jew killer now but whatever

>>38771919
No, he's a 6/10 (which might as well be a 3/10 on tinder).

>>38771827
what if shes a jew?
originally

She responded in laughter.
Have I finally found my real life waifu?
Help me redpill her on the kikes, quick

>>38771827


>>38771827
And the Japs

>>38771983
>no screenshot
not the real op
move on

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>>38771983
Forgot pic because I'm drunk again

>>38771987
don't speak too soon anon. Last night he forgot the screenshot on half of his posts. Does sound fake tho.

>>38771827
holy fuck i'm dying lmfao

>>38771983
>>38771990
shit, disregard >>38771987

good fucking job op

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>>38771990
you fucked it op

>>38771944
>>38771970
My mom said I was attractive though

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its in the bag family

>>38771990
She seems to be reacting well
irl nazi waifu confimed?
ask her if she thinks similarly?

Neonazi waifu

>>38771990
ask her if she would ever burn/has burnt coal

>>38772012
can you post your profile and bio? mine is blank right now but I gps spoof to thailand. might try my real location again since it seems to work for you.

>>38771990
You better hope you actually have a nazi memorabilia collection, don't fuck this up.

>>38772043
I do. I posted it earlier in the bread

Ask if she tags her jews

>>38771990
She's definitely laughing her ass off that she encountered a nazi on tinder

It doesn't make her the same

>>38772043
see >>38771777

>>38772038
see >>38771498

orignal post i promise

>>38772035
she is fat and has colored hair. that means she has burned coal

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>>38771832
My fave is in the picture. Just not the screenshot

>>38772083
wanna see her reaction tho

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I think she's realizing I'm the the goy she thought I was

it seems as if the fat has consumed op

Lol op fucked up so bad man

>>38772180
Keep going

She will swallow the redpill

>>38772108
you're not fooling me you freaking goon, I thought you said you werent catfishing?
what profile are you really using?
thats an old copypasta profile.

>>38772180
wht happened to joy?

>>38772198
I made the original profile back in December.
This is me

>>38772180
Stop with the anti-semitism (in the convo at least) and just say something like 'but yeah, I just really like historical objects, especially those of my ancestors'

>>38772108
Don't tell me you're the original copypasta guy?

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>>38772180
OP you fucked up. You were so close

>>38772201
She unmatched me after I said I was the leader for the "white Aryan Resistance"

>>38772218
I think you are lying mate. but whatever the thread is quite entertaining, so ill bite.
if that is really you then I think everybody you match with is fucking with you. did you ever get laid from it?

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Idk how.
But I think I saved this conversation

>>38772253
>did you ever get laid from it?
It is me.
And no, I haven't got laid by it yet.
But that was never my goal

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>>38772262
Ah man, you hit the same note too many times, you just needed to show her your Nazi shit and then call her an Aryan qt or something

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I think it's a date now

Lol Milk Duds unmatched me.
Rip milk

>>38772331
oh god you fuckin went for it man

>>38772346
F Milk Duds

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Sounds like she's still open to vaginal

>>38772331
Holy fuck someone save all this.

>>38772389
Take it easy man, at least make the date happen, then you can ruin it after you meet her.

Also RIP Milk Duds she was /ourgirl/

>>38772389
Say 'Haha alright. So where and when exactly are we meeting?' or, if you've already decided where, just ask when.

>>38772389
sounds like the only dealbreaker there was anal

>>38772389
Calm down anon you can still fuck it up

>>38772397
no she wasnt. she was a lying, 'quirky' fatfuck

>>38772389
>>38772398
Do this OP. don't scare her with wehraboo stuff.

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>>38772397
I'mma ruin it before
>>38772406
Good one anon
>>38772409
I can only hope

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I feel like this was the right response for the situation

>>38772455
i wasnt fucking suggesting you say that lmao
you have my eternal respect. she seems super into you

>>38772455
come on anon, bang this chick and upload a video

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>>38772481
Measured, yet appropriate.

>>38772481
what on God's green earth did he mean by this

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>>38772481
>I'm gonna wear your ass as a hat, while I'm licking that pussy

Max par m8

>>38772488
shes probably just super desperate. were you in the thread yesterday? shes an absolute fatass

>>38772535
nah i wasnt there

>>38772455
>I'mma ruin it before
but OP I was really looking forward to watching you fuck it up irl then end up banging her anyway

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She seems like a nice grill though

>>38772578
Jesus fuck, how angles can change a person...

>>38772578
>fat fuck
>loves raving and 'good vibes'
>may be too emo for life
>psych """"major""""

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>>38772598
Idk why she's still talking with me.
She looks like a major sjw liberal snowflake.
I can already see the false rape accusations in my future

>>38772636
>I may be too emo for life

>>38772636
get out while u can

>>38772578
She looks like a fembot

>>38772683
shes probably in the thread
>ABORT

>>38772636
op is going to fuck the redpill into her

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I'm gonna get you guys nudes.
I promise

>>38772735
>Implying we want that hamplanet's nudes
It would be funny though and impressive if you could come back from the hole you dug.

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>>38772735
nobody in this thread wanna see dat booty niBBer

>>38772756
>>38772762
>>38772735
don't listen to them, we want them OP

>>38772735
Get me those nudes, OP.

>>38772735
sounds gross. that dude must be really desperate and a lonely virgin. That said, she brought this up for a reason. She clearly wants to send some to you without stating it herself

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Ok I'm close I think

>>38772785
>x for that pussy
Driving it home perhaps a little too hard there

>>38772785
you are bending to the wind OP
go back to sucking cocks

>>38772794
>Hell yeah I'm a little too hard
>Too hard for dat pussy

>>38772794
Idk what I'm doing. I'm just in it for a giggle

>>38772785
stop with the 'x for that pussy' shit already

>>38772794
She seems a little autistic. Repeating himself can only help.

>>38772825
Yeah I'll stop.
Stop for that pussy

>>38772825
why its working, she is practically dripping wet rn

This thread is depressing to me.

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>>38772820
I fucking dying over ere. Thanks OP.

>>38772852
making people laugh is the lowest form of comedy

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Ok I think I went too much autism

>>38772893
Aaaand you fucked it

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>>38772893
rip, the autism was too stronk

>>38772893
>Krieger/10
Laying it on really thick with the autistic Hitler Clone bit

>>38772908
Nah anon girls love being treated like dirt. Did you see a pic? He's not Chad, but he's an alpha male for sure.

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>>38772893
Anon I can't believe you've done this

>>38772852
Why?
Pls explain

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>>38772893
you really let us down here OP

>>38772925
>Lol whatever you say
That's something you say when someone has gone too far

>>38772893
It'll work dw, I have faith.

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we were SO FUCKING CLOSE
why do you do this to us OP?

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Ok now I save it with fake nice guy pity. And hopefully get an ass pic for you guys tomorrow

>>38773006
ABSOLUTELY KEKED

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>>38773006
Part 2 of autistic nice guy save

>>38773027
Smooth like peanut bubber

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tell her that you're really just an autistic black man pretending to be a nazi.

I'll talk to you tomorrow. Most autistic beta virgin ever said. Jesus you fags are worshipping a failed normfag.

cant wait for tommorows thread anon

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I have this i think I got this.
So close yet so far away

Fucking Christ these past two threads have killed me. So goddamn funny and Jesus OP you found a girl that like you. X-files and nazi memorabilia and all. I said it last night and I'll say it again, you've got to do this in real life. You don't even have to act sincerely, but have some fun, we're all rooting for you

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>>38773092
God bless you man

>>38773092
Just say I hope you like mangos

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And this is all I got for tonight.
It's been a fun ride.
I'll keep you updated tomorrow night.

>>38771662
Send her a link to this thread

In an originolli way of course my simmering spicy dude!

>>38773096
Lol I think I will Friday afternoon for a date.
I'll record it though and upload it for you guys.
She seems like a nice girl, maybe we will get along.

>>38773084
I most definitely am a failed normie.

>>38771746
>right click,
>inspect,
>mouse over html language
>eventually find text or images
>manipulate/pick whatever
>Make MeMe InFroggraphics

Behold for I have given you infinite power

>>38771990
OP are you drunk everyday?

Do you think that could tip someone over, my family has had a history getting mental disorders

>>38772481
the most autistic message i have seen in a while lmao

Just tell her SEND NUDES to keep you hyped until tmr

>>38772455
Whores,

You can advocate for the genocide of many people,
but as soon as you make a joke about anal it's all ogre

Truly an interesting people

>>38773205
I'm not drunk everyday. Just most days.
Being drunk everyday can definitely put someone over the edge, but sometimes being crazy isn't a bad thing.
Unless you become schizo or something.

>>38773125
she seems like a cutie desu
would take her to see a movie and eat ice cream with me
maybe even kiss her once, but be sure her dad doesn't see me through the window

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>>38772649
[[[[necking self intensifies]]]]

>>38773262
Imma make her dad watch while I wear her ass as a hat

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>>38773284
100% original content fuck muting me man

>>38773027
if a girl wants the D there is nothing you can say that will turn her off.

OP stop sexy talking with random girls on tinder you are such a degenerate slut it made me I'll reading that shit.

why are literally all men such whores.

>>38773378
Disgruntled roastie detected

>>38773400
degenerate whore detected

>>38773115
>not grapefruit

>>38773378
you mean it made you wet

>>38773125
Says so much but never actually does anything. Worship your virgin God faggots. Worship his half wit wannabe Chad ass. You're all so retarded I can't even blame him for getting you.

>>38773416
Drink bleach attention whore

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>>38773416
I'm a dyke now, thanks anon

>>38773424
You are just jealous that OP isn't sexy talking your roastie ass