Come at me, bro!

>>38768357
well played anon.
Genuinely lol'd

>>38768357
Knowing me I'd stammer, blush, panic, fuck up a pick up line, leave the place, and never go back. Then, I'd probably post about it in a "most beta thing you've done" thread.

>>38768357
Shed be pretty if she lost like 40 lbs.
Coming from a guy that weights 125

>>38768357
Because she's probably taller than me e___e;

i would cum on that gross tummy of hers

>>38768357
cursed image

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>>38768395
I'm serious!

>>38768403
She's be okay with some nervousness.

>>38768439
>>38768467
>>38768500
That's not nice! All womyn are butterfull!

>>38768442
She doesn't look too tall.

>>38768507
>womyn

This fucking horrible meme again huh.

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These girls are way more nerdy than I am so I cant keep up

>>38768357
Yeah sure I'll just get a girl.
I'll just get one.
Like I'll go to the girl store say to the attendant excuse me I'd like a girl to stick my dick in, a bit on the geeky side
He'll say yes sir we have those there's one right here.

My innocence has been so thoroughly crushed that it's formed a singularity in my skull and is now sucking the last vestiges of my hope for humanity through the back of my eye sockets, so that everywhere I look, I am disgusted.

I'm not looking for a relationship right now.

>>38768611
A little edgy, but also well spoken. I won't even say I'm disgusted by people; I just don't want what they have to offer, not like I had a choice, but still. I "could" (((improve))) but for what? I'm not mad at myself. In fact, I'd say I "love" myself, even considering things I don't like about myself. It's dumb (to me) to look for validation in others. If they don't like me, whatever, because I surely am not entertained by them.

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>>38768357
Who dis semen demon?! Hhhhnnnngggghhhh, y'all best help Pepper Jack find his best bitch!

>>38768357
That girl has no less than 15 beta orbiters and only lets Comicon Chad fuck her.

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>>38768357
7/10, prob... would tag team with >>38768721

>>38768725
You tried? Fuuuuck! What she like?

>>38768692
I realise what I wrote has a broad range of interpretations so I'll specify.

That this mode of relations between the sexes is possible, that I'm expected to solicit women until one agrees to pair off with me as a sex partner, is utterly abhorrent.
She's reduced to an object by this but they're all cool with it.
I'm not expected to get invested in any way shape or form. I don't need to meet the family that made her, I don't need to experience anything with her, I don't need to see her expose any of her weakness, or reciprocate any of this.

I just say hey let's fuck cool great.
It's beyond vile. People are people, whatever, I won't judge anybody for making a poorly informed decision, but that this is acceptable and aggressively championed breaks my heart.

I want to cry, that the world is so wounded. And people who see it are powerless. I can't even cry.

>>38768725
She's not even that good looking? Her body is weird as fuck and I think I remember some /cgl/ posts of her back in Elfen Lied cosplay. She's not that hot, guys:
>>38768721
>>38768768

>>38768931
She's pretty for most of /r9k/.

>>38769461
Pretty is all that matters anyway. Ugly girls are ugly on the inside.

>>38769494
So are all the robots ugly on the inside because they are ugly on the outside, too?

>>38769536
Yes, I thought this would be clear from the fucking posts on this board but I'll confirm it for your edification.

>>38769624
Many robots think they are handsome as fuck.

>>38769700
I can think of pink elephants, but are elephants pink?

>>38768725
Definitely. Thirsty faggots like you because she's "so cool". I'd probably fuck her to see those titties spin, but she's nasty. She'd actually be hot if she lost about 30-40 though. Face has potential.

>>38768357
Thats fine so long as she isn't an ugly, mentally unstable, socially inept retard like all the fembots here.