>enter a random thread >be hostiIe for no reason

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>>38768288
>enter greentext thread
>greentext a completely fabricated story

>go into random thread
>reply to some guys arguing
>say not an argument
>leave thread

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>enter a thread
>pretend to be other posters

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>when fpbp

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>go to you know where
>"hillary should be president/popular vote"
>300 replies
2ez

>>38768367
>>when fpbp

>>>/reddit/

>>38768288
>someone asks OP a question
>pretend to be OP and answer on his behalf

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>>38768288
>enter thread
>mostly don't post
>read and get informed on the subject
>if I do post, make sure it's a well thought out informed opinion
>get replies like "tldr" "edgy" or no reply at all or get attacked by someone showing how much of an imbecile and misinformed I was being and get laughed at
>come here wanting to kill myself
I hate you faggots. Wish you were all banned.

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>make a thread
>never return

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>enter random thread
>be nice for no reason

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>>38768288
>not that anon
>that anon

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>enter random thread
>call two random posters samefag
>leave

>go to random board
>click on random thread
>find comment with no replies
>"go back to >>>/pol/"
>close tab

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>enter random thread
>don't reply to anyone
>leave thread

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>quote post that looks like anon spent alot of time on
>actually reply to the post above his

>Go to soc and state I'm a female, don't leave any contact info
>Guaranteed replies always

>Soc/thread/25490649#p25515600

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>see an anon getting BTFO in an argument
>back him up regardless of his ideology and help out
>we BTFO the opponent resulting in no replies
no better feeling then helping out a good lad

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>make a thread
>dont reply to any other threads so mine gets bumped higher

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>see anon making claims i believe to be false
>attempt to refute his post
>reread his post and realize he was right all along
>close tab before i can be btfo

>>38768369
You mean /pol/? Come back when you stop being an underage faggot.

>>38769125
>toad poster too stupid to know he can delete posts
Doesn't surprise me.

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>>38768288
>Find a wagecuck
>Get into a totally pointless argument with him
>Make it last as long as possible
>Make him waste his precious time

>>38769422
There's no time. When you try to delete them the site just tells you to wait longer and by the time you can do it someone's replied already.

>>38769277
I'm 27 with a gf and a law degree. I piss more money than your fedora wearing flabby body husks in a year.

Stay blasted /pol/tard.

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>Enter thread
>post the exact same picture someone else posted

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>>38769649
not an argument whiny wagecuck

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>>38769277
>>38769649
>>38769682
It is an argument, you are just too embarrassed to respond. So sad you will die cutting my lawn for a living.

Funny how a movement (the /pol/tard ideology alt-right and neo-nazism) preaches IQ nationalism, yet you all are retarded military welfare queens and guys who work blue collar jobs.

You like statistics in your "movement" huh? How about the fact IQ correlates with success in academia, society, politics and salary? Yet you people average 25k a year. Looks like you are the subhumans. Get up against the wall, retard. That's your destiny. LOL.

Pic related, it's your online, too-pussy-to-facefag, "leaders". Hell, it is probably you. Can't wait for you to commit suicide, no one will miss you. KEK.

>>38769718
Statism is poison.

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>>38768776
>go on thread
>post pasta
>shit up whole thread
>even if it isn't relevant
>revel

>>38769747

That's your whole rebuttal? Listen, hugbox neocons Not everyone who disagrees with you is deep into psyops or a shill. Some people just disagree. For instance, me.

Former Rural White voter here. Voting for Trump was possibly the biggest mistake of my life. Probably the worst president we've had in the last 500 years. We must impeach him now and lock up his most fervent supporters. The travel ban is racist and the white house is literally full of islamophobic texts and art. Hate can only be defeated by destroying it from the top down.

On top of his blatant racism, now he is literally destroying the planet earth and ruining young and promising female entertainers' lives. What about our children? Do the right thing, fellow rural white voters. Call your senator or congressman and set things right.

>>38769822
Not that guy, but I think Trump is great.

>>38768536
>>38768346
samefag
orignal content

>>38768312
i recognize you. what a fucking pussy

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>enter political thread
>"trump is a fat, bumbling, orange moron who will destroy this country and everthing it ever stood for"
>close tab and fap to some primo hentai or play some fun video games
>come back a bit later
>10+ replies
>"ACKSHUALLY THE USA WAS FOUNDED BY WHITE NATIONALISTS YOU FUCKING JEW KIKE KEK NIGGER SPIC!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!"
>I don't even care about politics and didn't even vote

>>38769718
I'm know gonna sound like a cunt saying this, but I'm 99% sure that that picture was taken at my old high school what the fuck. Totally irrelevant but god damn that's trippy.

>>38769501
That's why people come here though

waste their precious time

>>38768288
>post this

Is this the real life? Is this Covefefe?
Caught in a web of lies, an alternate reality
Open your eyes, look up to the skies and tweet
I'm from a hedge fund, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go, got the job, hit new lows
Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter to Donnieee
To Donald T.
Donald, just killed my career
Put a gun against my head
Missed my baby, my marriage is dead
Spicer, my week had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Donald, ooh, didn't mean to make you mad
If I'm not on Fox News this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on because nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Conway's got me by the spine, Trump he texts me all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooh, I don't want to lie
I sometimes wish I'd never taken the job
[Mike Huckabee Plays Guitar Solo]
I see a little silhouetto of a grease stain
Scaramucci, Scaramucci will you do the Collusion
Hearings so enlightning, very, very fright'ning me
(Mitch McConnell) Mitch McConnell, (Mitch McConnell) Mitch McConnell, Mitch McConnell figaro magnifico
I'm just a con man, nobody loves me
He's from a trust fund, left behind his family
Spare his mental health from this Presidency
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Its Fake News! No, we will not let you go!
(Let him go) It's Fake News! We will not let you go
(Let him go) It's Fake News! We will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Will not let you go
(Let me go) Ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh Donnie Jr. Donnie Jr.) Donnie Jr. let me go
Stephen Bannon has a Xanax put aside for me, for me, for me
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye?
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, Donnie, can't do this to me, Donnie!
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!
Nothing really matters, anyone can see
Nothing's really MAGA
Nothing's really MAGA...to me.....
Any way the wind blows

>leave

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>make tangential reference to circumcision, implying it isn't wrong
>thread dies a loud, angry death

>>38769822
See, my whole family supported Hillary and hates Trump. I don't think you're a psyop or a shill for hating Trump, I know you're a shill psyop because you type like my mom posting on Facebook and yet you're here posting on 4chan.

People who have used 4chan don't type like you do. I don't doubt that some independently believe the things you're paid to believe, but they don't express those things in that way.

t. armchair psychologist NEET who understands speech and typing patterns better than whoever trained you

But tell him that I have no loyalty to or interest in the Trump campaign and that if he wants to hire me to develop a globalist shitposting machine I'm open to it. You've got my email. I know you do.

>>38769422
you can't always delete it. you just made yourself look stupid on purpose. how fucking embarassing kys

>>38769947
Is there any logical reason why you would fucking say that post is not up to standard? Has anybody expressed any kind of dissatisfaction or criticism at all against it? Are you delusional? Are you reading replies that are nonexistant? Maybe you come from communities with voting systems, but there is literally no way that you could know what other people think of that post you just replied to here. Maybe it's psychological. Maybe it's your own post you're replying to, like a 12 year old fucktard liking his own facebook posts thinking his swelling autism is going unnoticed. Maybe your self esteem depends on you tricking yourself into thinking someone out there thinks your post is worth something. Or maybe you are just a retard, the worst kind of retard, the one who thinks he's smart, the one who thinks he's the only one to have gotten the joke, to have understood the post. Well, guess what, faggot, that post is under no definition underrated so why don't you do the world a favor and go check out the rim of your toilet.

>>38769933
Makes sense since anticutters are some of the most bitter, vitriolic people on the internet (and that includes Hilldawgs)

>>38769933
I don't mind it when you do that though, the facts always come out and more people realize how barbaric it is.

>>38769995
>barbaric
>literally has dozens of health benefits

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>>38768288
>enter thread
>argue with random anon about how wrong he is even though he's right
>never admit i'm wrong
>waste his time

>>38770083
It's wrong to post dwarf frog

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>>38768288
>Enter thread
>Someone says he slightly dislikes my ethnicity
>Insult him even tho I don't really care
>Leave

>>38770097
It's wrong to try and argue with me

>>38770122
Typical whitey. Hope you like it when the whip comes down

>>38768288
Why is he smiling while stabbing himself in the eye? Isn't that painful?

>>38770165
Nothing makes you a perfect argument machine. Or I'm wrong? Never.

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>>38768288
>enter thread
>be normal
>get personally attacked
*days later*
>enter thread
>be hostile
>get sad
>repeat

>>38770190
You're actually wrong, anon. I pity you for even trying.

>>38770190
Literally never admitting you are wrong and dismissing all arguments to the contrary is the perfect strategy
t. Urban Hillary Voter (bomb the countryside)

>>38770216
Trying just nothing anon. Blank word, blank space.

>>38770220
>t. Urban Hillary Voter (bomb the countryside)
Cuck lover hillary, or HIS supportes can't do a shit.

>>38768288
>go into trap thread
>pick random traps to humiliate until they start getting horny and reciprocate
I-I need to stop being such a faggot.

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>>38770182
I said ethnicity not race you pleb nice try at racebait tho

>>38770224
I can tell you're a nigger. Shocking!

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>>38768288
>Whine and moan tfwnogf
>Don't even want gf

>>38770165
Oh, I can see the pieces now, I'm guessing you don't have a girlfriend either. Another pitiful virgin, and you won't get one either, not with that sexist attitude. It's 2017, the modern woman will not tolerate your sexist bullshit attitude. You can try to hide it, but it will eventually come out and she'll dump your ass. Why is it so hard for neckbeards to respect women? For that matter, to respect anyone of all colors, races, religions, and genders? Is it because they can't get any? Looks like you're the degenerate here.

>>38768309
>enter greentext thread
>find really mundane and easily believable greentext
>reply with "things that never happened.jpg"
>it's the only (you) they get the entire thread

>>38770265
Nothing wrong except Robot's stupidity.

>>38770294
Nothing wrong except normie's stupidity.

>enter thread
>post racist shit
>post more racist shit
>haul out the big racist charts
>advocate genocide of non-white races
>compare race mixing with bestiality
>get drunk
>cry about dead black childhood best friend
>still love her with all of my heart

>>38770269
You could be my gf, anon

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>>38770400
Plz b b8ing us

>>38770400
That must be suffering, anon. I recently became friends on normiebook with some black girl I used to like in elementary school (I'm pretty sure she liked me, too) and she's a sjw feminazi now.

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>>38770400
Haha yeah me too bro fuck those niggers

>>38770400
>be black ghost
>can float through walls with TVs like a baller
>tfw you decide to check in on your old childhood pal one day
>he's alone in his room
>a grown man now
>spends his days bitterly posting about ethnic cleansing
>suddenly get a flashback
>"Hi blackanon, my names anon! Wanna be friends?"
>remember walking home from school
>remember playing pranks on teachers
>remember talking about life together
>what happened
>come back later when he's sleeping
>steal his computer
>tfw he'll know it was you

>>38770562
>wake up
>computer tower's still here, but somebody took my fucking monitor
>room smells like fried ghost chicken

>>38768553
Fucking devilish
originalelo

>>38770527
>watching girls you used to know become feminazis
This is why I unironically advocate for the metaphorical physical removal of Jews.

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>>38770400
>racist charts
no such thing my friend...

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>>38768369
>>38768543
>>38769886
>>38770400
>Start a perfectly good on-topic thread on my home board
>Expect to have a civil and fun discussion about said topic and start getting excited thinking about how good the thread will be
>First reply is some off-topic /pol/ bait that only literal retards will take
>People pretending to be literal retards come in and "take" the bait
>Thread is immediately derailed for no reason other than some retards thought it would be funny to do so
>Leave the thread for a good 10 minutes
>Come back to it to see what's happening now
>268 replies and 112 images omitted, click reply to view
>It's all off-topic political shitposting now
>Not even the good kind either, it's just the same shitty memes from r/the_donald and people calling each other nigger for a majority of the time
>Have to find a new home board now because /pol/shitters have ruined mine

You guys are the reason I hope Hiro deletes 4chan and runs off with everyone's money.

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>go to the men's restroom to take a leak
>leave the seat up

>>38770512
>leave thread
>make more race-related shitposts

One time i tortured a puppy to death when i was 11. I would still do it again today.

>>38770780
>I would still do it again today.
You know that other puppies exist in the world, right? You COULD still do that again today- ya dumb fag.

>>38768458
Td;lr, but sounded edgy

>>38770680
>caring this much about a stupid thread
pathetic desu

>>38770680
On order to defeat an an enemy, you have to adopt his tactics against him.