There aren't any interesting threads to me. So I want to

Do you ever get high and jack off? Holy fuck anon... WEED out!

>>38766427
Post the source comic

>>38766501
I can't get high, 1. I'm allergic to pot and 2. I'm in a highly safety sensitive job. But I can get drunk as fuck and I love that

>>38766645
It's a dude named pecan, you can find his comics at e hentai

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This is now a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. thread

Post stalker pics and stories

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>>38767767
>head to the waste management plant in southern zaton
>time to get some new guns to sell or use
>get close to the wall and start casing
>everything quiet, patrols as normal
>hear a slight metal tinking but it doesn't register at first
>split second realization of what happened
>mfw

>>38768368
>be me, Stalky McStalkerson
>decide to sneeki breeki my way into the waste management plant
>that faggot Owl who can't decide if he's Ukrainian or Italian said he'd pay good bucks for a laptop or some shit
>also in misery so I'll die in 3 hits
>sneeki my way to the back and watch the cocksucker on the bridge so he doesn't spot me
>his prison bitch will also be rounding about the corner soon so I have to hurry my ass to a tunnel that's in the middle of the open for some reason
>make my way to the tunnel and only lost a quarter of my health from falling 4 feet, feelscheekiman
>set up a good choke point, a little dent in one of the walls in the tunnels
>take silencer off pistol and fire a full mag to draw their attention
>also chuck a frag up top near a ladder close by, got two of the bastards
>literally just sit in my corner while these mercenaries who probably have been in special forces shit just blindly charge to where my flashlight is pointing at
>mfw I destroyed all of them by sitting in a corner
>mfw got 100,000 rubles for all their merc goodies
>mfw Owl is a stingy bastard as always but now he's friendlier towards me or something
>mfw Sidorovich would have bitch slapped him with his fat folds

Op here....please continue

>>38766427
this is the only hot picture in that series.

i fapped to it though.

>>38769222
I like alot of his work. The swelling balls are a definite plus..I mean I've had swelling from cbt but his stuff is intense swelling

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How do you deal with oppressive communist family?

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>tfw daydreaming about becoming a serial killer again

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I will just post a tamamo here

>>38769401
Where do you live??

>>38769452
Why would you want to kill ppl?

>>38767767
I've only online stalked people

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What would your guys favorite Castlevania game be?
I'm playing Aria of Sorrow right now