>"I really do love you, Anon." what do?

oh, do you really love me?

are you you're not... heh... cheeting on me? :0)

>>38765803
Wake up

Sadly original

>>38765803
Context please, anon. Why did they say this.

>>38765803
I need to stop smoking weed is what I need to do

>>38765877
That Cheetah is the one telling you this.

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>>38765872
I don't think i'll ever hear those words from anyone outside of family

>>38765944
Cheetah just said it to you anon

"I love you t-"
>tears open your throat
Don't fall for it, boys...

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>>38765803
>a cute, talking cheetah will never tell you that she loves you

I didn't want to know this feel.

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>>38766315
>you will NEVER carry her around the house
>she will NEVER leap into your arms as you come home
>she will NEVER lick you with her scratchy tongue

>>38765803
punch her and see if she still loves me after
people area fake and never mean what they say

>>38766466
>punching a talking cheetah

>>38766486
I'm thinking about an actual woman.

>>38765803
Why does cheetah have better eyelashes than me?

>>38766496
The cheetah is saying this to you.

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>>38765803
Would you please tell me what kinda friend I am, Ms.Cheetah?

>>38766315
>you'll never cuddle with your qt cheetah gf
>you'll never hear her purr as you rub her stomach
>youll never let her lick your face

>>38765803
I love you too, Cheetah friend!! *3*

>>38765803
>>38765941
>>38766136
>>38766315
>>38766428
>>38766536
wtf im a furry now

>>38766520
I understand the post, but I'm not autistic enough to think of a cheetah talking to me while saying those words

>>38766522
I love these things
Anime is comfy

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>>38766594
B-But will she tell me what kind of friend I am?

>>38765803
> Implying I have the confidence to believe someone could have genuine positive feelings towards me.

I'd instantly think it's a prank.

I love you too, Mom

desu

>>38765803
Cheetahs are domesticable surprisingly. A lot of people own pet cheetahs because it's easy to turn them into pets compared to other wild cats of large sizes.

It turns out cheetahs are lazy as fuck and hate hunting for food and will gladly be a house pet and lay around if you feed them.

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"aww i love you too!"
stroke head
adopt, feed, pet, play with and take walkies :)
race dogs for money for money.
cute pet, id imagine she'd have to go to a zoo or a reserve eventually, or i could teach her how to hunt rabbits and she could live in the woods near my house.
Rather have a cheetah friend than not imo.

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Husband~
Welcome back, Husband~

I fucked up.

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>>38767103
>ywn cuddle your cute geckofu cause she likes your warmth

J U S T

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>"that's a good joke daddy!"
;_;

Sorry, but you are obviously underage.

>>38767033
But isn't super unhealthy for them if they don't have the space to do thier 60mph bust runs?

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Anonymous, I'm pregnant.

>Tfw no khajit wife

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Just kidding. I love you.

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>>38767263
>>38767227
Don't joke with me, ho.

>>38767263
D-do you think they'll look more like me or you?

>this thread just gave me a weird boner

Unfortunately I've tried going Vegan before so it wouldn't work out...

>>38767227
>>38767263
You know I'm infertile so don't rub it in

I bet you're doing things with that Bull again aren't you

>>38767227
You and that wolf were up to shenanigans again weren't you

>>38765803
The seemingly pure love of an animal makes me suicidal. Fuck people to death but this shit wounds me.

>>38767673
You will never hear her purr next to you anon

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>>38767782
KMS.

Fun Facts: Any felines bigger than a cougar can't purr. Cougars have the most common names of any animal. To that point, panthers are actually cougars. Some places in the U.S. call cougars deer cats.

>>38765803
>>38767227
>>38767263
Fox or cheetah gf which is better

>>38765803
right back atcha man
imma graba beer then let's watch star trek
don't bite me

>>38765803
purge the mutant

>>38768364
fox gf

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> thank you for taking me out to practice for my driving test uncle anon

>>38766589
>I'm not autistic enough to think of a cheetah talking to me while saying those words
>I'm not autistic
Anon I... You are the literal textbook case.

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oh yeah nigga succ my thicc dicc

run away because i have ocd and anxiety

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>>38765803
but you're not *in* love with me

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i love you too.... lion?

>>38767212
Well yeah that's the other thing. You gotta exercise them a lot.

But then again it's probably not healthy for us to spend 12 hours a day sitting on /r9k/ but we do it anyway.

Which do you find harder to believe, anons?
>cheetah capable of human speech
>girl admitting she loves you

>>38768364
I don't know about cheetahs, but I know that foxes are monogamous. A fox waifu will stick with you for life.

>>38767227
>>38767263
Fuck these animals are so cute. Why haven't we domesticated them yet?

>>38771239
We have, at least a few of them. There is an experiment about it in Russia. IIRC you cant adopt them sadly. Thay also have super hostile ones too!

>>38770992
it's a cheetah you slack jawed faggot

>>38770236
Too fucking close to home noooooooo

>>38770236
Congrats, you triggered her predatory response. She easily catches up to you and pins you down to tell you to take her seriously and that she really does love you.

Anyone have that webm of that guy laying on the ground and then a cheetah lays down on top of him and starts giving him kisses?

Oh dear god, Is this some furry shit? I can't really tell.

>>38771694
No, its a real animal thats talking.

>>38771541
She's like 20 pounds. She isn't pinning anything down.

>>38765803
TAAAAAANNNNNOOOOOOSSSSHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

>>38771731
You're not going to outrun a cheetah, especially one that truly loves you. She won't let you get away from her.

>inb4 someone posts cheetah furry r34

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I'm not going anywhere near that beast, one swipe to my eyes for the rest of my life. Let that monster near your cock and it's fucking lunch, kiddo.

>>38771072
If a dog can say i love you why cant a cheetah?

>>38765803
well you know what they say...cheetahs never prosper

>>38766844
I want to rub Serval's ears and brush her tail!

>>38765803
Welp im not fucking that but we can be like, platonic and shit. And she can move with me.

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>>38772405
I want to headpat and cuddle her all night long!
>tfw no Serval gf

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>"Anon, let me in. Please... I... I love you..."

What do you do?

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>>38772454
Wake up.
It's obviously a dream. Not because of the monster, but because I'm loved.

>>38772444
>not being roommates and friends with benefits

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oh yeah lick that crack nigga

>>38765864
Get out Carlos

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>>38772454

fuck it, not like I'm living for anything else

if I'm gonna be eaten, my last request is to be held and cuddled so I know what it feels like to be wanted

Could feed you the neighbor kid too, if you want.

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>>38765803
Sorry, I don't date cheetahs.

>>38772257
you will prosper with her as your wife

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>>38766315
I think I'm gonna die from laughter!

Crying Kek

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>>38765864
Please jump off a bridge you raging autist

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this whole damn original thread

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>>38772224
>ywn stick it in a predatory animal
I didn't want to feel this feel

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I didn't ask for these feels lads

>>38773633
>I didn't ask for these feels lads

If you could kill the feels, would you?

>>38773702
Yes
I'll never have cheetah gf so please kill these feelings of mine, make the pain stop.

>>38771239
There are people who have them as pets. People have pet hyenas, grizzly bears, black bears, polar bears, lions, tigers, etc. If you get them early enough and the bond is strong enough they will love you just like a dog.

>>38773759
But what would be the point if you couldn't feel anything?

When VR comes around, you could live any virtual life you want

True liberation at last.

>>38770992
Who is that and is that real?

>>38765803
>ankha will never ride you
this is a terrible feel stop bringing me back into it

>>38773862
He'll have to wait for someone to make a cheetah fucking simulator

>>38773862
Literally what this anon says
>>38774197

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How long until we genetically engineer talking animals so I can have a qt cheetah gf like in OP?
>She will never leap into my arms as I arrive home

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>"Anon! You wanna explore the forest with me?"
What do you do?

>>38774197
Ahhh, but true VR would be so much more than a simulator.

True VR would be indistinguishable from real life, and with a little bit of skill, you could design an entire existance for you to live out. You could live in your own comfy world.

That could fix all but the most broken of robots.
True VR would kill 4chan

and it would be a beneficial exchange

>>38774620
true vr is generations away.

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>>38765864
>are you you're not... heh... cheeting on me?
Oh anon no...

>>38765864
grad-A joke

origoolie

>>38773881
Yes it's real and he's clearly Mr Hunter
Turns out it was his son but same thing

>>38774633
We all have something to live for.

Some anons live waiting for the world to burn in nuclear fire and for everything to be undone.

Look at the 90s, look at now. Video games went pretty far, and with a multi billion dollar industry, it's likely to go farther and faster.

True VR could arrive in our lifetimes

>>38766315
anon could cuddle with his cheetah

it could happen