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Hey /r9k/
I have a bit of a strange issue and since this is the place for everyone with strange issues to go and hang out, I thought I'd ask you all. You see, ever since I was 9, I can't pee in a public urinal.
At the aforementioned age, I went to a porcelain piss pouch to pee and was doing my business when I looked up (as 9-ish year olds are wont to do in curiousity) and saw a gruesome man in the other urinal staring at my magnum child dong, breathing very heavily.
I promptly hauled ass out, told my dad I didn't have to go that bad, and never used a stall again. I'm 20, now, and this is should be SO MUCH LESS of an issue than it is, but for some reason, even now, I cannot bring myself to piss in a public urinal. In the woods? Fine. In a stall? Yep. In my house? Yeah. Surrounded by other dudes, using a bottle on a long road trip? That's alright, too.
I just cannot get past this crippling fear of using a public restroom in any way outside of a closed stall. I have no ideas on how to push past it, and it's frankly embarrassing to an enormous degree. It hurts, sometimes literally, that I have to always wait for a stall, and that I have to take it up for snake oil when someone might have to really drop a shit. And there I am, in the stall, wasting their precious shitting time because I have a childish, irrational fear that holds me back.
It's also twice embarrassing because I had to do a urinalysis for the military, and while I did manage to do it, I had to do it in a public-restroom-styled arena with completely open urinals with an aggressive male doctor staring me down to make sure the piss indeed came from my dong. I left shaking and almost missed the next stage of my physical because I was so displaced.
Guys, I can't live like this anymore. Please. I just can't. Help me.
How do I learn how to fucking piss in a public restroom like a normal fucking person? This is holding me back, so I beg you, please, teach me to piss.
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>>38764645
Wear adult diapers.
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>>38764645
I usually zip tie an unrolled condom on my dick for that problem dude.
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Well it's easy!
>enter bathroom
>take up empty stall
>if there is a person already at a stall, take the stall furthest away from that person when possible
>unzip dick
>stare into the urinal and pee directly into the pink urinal cake like it's a target
>zip up dick
>leave and don't wash hands
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>>38764645
Earplugs could work. My bladder just clamps shut occasionally if there's noise in the bathroom.
My body once refused to piss out 2 litres worth specifically for a hospital appointment.
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there really is no good reason that urinals exist in place of just more stalls. If you're just going to pee and leave then doing so in a urinal will not make it faster. Just have all stalls, we'er not fucking animals.
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>>38764645
I have the exact same problem.
I was using the urinal as a kid once and some old dude started talking to me and jokingly asked if I "need any help".
It freaked me out real bad and I havent been able to use a public urinal since.
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>>38764746
Is the point of the aiming at the cake to take your mind off of your surroundings?
That might work.
>>38764791
Would I just put them on and take them off before and after the deed?
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