>Let's burn down your parents' house, junk your car and buy a one-way greyhound ticket to Seattle with me, anon!
What would you do?
>>38763943
>What would you do?
Tell her to fuck off.
Family>>>>>>>>used up whore
>>38763943
id ask if she has a shovel i can borrow
>>38763943
>You want me to get a razor too?
I would tell her that I would rather not.
>>38763943
buy her razor and show her how to use it
>tfw no grimy gf to commit arson with
Fuck this, I've had it with life.
>>38764004
>>38764079
plebs
pubes are patrician you fucking peasants.
>>38764004
>>38764079
fuck i want to murder you two retards
>>38764123
>pubes are patrician you fucking peasants.
>>38764123
>>38764137
Lmao, as if you two nerdvirgins will ever even see a hairy vag! Literally laughing at your lives
>>38763943
No way, Seattle is hell on earth
>>38763943
haha hairy poosy
>>38764193
too harsh, anon...
>>38763943
I'll set fire to your cunt forest
>>38764048
go to bed Bartleby
>>38763943
Can we go to Miami or la?
>>38763943
Even though my mom kinda fucked me over many times Family > Random whore.
Irrational whore. We could easily go to Seattle without committing a crime and junking my car
>>38764378
Spic detected
Oregon
>>38763943
Make my way down to the bus station on Union and tell both of you to fuck off back to where you came from. Washington is full.
>>38764531
Full of fags tbqh
>>38763943
Fuck off roastie idiot. My parents own a 2 million dollar house on the water, and you're not touching my BMW CONVERTIBLE. Go to your stupid hipster liberal city yourself, whore.
>Pull out five-seven
>Mag dump
>New mag
>Mag dump
>New mag
>Mag dump
No.
>>38763943
I'd say let's sell the car instead and dont burn my parents place
the rest of the plan seems good tho
I would probably go along with it since I'm a virgin whore easily gets delusions of random women taking a liking in me.
But I would refuse to burn my parents house down and just try and get her to fuck me.
>>38763943
i hate seattle
>>38763943
Hey I recognize this weird looking cute slut.
>>38765123
this changes things; dem sum nice tits
>>38763943
Pull her stupid dress over her head and push her down some stairs for even suggesting any of those things.
Especially fucking Seattle.
>>38765123
My penis is getting hard...go on.
>>38765178
>>38765255
She's actually pretty good looking. I can find a set but sadly I can't find a name
>>38765123
can u pls dump anon?
>>38765345
i'm pretty sure her name is Hilary Craig, I found a tumblr
>>38765398
Does she have more photos away from the record store?
she is disgusting! sad!
why seattle? grunge and rock music \ is dead frick off feminist cuntbag
>>38765123
That cunt looks like Ron Weasley
>>38765848
kek, my penis has gone soft now.
>>38765659
yea shes got a bunch where she paints herself
>>38765848
>tfw first instinct was to look at her vagina for similarities rather than face
>>38763943
Shave her pussy lovingly
Anyone who does spontaneous things like that will spontaneously break up with you for her new spontaneous fling
>>38763959
>Tell her to fuck off.
>Family>>>>>>>>used up whore
My nigga bout to make it out of /r9k/