Have you ever been to confession? How did it go?

When I was in elementary. I wasn't molested, so it went pretty well.

>>38759908

Went to Catholic school for 12 years. Was only straight-up raped 4/5 times. Feelsgoodman.

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>mfw Protestant

we had sex after i told him about my love of dead niggerz

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>>38760308
Same but they still made us confess. It was almost like the pastor had a checklist that he would go through and ask what I did wrong.
>enter pastor's office
>"sit down anon"
>I sit nervously
>"so anon, do you watch porn?"
>"y-yes"
>"I see.........and do you masturbate?"
>"s-sometimes"
>"hmm...do you smoke marijuana?"
>"n-no sir"
>"very good anon"
>"now is there anything else you want to tell me?"

>>38761239
catholic priests dont give a shit, they are old tired, lifeless people like in the stereotypes who just say what they are required and wait for you to finish, give generic answer

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>>38759908
>havent been in 3.5 months
I have to dig up the courage to do this

>>38759908
>Go to confession.
>Try to give father a firm handshake
>He sticks his dick in my hand

10/10

>>38761273
It used to be the case where I live until I came across a super strict fucker who was very harsh to me for some mild sins, and I never came back after that, he just basicly discouraged me from confession for good

>>38761972
Same for me, I remember actually feeling good after telling somebody (priest) all the shit that's been bothering me (I have some morals). But now I'm so depressed I don't see the point.

>>38762998
older priests were tolerable

now im a traditionalist catholic and they can go fuck themselves, never coming back to the Normo church