>Alright kiddo what kind of haircut you gettin?
hitler youth pplz
Number 2 all even and line up the beard.
>frequently getting haircuts
fuck off normie
>>38758843
gimme dat hitler youth, it goes so well with my chubby face and receding chin
>>38758843
the usual
origimini
>>38758843
Line me up, get me a fade on the sides with a hook part, Chief.
>>38758945
>frequently getting haircuts
>another day another haircut
>2017
>not cutting your own hair
get out normie
Just a number 3 all over please.
>>38758843
Gimme that 5 gum haircut.
Short back and sides boss
I'm going to open a barber with a no-talk guarantee
I have a high hairline, so this please.
>>38758843
What actually is the correct answer to this question?
>2017
>hair cutting
Gimmie that young stalin
>>38758843
Getting hair cuts is so uncomfortable. I only do it once a year to avoid the horrendously uncomfortable small talk they try to make with me.
>>38759829
see
>>38759780
I'm thinking of an entire mini-mall for men.
* Barbershop where you don't have to talk
* Clothing shop with no fancy fashion bullshit. Just good quality, plain clothes. And most importantly, not changing the cut every year. You buy pants that fit you today, you will still find them next year.
* Shoe store with quality shoes only, that last for years. Again no fashion bullshit or nu-male sneakers.
I'll take one haircut please.
>>38759968
Do you actually just go in and say i'd like a haircut please?
How the fuck do they know what you want.
>>38758843
#4 razor on back and sides and about an inch off the top
>>38758843
I come in here daily, do you have memory loss or has the wagekek grind cracked you yet?
Lol you fags. Just buzz your head at home.
>>38758843
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.
As usual.
>>38760516
Like a monkey ready to be shot in space.
>the always resist the urge to shout JUST whenever I get a trim
>>38758843
Make me look like a man with nothing to lose