>Open your door >See this What do?

Call Amazon and tell them they fucked up my order AGAIN

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looks like i've found my my new cum hamper

>>38756178
It should honestly be a crime to post such low quality images anywhere on the internet in current year.

>>38756178
check for a dick

Return to sender and say I explicitly said REDHEAD

>>38756211
hearty laugh
thank you anon

Call police and untie her.

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>>38756231
it's... it's moldy...

Untie her and give her my coat and some clean pants, make her hot soup and call the police.

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Untie her and invite her inside for some clothes and coffee while I call the police.

untie the poor boy and call the authorities

"you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this"

then I take off the mouth tape and face fuck her

>>38756178
>put some free weights in the box with the tranny/girl, probably ~50kg
>Immediately close the box almost all the way, leaving a small gap
>use hand truck to move the weighted box into my car
>take it to the bridge over the deepest river close to me
>throw box into the river
>wait for lulz and arrest for murder

>>38756813
God dammit, what's that from again?

>>38758093
the eggs miss
you have to eat ALL THE EGGS