Who the fuck is ready for comfy TROPICAL STORM EMILY!?!?!?

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I'm ready to see everyone act like they're in the battle royal for water over a tropical storm kek

Join our little server FL bros, we can be comfy together if the lights don't go out
FdE6Qv

>>38755795
I just moved across the country from 561, I miss hurricane feels. Go surf the storm and enjoy the parties my dudes

>>38757537

No. Fuck Florida. Everyone in your shitty state is either a old, a Kike, a Spic or an old Kike Spic. Every minute one of these senile old kikes will take a walk and you'll be under silver alert for some old fuck no one gives two shits about. Just to tack on to that, your highways are littered with "please drive safely" signs because one of your assholes decided he was going to murder a family with his car. The funniest part was the fact that that family were a bunch of assholes too because everyone in your state is an asshole. God hates Florida so fucking much He created literal living mouths to fuck everything up, and bombards your shitty swampland with hurricanes for most of the year. It's crazy how much water you get yet you want to steal it from Georgia and Alabama like the dirty niggers you are. The most anyone cares about your terrible peninsula is that fact that it's so fucking terrible people leave it by rocket ship. Miami is filled with spics and illegals who expect you to speak Spanish, yet the Cubans and Jamaicans leave their shithole just to arrive in your shit hole and act like they own the place.
If your tiny spic mind isn't catching my drift,
FLORIDA
IS
SHIT

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My ex is named emily, glad I don't live on the coast to get hit by a bipolar fuckfest named emily again.

>>38757914
Lol look at this booty blasted faggot did a Floridian fuck your gf or mom

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>>38757914
But on the bright side, we have qt geckos and Wawa desu.

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>>38757914
What happened to you? Did you go to Miami and change your mind about traps when you got railed?

>>38755795
Wait did it get named? I thought it was too sheared

>>38757914
How can Florida ever rcover from getting so BTFO?

>>38757914
When was the last time you left your basement?

>>38757914
The state is littered with cozy beach towns. If you go to Orlando/Miami... yeah it sucks.

I live just north of where it hit and I didn't even realize it was happening until I read this thread
what a weak ass storm

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I just wanna go to the pool FUCK

Will this affect my trip to Disney world?

>>38758285
Who /pilgramage to Orlando/ to pay your respects to the martyr Omar Mateen?

>>38757914
this anon hit the nail on the head.
Ask someone living here if they like living here. If they answer no they are sane, if they answer yes they are either mentally defective or one of the things he mentioned.
The heat melts peoples brains (not quite literally)