>31 july 2017 holy fucking shit

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>>38755714
>New years was 7 months ago
>2010 was 7 years ago
>2000 was 17 years ago
>This post is original

>>38755796
>New years was 7 months ago
8...

>>38755861
july isn't over yet nigger

>>38756035
mathematically it is, okay. also don't call me a nigger. niggers trigger me

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>>38755714
I was 18 years old yesterday.
I'm about to turn 22 tomorrow.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?

>>38756134
already turned 22 in may. learn from it and move forward.

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>>38756210
Move forward? Are you fucking kidding?
Everything is already sprinting forward! That's the whole point of the thread!

>>38756319
CALM DOWN!!!! ANON CALM DOWN!!!!!!

I have this vain hope that I will be less miserable as I get into my late twenties and thirties. Its fucked up, but I kind of visualize my peers getting divorces, cheating on each other and being strapped down with kids and maybe my life wont look so bad by comparison

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>>38756352
CALM DOWN? CALM DOWN????
YOU THINK TIME WILL WAIT FOR US TO CALM DOWN?? IT WON'T!!!! IT NEVER DOES!!!!!

>>38756443
call the police
ANON CALM DOWN!!!!!!!!! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND I TOLD SOMEONE TO CALL THE AUTHORITIES

>>38756134
global warming causes earths energy to increase
therefore earths mass and gravity increase e=m*c2
because of that earth time is getting slower relative to the sun thanks to special relativity theory
the sun obviously looks faster cause of this which means day-night cycles speed up
thats why every day is actually more like 20 hours and if you adjust for this your real age is about 18.3

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>your face when it's closer to 2030 than to 2000

>>38756443
Autism mode engaged
There is turning back now
We are fucked

I dimly remember the feeling when I realised turning twenty meant I would never be a "teen" again. Quite a solid realisation after all those years as a young adult

Now I'm turning 34 this year. YOLO cunts

>>38756468
>global warming
I stopped reading right there

>>38755714
>he hasn't figured out how to freeze time yet

w-e-w

>>38756418
This is exactly what I'm waiting for, i don't think it's far fetched

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>>38756466
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHAT YEAR IS IT???

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I've given up on this competition against time, even if I get rid of all my distractions I would do everything slowly enough to fuck everything up anyway. I just can't win this, there's only one option left.

>>38756577
last two digits of this post after 20xx

>>38755714
>tfw you realize you're closer to 40 than you are to 20

>>38756602
Oh man, how will we ever recover from last year's shitshow? We're doomed.

>>38756418
same

I feel pretty bad about it.

universe is a shit

>>38756418
>>38756535
Then you'll realize that even if your peers will start getting shit thrown in their face your life won't be any better. Seriously, how stupid can you be?

>>38756210
welcome fellow '95 maybro

>>38755796
>2000 was 17 years ago
I'll never get over that one

>>38756631
eazy peazy we declare-zy war-zy on terrorist-zy

>>38756927
werd anon, werd

>>38756927
Meh, to me 2000 seems feels pretty far away.
Even though it's not rational, I'm much more impressed by the fact that 2010 was 7 years ago.
For some reason that gets me much more.

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