What's the best comeback for when a girl calls your dick short?

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My mom always does this and it pisses me off so much

>>38753700
Call her fat, mix in a few expletives.

She'll be wondering if you were serious for hours.

>>38753700
tell her her eyebrows look like shit

>>38753700
Say she aint thicc

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"The wage gap isn't real"

>>38753700
tell her your dick is actually above average according to statistics and it's her vagina that is too big

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>>38753700
Wellmd

>>38754008
hi stan

>>38753700
The best comeback is no comeback. If you try to insult her back you'll just let her know that she got to you and that you are, in fact, an angry dicklet.

But if you don't worry about that, just call her fat

>>38753971
>>38753975
>>38754008
>>38754036
Calling her fat seems the right option. Gonna use that when she pulls the dicklet card against me. She is actually kinda chubby so she is probably insecure about it, thank you robots!

"At least I have a dick!"

>>38753700
Having sex for the woman's pleasure is a beta thing itself.

>>38754036
>the best comeback is no comeback
Bullshit, it's not a lose-lose situation. You have to psychologically fuck with them a bit. Women are sensitive to that.

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>>38753700
>best comeback for being called short
Not actually being short

>Ask her to elaborate, and tell you about how much she loves big cock.

>Get her to tell you stories of her hooking up with well hung guys, whilst slowly jerking you off between her thumb and index finger.

>Get her to take pictures of it comparing to her pinky finger and send it to her hot female friends to get their opinion.

The only limit is your imagination anon

OP here, let me tell you what happened:
>be me, 20 y/o virgin, februari this year
>have date with 6/10
>go to her place, start making out
>"oh shit it's finally gonna happen"
>tell her I'm virgin
>still have sex; but I could only get a semi-boner because I was pretty nervous
>couldn't feel anything (perhaps death grip, or the condoms fault)
>tell her I'm tired and stop fucking (got bored but didn't wanna be rude)
>afterwards she tells me that I did pretty well for the first time
>K den
>skip forward 1 week
>suddenly she isn't interested in me anymore
>reason being: the "I'm not ready for another relationship" meme
>ok
>skip forward a few months
>she has a bf
>get pissed because she obviously lied about the "I'm not ready for another relationship" meme
>get into argument
>need some good comebacks to justify my semi-boner during sex that time if she brings it up
I have a 6 incher btw

>>38754491
kys

>>38754296
This simple thought eludes many people

>>38753700
you tell anyone and I'll fucking kill you, and I'll know it was you because you're the only one who knows.

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>>38753700
>short dick

no no no.....HUGE vagina.

>>38753700

Fat cunt, they hate both of these insults. Everything that is a pejorative to their figure is good.

left jab, right cross, left hook to the body, left hook to the face, right hook to the face, ground and pound.

>>38753700
Bitch i'm 8 inches, unless your used to fuck tribal niggers from Africa you're full of shit.

>>38753700
>you can still choke harder on small objects ;)

>>38753700
short like my lifespan

Just drop her. A girl saying that is a huge red flag, she is knowingly disrespecting your manhood and also implying she is a slut and a size queen.

>>38753700
The sound of my glock firing

>>38754138
Underrated resp

>>38754036
>"just ignore the bullies"

>>38753700
relentlessly insult her weakest features

you have to fight fire with fire regarding psychological issues and women