Let's see what's going on at Medieval /r9k/

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Don't worry I'm a doctor. Leaches cure all.

Verily I hast lost thy desire to continue this fetid existence. Make haste to the guillotine!

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>>38752237
I'm the Jarls son, now pay up peasant.

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JEWS DID THE PLAGUE

BASH THE KYKES
POGRAM NOW

KILL THE KIKES
BURN ALL KIKES
RAZE THE NEAREST KIKE VILLAGE

>>38752237
I can't wait to march towards the holy land, i really want to be part of the Pauperes commilitones Christi Templique Salomonici.

>>38752280
>guillotine
Thats 1789 - 1977, not at all medieval.
In a small medieval city, you can expect to be executed by being hanged or garroted.

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>the emotions with which I'm overcome at the lack of a fair maiden in whose sheltering arms I can seek comfort.

FUCKING NORMANS GET THE FUCK OFF MY ISLAND

REEEEEEEEEEE

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>>38754269
Keep your islands ;^)

>>38752237
>tfw no qt witch gf
the Normans and Ceaddas demanded all the local women when they pillaged my village

>>38752237
>Tfw Sir Chadly hast stolen yet another maiden that thou were courting
NORMANS VANISH

>tfw "Chad" is a Norman bastardization of an english name

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>>38752237
I'm a Jew that's surprisingly not dead yet.
>trips to murder me and all the Jews in town

>>38754833
Its okay anon, you can still be useful. You just need to be recycled into fertilizer, soap, glue and leather.

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>>38752237
>Some guy borrowed my bible
>Told me he wanted it for a couple of weeks
>2 months pass
>Time to pray and need a verse
>No bible
>mfw
>Go and kill said guy
>Noice attracts guards
>They want to imprison me
>allmywut.jpg
>Tell them he was homo and tried to suck my dick
>They started stabbing his corpse
>mfw

>>38754833
deus vult origanole

>>38754322
I think this is the best one in the series that I have seen, isn't it perfect that even geography fits into the Chad-robot dichotomy? The shape of Chad is near perfect, quite remarkable.

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me very sad. me have no mate.
me face when

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>>38752237
>was going to marry attractive mistress through her father's blessing
>but couldn't afford dowry because mine own cabbage crop did fail
such is life

>present age
>not buying trenni silver coins

>>38754861
>They started stabbing his corpse
Mine eyes have been blessed by a thousand Keks, and they are very good

>>38754992
>failing cabbage crop
You don't deserve that qt peasant

>be me
>dad is smith's'man
>forging weapons and shit
>see big bucket with molten steel
>giant urge to shit due to previous meal of rotten food
>take shit and piss in bucket
>burn my ass doing so
>dad comes
>puts molten metal in forms to make weapons n shit
>after he's done he unzips his pants
>then my pants
>asks why i have a burnt ass
>tell some bullshit story
>still get raped
>said forged weapons are literally shit
>break during first minutes of battle
>king questioning my father
>executes him for making shot weapons
>tfw he doesn't know they're LITERALLY shit weapons
>now I'm a beggar
>mfw I got my only relative killed bcz I wanted to take a shit

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>sumanguru has advanced to the imperial age