>Laying in bed at night
>Think about how my first time with a hooker would be
>I'd pick the chunkiest girl there, half because I'm into that and half because she'd be the least picked one and I want to make her feel better
>Would stroke her hair, nibble on her neck and play with her vajayjay then begin gentle, loving missionary sex
>When I'm done I'd pay her double and kiss her on the cheek
I'm fucking 26, why do I still have these beta fantasies about being a fedora faggot
>>38749477
>half because I'm into that and half because she'd be the least picked one and I want to make her feel better
believe you me, she won't be the least picked
>>38749495
I sometimes have an alternative fantasy where I ask for the aging madam of the brothel to accompany me
bump, I can't be the only one with cringe fantasies
>>38749477
just get a gf anon my dude
>>38750507
>>38749477
>zometimes dream of having a dad