>Laying in bed at night >Think about how my first time - /r9k/ - ROBOT9001

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2017-07-31 05:53:10 Post No. 38749477
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Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:53:10 Post No. 38749477 [Report]

>Laying in bed at night
>Think about how my first time with a hooker would be
>I'd pick the chunkiest girl there, half because I'm into that and half because she'd be the least picked one and I want to make her feel better
>Would stroke her hair, nibble on her neck and play with her vajayjay then begin gentle, loving missionary sex
>When I'm done I'd pay her double and kiss her on the cheek

I'm fucking 26, why do I still have these beta fantasies about being a fedora faggot

Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:54:35 Post No.38749495
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Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:54:35 Post No.38749495 [Report]

>>38749477
>half because I'm into that and half because she'd be the least picked one and I want to make her feel better

believe you me, she won't be the least picked

Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:59:33 Post No.38749555
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Anonymous 2017-07-31 05:59:33 Post No.38749555 [Report]

>>38749495
I sometimes have an alternative fantasy where I ask for the aging madam of the brothel to accompany me

Anonymous 2017-07-31 06:33:02 Post No.38750023
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Anonymous 2017-07-31 06:33:02 Post No.38750023 [Report]

bump, I can't be the only one with cringe fantasies

Anonymous 2017-07-31 07:11:49 Post No.38750553
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Anonymous 2017-07-31 07:11:49 Post No.38750553 [Report]

>>38749477
just get a gf anon my dude

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>>38749477
>zometimes dream of having a dad