What do I have to do to fuck a granny? Where to go? What to say?

Damn I wish I was gay. I'm not securely attracted to women it all, why did I have to be born straight dicks are just so much more appealing.

Try working at a retirement home, be a cute boy takes extra good care of the grannies there.
Eventually offer personal service like being there for them if they need someone to talk to.

They're usually very lonely, so you can devolve this into more intimate stuff until you're balls deep.

I have a weird fetish for old women also but I feel too nervous to actually try and talk to an older woman

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>>38745467
i dont think op is talking about grannies in retirement homes.

>>38745671
oh holy fuck that is a prime gilf right there
AWOOGA

>>38745362
>tfw got a blowjob from an old lady on the staff at my university
It was gross and I didn't cum, it felt kind of nice though to have someone be so attracted to me. I was freaked out at the time but I realize I could have turned it into a FWB situation if I had wanted to. I'm there for 1 more year, but I haven't talked to her since I was a freshman and she's probably offended by me avoiding her. That was back when I thought maybe I had a chance with girls, before I realized how hopeless it is for rowboats.

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>>38745797
I got even more.

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>>38746074
goddamn post all you want anon. sorry i cant help with your questions though.

>>38745457
its not too late anon. insert gay joke here

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>>38746160
I mean I guess. My biggest dream is to creampie a granny like this

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>>38746195
>tfw no chubby granny to cuddle with

>>38746195
I like MILFs. I've been told to go to bars but idk.

i need to know how granny asshole tastes

>>38746074
>>38745671
This is hot.

But why is this hot? It must be the nips.

Nigga, I love me some Asian grannies. 60 plus or no nut