What's /r9k/'s bedtime routine?

Every night I have to watch some youtube. Even if it's way past the time I need to be asleep, I just have to watch something. It helps me unwind by watching funny shit at the end of a long day.

>>38745295
>watch dumb shit or listen to music until 4am
>toss and turn trying to sleep
>sometimes cry

>>38745295
I normally just fall asleep while watching a movie, usually sitting in the living room chair in my apartment. Very rarely these days do I actually turn everything off and actually get into bed like a normie.

>>38745295
Depends on the night

Scenario one:
>get super drunk alone
>listen to comfy music
>pass out in bed

Scenario two:
>go out with friends
>get wasted
>stumble home
>drink water
>pass out on couch

Scenario three:
>cuddle gf until she falls asleep
>fall asleep listening to her breathing and smelling her hair

Scenario four:
>watch youtube videos until I'm so tired I literally can't watch anymore
>sleep

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>close everything I'm doing
>check my daily weeb games
>open /h/, /gif/, ex, nomoms, and gel
>skim /gif/ catalog for anything decent
>skim /h/ catalog for anything decent
>spend the next hour or two chasing tags, artists, or specific girls
>clean up and then go to bed

>>38745295
Browse 4chan and listen to music until i get so tired that I fall asleep from exhaustion.

>>38745638
I do this. Usually watch /x/ tier shit on YouTube before I crash. Been watching goetic demon shit and stuff about the Gnostic gospels and apocryphal texts

Cry and read a little

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>>38745750

I do this too; I like to watch alien/paranormal videos until I feel sleepy. For some reason, it helps me relax and stop thinking so much about my daily problems.

Aliens/UFOs/Abductions are probably the closest thing I have to an actual passion in life. I've had a morbid obsession with them since I was like 7.

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Lay in bed on my laptop and shitpost.

About to go to bed now. Sleep tight, space robots

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>call dog to bed
>aim ac right at me or I will actually wake up drenched in sweat
>take shirt off for sweat
>lay down and shake legs until thighs are tired

At this point I either
>listen to comfy music
>shoegaze or dream pop

>fantasize about a qt3.14 who loves me coming on the me in a gentle dom way
>lots of forced contact by her

Then I fade away and come back like a wave.

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>>38745295
>lay down in comfortable position
>think about something stupid/embarrassing I did
>scream internally
>turn over
>keep thinking about stupid/embarrassing thing
>scream internally
>turn over
>fall asleep without realizing it with zero dreams

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Get all my shit done for the morning / drive to work.
Brush my teeth take a piss wash my hands
Crawl into my 1,000 count silk sheets
Watch youtube videos for about 30min lurk here for about 30min an hour passes and I regret those decisions.
Fall slowly asleep to the thoughts of my following day being identical as todays and it makes me feel comfy.

>>38745295
>drink my anger down
>reassure myself why I go into my 100k salary job each day to grind
>put trap music on
>play online poker
>drink myself until I can go to sleep at 11 or so so I can wake up at 6 or 7 and snort some coke or adderall to go to work to program
>hardest part of sleeping is panic attacks and reminding myself that the only point in life is to grind and make money and im on the right track

>>38745816
This is so cute, whoever made this is kind

>>38745700
>has friends
>has a gf
You literally have no reason to be on this board

>>38745295
>watch a bit of anime or some youtube videos until I get tired
>sometimes fap
>brush/floss teeth
>take off pants
>get in bed
>go to sleep holding my pillow
It's usually pretty comfy.

>>38745893
why are you so angry? seems like you've got a great job lol probably cut down on the online poker since that shit is rigged / you're competing with people using software aids

>>38745295
>shower (until recently, where I have to shower in the morning after I exercise. I hate showering in the morning, but I have to)
>brush teeth/ use mouthwash
>lay down about an hour before I go to sleep
>browse 4chan / youtube / watch netflix
>fap
>go to sleep

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>>38745978
software aids can't help them because they still suck, its not rigged and if it is fuck it, cashed out 800 direct from btc to my bank account last week


I'm angry because I thought getting out of the wageslave/college town trap was going to make me happy. Now I have salary and comfortable money and nothing has changed. Nothing makes me happy, not drugs, women nothing. but I like seeing when I earn money

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have a wank smoke a fag
listen to this go sleep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekXFslHOvZ8

>>38745295
>browse /v/, /vg/, /r9k/ and /pol/
>eyes start to hurt
>go to bed
>put on headset and plug it into my phone
>go onto massageASMR youtube channel
>listen to tapping sounds or whispering
>fall asleep to autistic aussie guy
I need some sort of sound to stop me from thinking about horrible nightmare shit, I hate the dark and start to see things but when I shut my eyes and listen to ASMR it distracts me and let's me sleep better/faster.

>>38746358
>I hate the dark and start to see things
I'm the same way. What I do is turn a fan on for ambient noise and surround myself in pillows.
>tfw 23 year old male
I know I'm pathetic.

>>38745295
>hope that I don't wake up

>keep switching between boards on mobile barely keeping my eyes open
>go to sleep

>>38745295
>shave so I don't have to in the morning
>usually drink a few glasses of wine
>wash dishes while listening to podcasts
>run AC so my shithole apartment gets cold enough to sleep in
>crawl into bed and browse imageboards, read a book and/or listen to music
>try to keep the intrusive thoughts out about how awful the world is
>try not to remember any painful memories
>cry more often than not
>try to sleep but fail

I also have constant joint pains which get much worse at night so I spend a lot of time tossing and turning. I often get up and do stretches

>>38745822
What the fuck is dream pop? Name a decent artist plz I'm intrigued