Newfound Fortune

>>38744785
I'd put most of it in savings, invest a generous portion, and live a modest but extremely comfy life. I'd probably just move into a townhouse and get a normie four door sedan.

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Buy a subscription to every porn site and wank to death

Buy 100 million dollars worth of steam stocks and wait for the next shitty early access survival game to show up

$100 mil in Amazon stocks. Fuck ya. Thanks Bezos

>buy 4chan
>ban tripfaggotry
>get rid of the worst jannies
>randomly rangeban entire countries for a day and see how much less shitposting there is on days when leafs, Australians, Pajeets, Israelis etc aren't allowed to post

>move somewhere warm like calie or florida
>invest some money
>get physical therapy somewhere join the gym
>all i can get off of my head right now

>>38744785
Yo this Mabel?

Same though man, all of it. even though I've never skated/long boarded in my life, looks cool

>>38744928

I wanna IP ban whoever makes that Guangzhou thread

Isn't excercises in escapism like this doing more harm? Wouldn't it be better to question how to get out of your ruts you robots are currently in?

>>38744928
this also implement hellbans

>>38745434
nah, best to think of what would make your most ideal life, however fantastical, so you can have it if you somehow end up in a simulation or dreamworld, you know, a place that isn't shit.

>get a nosejob
>buy a farmhouse in the middle of the countryside
>get a villa in a hot country
>buy up a load of property and rent it out for a constant stream of revenue
>buy my own recording studio
>set up a record label

>>38745588
A nose job is achievable with saving money in the real world! I got one and I am very content with the result, worth it all the way!

>>38745434
It's nice to fantasize every now and then.

>>38745740
A nose job is a 1-3k, it's very affordable

buy an apartment
furnish it

that's it

>>38744856
You can buy cracked accounts for less than a McDonalds menu retard

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hire people to shitpost from chad

>>38744785

Literally just sleep and be grateful I don't have to work, worry about paying rent or bills.

I wouldn't move city, I wouldn't move house. I'd sleep for a long time and be content, if I want a nice meal I can go out and buy it, if I want to purchase goods of some sort I can do it without a second thought.

That would be nice.

>60 million in savings and then live/earn off interests
>1 million for a house
>200k on security (ill be paranoid as fuck)
>dont know how much a small private jet costs but i'll get one of those
>some meme fast car
>personal chef
>personal hot assistent
>live and spend the rest a bit more carefully, maybe get some financial dude that can invest 20 million for me

>>38746023
This is so cozy Anon.....

>>38746057
U sound like a 11 year old boy.

>Hot assistent
>Me likey the fast cars!
>I wanna personal chef to make me Mac n cheese whenever I want!!!
>Financial dude

buy some tf2 unusuals i've wanted forever.

>>38744785
Create a company that breaks even manufacturing cheap products like card sleeves or pencils just to fuck with other companies.

>>38744785
Live like a turbo-neet but otherwise save it for shit like a cyborg body, genetic modification, personal spacecraft, power armor, etc.

Buy an RV and drive around all 4 corners of the US

Spend it all on subscriptions to Vogue

I literally think about winning the lottery all the time

>>38744785
Give it to someone I trust to invest it and put all the dividends into mental illness research.

I immediately kms