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worship her original feet

Literally anything. I want to pay a hooker to shit post with me.

>>38744619
Repeated enemas with oatmeal, finishing up with heavy anal fisting*

* This is a true story told to me by a prostitute friend of mine

>>38744619
Stick your face in her ass.

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>>38744654
>Oatmeal enemas
I would be disgusted if I hadnt already heard about the group of parents that thought giving your autistic children chlorine bleach enemas cured autism

>>38744643
Holy shit imagine the pol anti sweden shitposts with an escort

play super mario world on SNES

>>38744628
Do you think she let me cum on them

>>38744619
Show her your MtG collection and see if she wants to play.

>>38744752
>I'll pay you double your rate if you can 1v1 me in super smash brothers, final destination no items.

>>38744758
yeah probably. shes a hooker after all.

>>38744697
I dont see any mention of bleach in your source bro

>>38744619
Nude pillow fights my nigga

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>>38744897
Well, it was actually chlorine dioxide, which is more or less just as bad
Its apart of a 'homeotherapy' that autism is caused by parasites, and chlorine dioxide is the cure.
For the record, the 'slime' mentioned, and pic related, which are said to be the parasites, is the internal lining of his intestines
http://cdautism.org/

>>38744619
Depends on the kind you get but they're for doing stuff that would embarrass you with a normal girl. Like really weird feet stuff. Not that I've done any of this.

>>38744619
Ask for sex advice. It's pretty helpful actually because of how experienced they are with it.

>>38744619
Get her to watch anime with you
I wanna get someone to watch all 50 episodes of Armored Troopers VOTOMS with me and most people aren't willing to invest that time

>>38745437
>50 episodes
That's literally nothing in anime.

>>38745359
>they're for doing stuff that would embarrass you with a normal girl
So I can pay them to say nice things about me and cuddle?

>>38745580
You would wonder about how many prostitutes are hired especially for that.

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>>38744619
Pay her to masturbate while watching you masturbate.

You can tie her up naked and tickle her.

Make her get naked and cook something for you while you videotape it or slap her with your dick.

Give her body paint, glitter and a mirror and tell her to sensually rub it all over herself.

The possibilities are endless.

>>38744619
>not hiring prostitutes to look through documents to prove the holocaust was a jewish trick

Dress her up in a maid outfit and force her to listen to Kanye West.

>>38745860
>force

If she's a prostitute she would enjoy listening to Kanye.

Videotape her talking about banking mafia while naked with a swastika on her forehead