Red flags for Men

>his balls hang lower than his flaccid dick

>>38742233
>he refers to women as females
You're living in the age of male women, what do you expect?

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>he doesn't have any social media

>he's shorter than you
>he's fat
>he's too skelly
>no jawline
>he likes anime
>looks 15 even though he's 20
>laughs at dick jokes
>he's black

I think those are my main ones.

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>>38742433
This. No social life is a big red flag.

>>38742433
Fuck... I gave up on social media in high school. Still have Snapchat tho.

>he's smaller than 1.88
>he is not muscular
>he is not rich
>he doesn't gave a 20cm penis

>>38742469
>no social media equals no social life
Kill yourself.

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>>38742499
t. cuck manlet

>>38742454
Depending on your height I pass.
Are you single?

>>38742531
If I don't see your social life it never happened.

>>38742433
>he DOES have social media
>he tries to act like a girl/fake cute as to be more "relatable"
>he laughs at his own jokes just in case you didn't think they were funny
>he uses emojis, any amount is too much
>he wears tight pants or retardedly expensive jeans/sneakers
>he is a moralist/idealist/romantic in any way
>he is religious
>he is insecure about his masculinity or intelligence
>he respects other men more than women and masturbates with them together on the internet in his free time

>>38742233
>he doesn't have a car/doesn't drive
Suprised this hasn't come up yet

>>38742557
Why would you want or need him to talk to other people?

>>38742454

r u a femanon? i thought majority of girls love niggers

>>38742454
>>he's shorter than you
5'10 king of manlets
>>he's fat
No
>>he's too skelly
124 lbs
>>no jawline
Feels bad man
>>he likes anime
Last anime I watched was like 3 months ago
>>looks 15 even though he's 20
19 and look 17
>>laughs at dick jokes
I'm not 12
>>he's black
Part black, sadly

>>38742686
I love and support black culture but I wouldn't fuck or date a black guy, that's gross. You'd never catch me saying that irl though.

>>38742732
>I love and support black culture
Retracting this >>38742549
Fuck off nigger lover

>>38742617
Stop responding to bait you gaylord.

>>38742686
>i thought majority of girls love niggers
That's not true

>>38742594
the others are ok, but what the fuck is wrong with having morals or being an idealist?

>>38742233
>Uses meme terms in real life
>Posts selfies on social media
>Talks about video games in public
>Orders chicken nuggets on a date
>Thinks women are obligated to be attracted to him/put out
>Texts things like "I'm horny", "what would you do if I was there lol", etc

>>38742816
If you're not obviously powerful, it could imply a child-like innocence in the sense that you've never been tested. Perhaps you've never been outside your comfort zone.

It's, at worst, a yellow flag that might grab her attention.

>>38742816
It's not "wrong", but it can get out of control pretty easily. See: zealots, nazi LARPers, etc.

>his idea of a a perfect relationship is staying inside and cuddling all day while watching anime/playing vidya

>>38742433
Am I the only one who never got a social media, just seems like a waste of time.

>>38742297
What if he's a grower and not a shower, faggot?

>>38742940
>Tfw my first girlfriend was literally like this but she moved away and we couldn't continue the relationship
Best five months of my life

>>38742904
>Texts things like "I'm horny", "what would you do if I was there lol", etc

Oh christ, that is the worst.

>he's under 6'9"
>he cant bench 800
>his jawline cant be used to cut diamond
>he isnt the CEO of a fortune 500 company
>he doesnt have a double PhD
>he doesnt have at least 2 million followers on instagram
>he hasnt banged every single female he's met (including his mom)
>he's ever masturbated
>he's ever seen a single millisecond of an anime or cartoon
>he's ever been in a 200 mile radius of a videogame controller
>he doesnt plan on being the first man on mars
>

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Count how many you check off.

>spends more than 10% of his time on vidya
>spends more than 5% of his time on weebshit
>collects capeshit toys
>collects weebshit toys
>Little to no productive hobbies. As in hobbies that aren't based on consumption like watching chinese cartoons or playing a game
,but require active involvement and creation from the person (ex: carpentry, design, art, formal debate, electronics building, etc.)
>readily falls in love with the first woman who pays the slightest amount of attention to him
>professes to be 'smart but lazy', or some other variant of the phrase
>blames the world, other people for his misfortune; no personal accountability
>SJW ideology
>/pol/ ideology
>believes people only fall into either of the above categories; false binary thinking
>centers his identity/shows great pride around external factors he did nothing to earn (ex: race, gender, static anatomy, parent's money)
>dehumanizes large groups of people for factor's outside their control
>believes this list is dehumanizing him (victim complex)
>uses the buzzwords: "cuck", "degenerate", "roasties", "feeemales", (in reference to women), "normies", "Chad"
>member of the 'manosphere' (ex: RedPill, MGTOW, Heartiste, Roosh, etc.)
>wears graphic tees (x4 for metal tees)
>wears cargo shorts (x4 for camo cargo shorts)
>wears white socks outside of exercise
>wears autism shoes
>can't cook at least 4-5 basic staple meals (microwaveable glop and blueapron ikeafoods don't count)
>no regular strength training
>no regular cardio exercise
>determinist,fatalist outlook
>believes Tinder experiments to be scientifically sound
>believes himself knowledgeable on evolutionary psychology; invokes it often to explain most behaviors he encounters
>pedophile leanings (like lolicon, gets overly interested in educating people about how 'ephebophiles are totally different, etc.)
>think he's part of a special elect group of people amidst an otherwise generic and unremarkable population.

>>38742974
Me too man. No facebook, snapchat, insta, etc

>>38742716
>19 and look 17
Wow what a huge difference. When do you turn 19 and a half?

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>>38743250
>mfw your list is somehow more ridiculous than the parody one above you

>>38743250
>List is all redpill shit

This is shit

>>38743250
and what kind of stellar and productive member of society are you to write off such inconsequential traits? give me some achievements and accolades.

>>38743250
LEGEND:

> 0-5: safe prospect
>6-10: medium risk; still viable prospect.
>10-15: high risk; approach with extreme caution, and be ready to accept him as a fanatical orbiter in all likelihood
> 15+: It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose

>>38742233
once you hit 25 it's all downhill from there
once you hit 40 you'd be ready to settle for all of the above things you described but Jokes on you roasted beefcups because no one will want you then

>he has a thing for asian girls
>he likes anime
>he's into traps or trannies
>he enjoys social media too much
>projects his insecurities so much that i don't want to be around him

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>>38743139
These are all true. Every last one

>>38743250
>>38743383

Bait.
It's all true, but still bait.

>>38743390
no, dying alone sounds way more appealing desu family.

>>38742594
Fuck that I laugh at all my jokes. I wouldn't make them if I didn't think they were funny...

>he likes anime
>he does not drink
>he works out every day
>he has a high dick to balls ratio

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>>38743318
>victim mentality, pedophilia, political extremism and laziness are inconsequential.

>>38743654
You come off to people as an obnoxious tool.

>>38743722
Well I come off to me as awesome!

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>>38743735
Then maybe you can figure out how to fuck yourself.

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>plays CS:GO, PUBG or any of that other pleb shit
>watches anime
>has weird fetishes (feet, 2D, etc)
>doesn't have a beard
>fat
>works in retail or service industry

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>>38743801
Damn anon y so salty?

will you vagina jews all leave? don't come back. thx.

>ugly fat fembots have laundry list of red flags
>only have 2 for them
>dont be fat
>dont be ugly
>can't even do that

fuck off you whores

>>38743887
I'm none of these, do I get a prize?

>>38743914
>Damn anon y so salty?
pic related is a picture of bliss. can't even conceive of the joy of 2016 trump memes shared with a woman you loved. fuck.

>>38742297
I'm 4.75" flaccid but my balls hang lower than it.
Do I still count?

>>38743939
Women are really evil beings

>>38743939
You're a liar, you wouldn't want to be with someone who was on drugs or something, you're even less special for being a liar AND a loser.

>>38744001
Anon please provide photo evidence.

>>38743887
>watches anime
>has anime reaction pic

>>38742233
>he's black, middle eastern, or pretty much any race other than white or east asian (i don't mind spic tho)
>he hasn't graduated high school
>he is neet for any reasons other than mental illness or long-term entrepreneur/freelancer plans
>he is a feminist/leftist
>he is fat
>he is more beta than I am (I'm pretty androgynous in my behavior and personality)
>he doesn't brush his teeth at least twice a day
>he doesn't mind my feminine benis

>>38743939
I only want a bf who's taller than me, which is easy to accomplish since I am only 4'11.

>>38744236
>4'11
wew lad
i can finally feel like a chad at 5'3"

>>38744231
Forgot a few
>he isn't at least above average intelligence
>he has a sense of humor, or at least isn't overly sensitive (that might fall into being beta)
>he thinks women "live life on easy mode" (that might also fall into the beta flag)
>he's overly religious or fedora-tier atheist
>he farts in public places or anywhere around me (on purpose, not by accident)

>>38744236
I'm 5'10.

I wonder how hugging a girl of your height feels like

>>38743939
For the record I'm >>38744231 >>38744317 and bisexual. Pretty much all of my red flags apply to women as well, other than the "more beta than I am"

>be romantic and dreamer
>has strong moral compass and ideals
>likes anime
>writes poetry and composes piano music
>thinks that sex without love is boring
>INFPT
and so on
how red am I stacy?

>>38744360
I'm also INFP and I wish to touch no more than one set of genitals in my life but I can't stand weebshit

>>38744231
>he doesn't mind my feminine benis
What did you mean by this?

>>38744360
pretty red, you left your convictions intentionally vague and seem like a tryhard despite posting quite a short list. also you're here for validation in the first place.

>>38742297
Is this bait? My balls are always lower than my dick I thought that was just normal

>>38744429
>What did you mean by this?
Just doesn't mind the fact that I'm a degenerate tranny.

>>38742454
>looks 15 even though he's 20

Fuck

>>38743250
the fucks a "ephebophile" tho?

>>38744538
a pedophile with a dictionary

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>>38742686
>i thought majority of girls love niggers

>>38744360
turbo autism love

>>38744498
You have too much standards to be a tranny

>>38742732
>I love and support black culture
kys

>>38744603
Are they really that high? I thought the meme was that "trannies have even higher standards than roasties because we're mentally ill".
Either way, I'm perfectly happy to stay single until I find someone who meets my standards.

>>38742732
>I love and support black culture
T. Coalburner

>>38744644
You'll be waiting a very long time (see forever), ya freak

>>38744644
Trannies tend to be thirsty and like to bait straight anons

>>38743700
>he does not drink

Straight edge here. It has scared away a lot of women. Men don't seem to mind being buddies with a guy who doesn't drink but women seem to refuse to associate with a guy who doesn't like beer or liquor

>>38742233
This whole thread is literally nothing but bait

>>38744689
Y-you too
>>38744694
Tbh I've never been too thirsty about sex (without a relationship), maybe it's because most of my fetishes don't involve intercourse.

>>38744069
A non-fat, non-ugly chick who is on drugs sounds pretty awesome, actually.

Do you know any girls like that? Hook a brother up.

Here is a list of things that are A-OK by me if you're an 8 or above, 80% of my body mass or less, and are super-feminine:

>do drugs
>depressed
>selfish
>history of psychiatric treatment
>history of family abuse
>history of cheating
>of mere average intelligence
>no non-girly interests
>rotten, bitchy friends
>psycho, intrusive family
>political extremism of any type
>history of arrests
>bad credit
>credulous religious beliefs
>goofy New Age spiritual beliefs
>homeopathy
>evangelical homeopathy (to the point of telling everyone you meet about natural remedies)
>aggressive crossfit enthusiasm
>aggressive paleo enthusiasm
>aggressive vegan enthusiasm

None of it FUCKING MATTERS.

>>38742233
>he has a Steam account
>has no topics to talk about other than video games

>>38744798
Why doesn't not getting cheated on matter to you?

>>38744863
>tfw never play video games besides super nintendo and nintendo 64 games because I'm a poorfag
Feels bad man

>>38743250
Great list, love u Anon.

>>38744798
>80% of my body mass

What are you like 500 pounds? You realize these chicks can just find a non-fat retard to exploit right?

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>>38744898
I said a history of cheating. While past performance is often a good indicator of future results...fuck it, I'm rolling the dice.

Besides, before she can cheat, she technically has to fuck YOU first.

>>38744908
I unironically feel sorry for you anon, I might give away my old Xbox 360 to you in one year if ur interested.

>>38742233
>he's circumcised
>origaleoensis

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How red am I guys/girls?

>no political opinions
>rock/alternative music
>no active social media
>college student
>likes anime
>virgin
>extreme doormat
>african american :D
>no strong opinions

>>38744945
No, I'm 155. So I'm setting an upper weight bound at 124 pounds.

That's probably too high but 80% was the first number to pop into my head.

>>38742686
looks like you've had a bit too much r9k to drink

>>38745101
Well there is some kinda catch, because goddamn those are some shitty standards and nothing to be proud of. You should prefer being single over any of that shit.

>>38745094
More like
>he's uncircumcised
Having a foreskin is like a taboo and women are repulsed by it, so get back in line you stupid goy.

>>38742233
>narcissist whores thinking they deserve the best of the best

>>38744231
>>38744317
>he doesn't mind my feminine benis
>he has a sense of humor, or at least isn't overly sensitive (that might fall into being beta)
Did you write these two the opposite or would you like a guy who does mind your benis and has no sense of humour?

>>38745355
whoops
my mistake senpai

>>38745212
nice LARP

Don't mutilate kids, you won't like life afterwards when he abandons you. Sweetie.

>>38745402
I'm everything you said on the contrary, but sadly I do mind your benis.

>>38745473
:c
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (5.56% content).

>>38745435
>Don't mutilate kids
I was already mutilated not as a kid but as an infant, and I'm not a fucking """"""""""""fembot""""""""""""""" I'm just a faggot because I don't have a foreskin.

>>38744592
and? is that sexy in some way?

>>38745435
>>38745492
One reason I never actually mentioned when I was with them, my ex wanted his kids to be circumcised because he was, but I don't think I'd do it. Ironically I don't know how I'd react if I were to have sex with an uncircumcised person, since if they're not clean it could be really bad. I just hope the next generation of humans might have to deal with slightly grosser penises if it means nobody gets a botched job or encourages body mutilation on children in general.

>>38742732
>I love and support black culture

What culture?

>>38745608
Twerking and using pre-made seasoning mixes.

>>38742433
>he doesn't have any social media
>>38742454
>>38743700
>>38744360
>he likes anime
>>38743887
>watches anime
>>38745100
>no active social media
>likes anime
>virgin
This is why I don't even bother. Regardless of my anxiety, I'd have to pretend to be an entirely different person. My main past time is anime and I despise social media with a passion, always have. I'm essentially girl repellent.

>>38742716
>Part black, sadly
don't say that anon, have some self respect bro

question for the femanons here, is it a red flag if a guy doesn't drink alcohol or coffee, smoke, or do any drugs?

>>38746050
I've never had self respect

>>38745696
>the only person that responded to thought I was a girl posting her redflags

Those were redflags that apply to me.

>>38746050
Not that anon, but you're pretty funny. Having no self respect is fun.

>>38742233
>what women think

Yawn.

>>38742940
W-what's wrong with that? Ori

>>38744798
>depressed
fuck off whore

so this thread is just every guy coming in, listing his own personality traits and seeing how everyone reacts right

>>38742233
>skinnyfat, fat, or skelly
>watches anime or plays video games
>90% of the meals he eats are junk food
>never exercises
>doesn't have social media
>only has 2-3 or no friends
>no car/license
>lives with parents over age 20
>dropped out of high school
>didn't go to college
>below 6" penis
>doesn't style his hair
>wears tv show, movie, or band t-shirts regularly
>wears blue jeans or sweatpants on almost every occasion
>believes that I should pay for my own food when we go out on dates
>is an sjw
>is a neo-nazi
>is any religion that isn't christian or has no religion whatsoever
>masturbates regularly
>is circumcised
>doesn't like sports
>doesn't shower daily
>has acne
>listens to any other music than what plays on the radio/what is currently popular
>thinks he's cool/interesting for liking things that aren't mainstream
>gets nervous when around girls
>has mental health issues (i.e. depression, anxiety, autism, bpd, bipolar, etc.)
>didn't have at least 2-3 girlfriends in high school
>is a virgin
>extremely religious
>wears all neutral colored clothing
>has insecurities about himself
>has moles on his face
>browses reddit or 4chan in his freetime
>works minimum wage or no job at all
>hates dogs or other animals
>is a vegan
that's all I could think of off of the top of my head, but i'm sure there's more

>>38748401
hi , thats me.
blox

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>>38743250
>>can't cook at least 4-5 basic staple meals (microwaveable glop and blueapron ikeafoods don't count)
Examples? Probably +1 though.
>believes himself knowledgeable on evolutionary psychology; invokes it often to explain most behaviors he encounters
>pedophile leanings (like lolicon, gets overly interested in educating people about how 'ephebophiles are totally different, etc.)
>think he's part of a special elect group of people amidst an otherwise generic and unremarkable population.
Yep, yep, yep. So +3.

>>38743383
Got 4, what do I win?

>>38744538
People who like late teens.

>>38748401
some bait shit or just some normie faggot

>>38742974
Nothing here. Girls find it a little odd, guys don't give a shit.

The whole idea of social media was fucked from the start. It just gives people an outlet to make themselves feel better by posting quick snapshots of their life. It's too fake for me.

>>38742233
>he's conservative
>he uses the word "redpill"
>he calls himself a nice guy
>he hasn't read a book in years
>he dresses exclusively in tracksuit pants (sweatpants for Americans) and hoodies
>he stinks of weed or booze

His mom still buys all his clothes.

>>38742716
>he fills in answers like it's an interview
cringe

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>he mentions spirituality
>he makes less than 100k a year
>he's fat
>he hates cats
>he gets drunk or high regularly
>he's never been out of the country
>he takes political correctness too seriously
>he doesn't like POOPOOPEEPEE memes
>he's not willing to fuck while watching the adventures of Ronald McDonald on the TV

>>38751003
Oh yeah, and any redpiller can burn in hell lol. Redpillers always end up being weird sexist shut-ins and those aren't sexy.

>>38751003
TRASH FLAGS

>>38745100
>rock/alternative music
I'm guessing you mean normie music like Avenged Sevenfold and Disturbed. Nerdy black guys rarely have good music taste.

>he doesn't leave me alone six days per week
>he doesn't spend 18 hours with me every Saturday looking at pictures I took and paper I folded and asking to read my secret journal even though he knows I won't let him
>doesn't have/lie convincingly about having an exotic and dangerous job that he can't tell me much about or I'll be in danger
>does not like playing under the bridge in the woods like we're homeless children in the olden days doing well for ourselves, eating a can of beans that we took the label off of earlier to add to the realism, and opening it by stabbing it open because can openers haven't been invented yet
>he wants me to get a smart phone
>he doesn't want his mom to meet me
>he wants me to wear pants
>he doesn't dress nicely, (no holey jeans, no band t-shirts, unkempt hair, etc)
>he laughs quietly when I use uncommon language and thinks I don't know it
>he doesn't like soup
>he doesn't accept that I'm an emotional child with the attention span of a dumb ferret, and inevitably, he will wind up having to support me
>he's shorter than Dr. Phil

>>38742732
>love and support black culture
You're part of the problem, and it's blacks who will pay the price for your entertainment.

>>38742487
>>38742487
ur good m8

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>>38742233
>red flags for men

What is this stupid garbage-

>he refers to women as females

Hue, I almost spit because this is actually true.

>>38742233
>he feels entitled
basically gets you put into the turbo-creep basket immediately

>>38742531
men who cry are boys. guess which you are.

>>38742469
>Implying social media = social life

>>38742233
Racist piece of shit. This is obviously not so low key attack on black men

>>38742433
>he does have social media, but only posts ironic/weeb shit

>>38743139
>not already taking regular vacations to Mars
Virgin detected

>>38742686
Majority of women do not like niggers, the idea that they do is a meme

>>38754302
Try being a native american!

>>38742904
This what normies do you fool

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>He is European

>>38755717
>He is overweight with no foreskin