I bought a dildo while drunk online and hid it in a box under my bed in my bedroom for about a month. Now I'm paranoid one of my roommates might have found it.
It's based on nothing but paranoia but I can't stand the thought of one of them knowing.
We have seperate bedrooms and dont really ever go into the others.
is there any way I can find out if one of them knows? I need to know I'm safe. I think some of them wouldn't even bother say anything about it but that just makes it worse for me. One of them knowing.
I got rid of it btw, I'm not really gay only a little bit. lol. pls help.
bump the bumpp
if one of them is limping, they might've been using it
>>38740708
lol
advice pls
>>38740814
buy a bigger, blacker one and rape yourself with it in front of all of them. then nobody will care about the original dildo.
put a small piece of paper/tissue between lid and box so that if it's opened it falls out. that way you'll know if someone's opened it or not
>>38741027
Thats fucking smart
However, it doesnt solve my paranoia of someone already having seen it
>>38741740
If they've already seen it, it's too late. There's nothing you can do about that, and unless they give the game away you won't know.
Perhaps check if any of them give you funny looks.
>>38740427
When talking mention the word dildo, if you get immediate grubby looks that quickly fade they know.
>>38742011
>>38742155
Thx thats helpful
Why the fuck wouldnt you still have it?
>>38742926
Don't worry. You don't actually use dildos. Relax. If anyone does ask just say it was a silly gift that some friend gave you as a joke and you threw it out because that's gay af. As long as you joke and say it's gay and show your displeasure at faggotry they won't give a shit.