Could you sit next to this girl without doing anything weird?

I basically can't do anything when I'm near a pretty girl, not even weird stuff

>>38740384
if i sat next to her she would look at me with disgust and call her bf to come and beat me up, i don't even have to do anything

I'd be silent and looking at everything but her, which is apparently a huge red flag that you're a creepy weirdo.

>>38740384
Why would i wanted to sit next to that girl??

Obviously I wont do anything about it, so what's t point?
No one on this website has the balls to speak to that woman desu.

Why would I want to, unless there is weird stuff to do to her? I rather take an empty bench.

>>38740409
yes, i could get up and walk away.

Sure.

However after she was gone and when no one was looking I would lick the seat savoring the sweat of her ass and back, and feeling the leftover warmth with my face.

Yes. There is nothing weird about masturbating it is completely natural.

>>38740384

I couldn't do anything period

>>38740384
sitting next to her would be a weird act by default.

I could just sit next to her and ignore her completely, though I don't know why would I sit next to her to begin with, since I could either sit somewhere else or just stand instead.

>>38740384
nope. I'd be fidgeting and stuttering. but I'm sure it's not as bad as some of the other robots.

>>38740384
>Could you sit next to this girl
and I'd be doing that because...?
Why are robots always coming up with these retarded situations that nobody IRL does. to justify some retarded view they have.

I'd begin masturbating and then farting uncontrollably

she would walk away as soon as she heard the sounds of my IBS

>>38740384
my first instinct is to sit as far away from her as possible so no

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>>38740384
she reminds me of the opening scene of the happening

lol what a shitty movie

>>38740384
>Could you sit next to this girl
Stop right there, because I couldn't even get that far.

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>>38740384
>*BRRAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
uh... sorry....

>>38740384
probably yeah
A girl once sat next to me who had a 10/10 tights ass and I didn't do anything

>>38740604
What if she sat next to you?
I had a qt new girl at work sit by me when I was in the breakroom and I awkwardly ignored her for 10 minutes then left when my break was up.

>>38740818
I did this with a girl I had classes with for 3 months. Eventually she gave up.

>>38740766
It was a good comedy movie. You didn't think it was funny?

>>38740877
well yeah if you watch it through that lens of course it's great! i was referring to the literal interpretation of course

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>Sitting on a bench
>qt girl sits down next to me
>Become a statue

>>38740437
>silent and looking at everything but her

Same. Why can't I look at attractive women the same way I look at a fellow human being?

>>38740437
>red flag that you're a creepy weirdo
Fuck. How true is this? Because all my life I pretend not to acknowledge girls, mainly attractive ones. Literally don't even look at them.

>sit on a bench, wait for my chinese takeout to get ready
>sit on my phone browsing 4chan
>some girl sits down as well
>can't browse anymore in case she sees a female penis or whatever on my phone
>have no interest in talking to a stranger either
>have to sit in silence or browse some boring blow while waiting

JDIMSA