I`ll start.
"Yo, bro! Have you heard?! They`re gonna release a new iPhone!" *Continues to talk about unnessecary and uninteresting subjects*
>>38740302
Dude I can't wait buy one for my girlfriend, she's been nagging me lately about doing something nice for her.
Oh fuck you OP.
I bet you own a smartphone yourself.
Shit, we totally have to go watch tomorrow's game!
"Hey bro! I'm happy and kind and I come from a loving family!"
>Look at this funny frog meme I found!
>Isn't it so funny?
>>38740605
I love me them sport my dude, I can't wait to crack open a few cold ones with my friends.
yeah the place was packed bro, tight bitches everyone nah'mean bro!? *laughs excitedly and does black-man hand shake*
this bitch was grindin' up on me all night and you know i fuckin tapped that ass bro
>>38740649
Haha lol the internet is crazy but its a great place to meet chicks if you know what I mean.
>>38740677
What the fuck is a black man handshake?
>>38740733
>What the fuck is a black man handshake?
Its a firm grip mixed with some kinda extra no handshake motion.
>>38740733
pic related followed by either fist bump or shoulder bump
wtf is a normie lol??? XD
>>38740733
this guy is obviously not from america
I am content with life
we're going to pregame at somebody's house and then check out a few bars downtown, have a good night!
>Nah man, I can't go out tonight
>I'm going to a therapist to discuss my issues in a nonjudgmental way and recognize what I can do to improve my life