help pls

>>38735518
>be me
>go on 4chan
>find /r9k/ board
>see a faggot's stupid post
>reply in shitty greentext story format
>wait for thread to die

>>38735518
>bought a bmw m3
>been driving it
The secret to happiness OP

>>38735518
>be me
>wake up
cont.

>>38736057
>eat breakfast
pretty enjoyable my dude

get a hobby you dumb teenager

>>38736038
There is nothing more comfy than going on an empty road and putting the pedal to the floor.

>>38736038
not like a loser like me could ever afford a car

>>38736110
hobbies require socializing so nah

>be me
>be 11 years old
>my parents split up
>I react pretty badly
>the silly children that I was is dead
>I am sad
>two years later
>my father is married to another woman
>I hate her
>she tells me I'm useless
>I rage at her
>my father follows me in my room
>he beats me up
>he tells me to not ruin is new family
>it's not the first time
>be me last year
>ruined
>can't trust anyone
>people make fun of me because "daddy issues"
>I start telling new people that I don't have a father
>I learn how to get slightly better alone
>I start to study a lot and learning how to draw
>I graduate high school with 100/100
>my father suddenly wants to change things and says he's sorry
>it's too late
>I'm different from who I was
>turning 20 tomorrow
>finally leaving everything behind
>still want to kill myself but I'm okay I guess

sorry if it was boring/sad

>>38736665
the sadder and longer, the better
thx

>>38736274
almost none do