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Don't make threads if you can't put /britfeel/ in the subject edition
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>tfw I'll never learn how to play SS13
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>>38731597
its easy, the struggle is dealing with not flooding the pipes with plasma or releasing a dangerous virus every round.
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What's your favorite flavour of crisps lads? I've taken a liking to prawn cocktail latley.
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Good afternoon anons, how are you all feeling?
Any plans for the day?
Anyway, post waifus :)
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Feeling a bit melancholy today lads
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>>38731635
Beef flavoured hula hoops.
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>>38731611
I really struggled with getting my head around the interface and actually playing it. Do you have any tips for that?
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>>38731635
tomato ketchup is the goat, debate me one on one
>>38731654
posted friend
might try and finish this problems sheet
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>>38731654
I have to wait at least a day to text a girl, else I will be desperate. My day has been pretty boring, finally got around to doing laundry and cleaning my room a bit, feels good man. How was your day?
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>>38731420
>>38731441
this was amazing, I never realized any of this and its quite eye opening. I've never been big into elliot rodgers lore
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>>38731597
There's literally a fucking guide to every single job that will tell you exactly what to do.
Figure it out.
There is one thing that might explain why you're too stupid to figure it out...Are you a stinky NEET lad? Get a fucking job. Same exact learning process.
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>>38731671
>tfw you can't into waifu posting
just imagine her lads
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>>38731671
Ketchup is pretty nice desu.
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>tfw this could be our future
https://youtu.be/D1r-BorbQyk
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>>38731654
>Any plans for the day?
Pay nearly 2 grands worth in tax before the deadline tomorrow
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>tfw really like fighting games
>am terrible at them
i just cant git gud, i can learn the combos and stuff but whenever i play online i just get beaten to a pulp
i just want to have fun
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>>38731635
yeah, them and salt and vinegar have always been the best
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Some of you lads are alright, don't browse 4chan tomorrow.
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>get drunk with a normalfag friend last night
>had to be picked up and dragged home by parents
>friend sent a picture of us hugging with no shirt on to a group chat
>wake up to parents mocking me because apparently I was ranting about random bullshit while drunk
I should stop bothering with alcohol plus everyone thinks I'm a fag now.
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>>38731671
Goodluck anon, what comes up?
>>38731676
I think maybe a day is excessive, but what do I know I guess haha. It's always feels good to clean your room and sit in a nice environment right? Anyway, I've been okay - trying to just get some stuff done but not feeling very motivated so I'm mostly browsing around and listening to music.
>>38731710
Oh dear, that doesn't sound very nice at all
Better than being behind bars though at least.
>>38731744
oh o-okay
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>>38731750
Just gotta know your limits lad, nothing worth than a sloppy drunk.
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>>38731750
Have you checked your butt in case there's a discarded condom wedged in there?
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>>38731771
>what comes up?
the whole of the first year maths element of my uni course, not fun tbqh
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>>38731667
Yeah, don't be a fucking retard.
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>>38731750
>group chat
REEEEEEE WHY AM I NOT IN ANY GROUP CHATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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the whole elliot rodger comparison has scared me a bit because it was extremely accurate. You have a real skill of doing this
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>tfw all my friends booked a holiday to magaluf and didnt invite me
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>>38729175
Jewish>Indian>Arab>East Euro>Anglo>the rest
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>>38731866
the > sign is meant to point away from the best one, anon
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>>38731898
you think "the rest" is the best one?
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>>38731921
TAIWWAAN NUMBER ONE
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are you happy anon? why/why not?
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>>38731836
>friend asks me to recommend some music for a party
>do so
>"so you're having a party"
>"yeah"
>"cool"
Prick, glad uni sent you mental.
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>>38731983
i dont know how people can feel happiness in this world
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>>38732003
How the fuck can you not realise how autistic you'd be if you'd do this. This reminds me of the time I got uninvited to a party lmao.
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>>38732039
kek, how did that happen lad
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Matched with a milf on tinder. bio says she 'hates small talk, prefers younger guys.'
What do I send to let her know I wanna fug without sounding like the autist I am?
Also I'm making a brew, shout up now if you want one, only got almond milk though.
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>>38732068
Basically, a guy invited me to his party when I ran into him while out, I said sure, want me to bring a crate of beer? He said yeah and since I was with him at tesco's at the time I just gave him the crate, since I was riding a bike and he was in his car. Fast forward 8 hours I get a call saying I can't come, I ask why and he says there are too many people there. I just say OK.
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>>38732107
is she out of your league physically?
t. chad who mostly lurks
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>>38732107
You don't need to let her know. She already want to fug. Just by matching with her you show you wanna get down.
And nah, almond milk gives you bitchtits. I'll pass, thanks.
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>>38732107
>almond milk
Christ, lad, what're you doing, I'll take mine black this time
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>>38732134
so he ditched you and stole from you, what a twat
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>>38731794
Oh dear that doesn't sound comfy at all anon.
Goodluck friend
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>>38732220
That's what your mum said.
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>>38731818
you are the good version. you will be saved and turn your life around. you can do this laddy. believe in yourself.
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>>38732134
Lol no. She's 38 and average, but she's got a banging body and obviously takes care of herself, looks like a pretty successful professional gal.
>>38732173
Yer but what can I say to actually make it happen, I'm considering just sending a suggestive sequence of emojis tbqh.
>>38732220
Sorry lad, my sister's staying with me this week and she drinks it. Too lazy to go to the shops.
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>>38732389
writing some more in notepad right now, feels good getting this stuff and into text then letting it fester desu. Amazed how much I can write about my life though
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>>38732408
Say you wanna meet up for drinks, at your local 'spoons, and bang her in the toilet.
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Top: Elliot Rodger talking in 'My Twisted World'
Bottom: Ebin talking on his blog
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>>38732508
hopefully ebin is not planning to do anything stupid like eliot. from what i remember, eliot went outside a lot more than ebin.
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>>38732508
>avatarfag """personality"""" complaining about snowflakes and circlejerks
What did he mean by this?
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>>38732641
Oh indeed, Elliot had violent thoughts that brewed up over years. I'm just saying the lifestyle is a carbon copy, not that ebin is going to bring britfeel into the news.
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Any of you lads ever had something seized by customs before?
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>>38732641
Ebin doesn't have the patience, determination or balls to plan a shooting. I can see him snapping and stabbing a family member with a kitchen knife at some point though for sure.
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>>38732677
Hope you appreciate this effort. I even put in a google maps image to accompany one of my anecdotes in my next blog entry
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reading earthsea lads, ged is such a robot
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>sister ate some of the leftover pizza
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>>38732872
murder that slag, she deserves nothing less
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>>38732872
deck your mum anon, it's the only way
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>>38732718
Your blog is what I look forward to most lad. I was in bed last night at 2am, just about to go to sleep but then bolted downstairs to the PC when I heard you'd made a blog entry
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>>38732865
read blindsight, all the main characters are literally autistic in some way, by choice, in order to compete with AIs and robots doing their jobs
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>>38731654
feeling rough as fuck, probaly gonna veg and feel worse
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>>38732898
It was a half and half pizza as well. Bitch couldn't even stick to her half.
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>>38731703
don't remind me lad, i'm already fucked up enough as it is
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Alright lads?
Please show your completed Bully licences. This is just a general check on them, no need to worry.
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>>38732665
hes a hypocrite and a narcissist, just like all of them
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>>38732998
Level 5 Bully Ranger coming through
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>>38732961
okay yeah that legit is pissing me off
pizza is actually my favourite food; I don't get it very often because it's so unhealthy, but when I do I get exactly what I want in the exact amount I want to eat. If someone else touches my pizza I go fucking spare. It's my pizza, not yours. I offered to buy you whatever you wanted so don't come to me asking for a slice or touching the leftovers in the fridge the next day.
Christ this pisses me off more than it should.
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>>38732998
Just got mine renewed recently desu
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>>38733082
This is fine. You don't need to cross Anonymous out as that is the name you are allowed to use to bully under. The Bully states your job in the use of this licence.
Try to get it fixed next time you get it renewed. Otherwise carry on.
>>38733035
This seems awfully fake. I'll need some contact details from you lad.
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Every day I promise myself tomorrow will be different and I will start getting my shit together. Never happens.
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>>38733130
>>38733082
>>38732998
>>38733035
absolutely love this lads. keep up the good work
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>>38733130
I suggest you let me pass before you embarrass yourself in front of your superiors, lowly Level 3 Bully Ranger.
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about bloody time, eh
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>>38733216
I'm sorry you feel this way. Hope you can get your proper licence sorted soon. Sadly your failure to comply means I must do this.
>>38733283
This looks up to standard. Thank you lad. Carry on with all your bullying needs.
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>>38733316
You spoon, that license was the equivalent of the old black passports
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>>38731635
good old ready salted you can go wrong
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>>38733316
thank you sir, don't you worry, I intend to.
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>>38733316
checkem, inspector
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>>38732127
>I just say OK
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The Taliban are the heroes of all transexuals
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>>38733373
Impressive Kevs on your licence. Carry on.
>>38733330
I am sorry you feel that way. I will give you a number you can call to make a complaint if you feel I was in the wrong.
08088002222
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I feel weird
I'm not sick but I'm not well either
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someone give me a quick rundown on yesterdays waifu drama lads, I missed it all
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>>38733482
It turned out it was Tilde falseflagging the whole time
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>>38733482
My nice personality turns out has being causing shit without his trip for a while. Yesterday he forgot to remove his trip and his orbiters finally saw how fake his personality was.
Everyone else is glad to be rid of him.
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>>38733482
>tilde had been making posts without his trip to intentionally start drama and fights for weeks, if not months
>got caught out when he forgot to turn his trip off
>dont think he even aplogised
>ebin admitted he had been doing it too and defended tilde
i just hope they have learned a lesson from all this and we can have comfy threads again
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>>38733504
why would he falseflag though? What rustled him enough to go that far
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>>38733482
>>38733605
Of course he didn't apologise, he tried to play himself off as the victim.
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>tfw you always have like 15 tabs of porn related shit open
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#ImwithTilde
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Had 1 view from Thailand and another from America on my blog lads
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Tilde should just apologise.
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>>38733638
>ebin and len talk privately outside of britfeel
>some weird kind of "relationship"
>len cuts it off
>tilde throws and autistic tantrum for weeks because ebins feelings were hurt
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>>38732998
h-here you go anon h-haha
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>>38731654
daily reminder that none of you are free of sin.
Woke up 2 hours ago. Feel like shite. Also out of toothpaste, so my mouth tastes terrible. Would fix that with tea, but I'm out of milk. Would go out and get milk, but all my pants are in the wash.
My plans for the day are to do nothing productive and hate myself.
Posted.
>>38731635
>prawn cocktail
What? Cheese and onion is objectively the best flavour. That or frazzlers.
*ah-hem*
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>>38733699
>>38733731
Thank you fellas. These look spot on. Have a good day.
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>>38732938
I know your feels anon, do your best not to veg! haha
>>38733712
>My plans for the day are to do nothing productive and hate myself.
Well you shouldn't hate yourself anon, but by all means it is a Sunday so you don't have to be productive or anything haha.
Try to cheer up and enjoy your day lad.
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>>38733778
I guess this should be to: >>38733760
now hahaqt waifu anon
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>>38733699
I am sorry Len and co. I made a mistake and did something horrible. its fine if they hate me I expect them too
I know this isn't good enough but I haven't been around much today to say sorry
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>>38733823
You should hang yourself
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Fly infestation in my kitchen lads, can't eat because there's 20 small flies hovering around the kitchen counter for some reason. I wonder what made them come or where they came from. Probably some off cereal or something
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>>38733646
>3rd person posting
finally it all makes so much sense, funny how all these regular personalities get mentioned every thread.len etc included
Meanwhile Azu/nigii/aqua fucked off and haven't been mentioned since.
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>>38733778
>Try to cheer up and enjoy your day lad.
I kind of enjoy indulging in a spot of self hatred from time to time. Cleanses the palette for new, exciting hatred.
>>38733812
>spoiler text
TY.
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>>38733838
bit far lad. i think what he did was terrible as well but apologising is a step in the right direction.
just promise you wont do it again tilde and try to be nicer going forward
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>>38733823
Might want to lie low for a while lad considering everyone is seemingly on your ass right now
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>>38733851
bring unto them the day of the swat
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>>38733878
would like to see all the anons on her ass haha
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>>38733838
had any bigmacs today fatty?
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WHITE RANGE ROVER BLOWIN' TREES ALL IN IT
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>>38733858
Whatever works for you friend, so long as you don't sink into it too long at least :)
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>>38733823Fuck off you stupid tranny fucker. Bloody glad people are seeing through your fake personality.
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>>38733851
Are you in East Midlands or something? We had that bad last year, my mate's kitchen was a no-go area
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>one day I feel happy with the way I look
>next day I feel like a big ugly freak
>these feelings go around in circles forever
I cant take it lads
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new blog entry up btw shipanon
>>38733921
yorkshire but my house isn't exactly the most hygienic place. We had a load of big flies for the last couple of years around this time but never loads of small hovering flies in the kitchen
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>>38733923
I understand anon, I guess the best thing we can do is try break the cycle
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>>38733851
Ebin can we get a house tour video?
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>>38733851
its not cereal its sugary stuff
also i like to torture flies and moths and slugs
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Anyone want to talk about game of thrones season 7?I thought episode 1 and 2 were shit, and I'm betting the third is going to be shit as well, anyone else share the same op? [spoiler/]
pic unrelated
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>>38733921
my town is next to a massive landfill east midlands fag here
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>>38733974
Entire game of thrones is overhyped shit tbqh
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How do you lads like your tea? I like mine wet and warm, no sugar, dash of milk.
What's the best biccy to go with it?
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Recovering from a wicked hangover today lads.
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>>38734011
No calorie sweeteners and dash of milk. Rich tea.
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>Dad just marches all over the brand new carpet without taking his shoes off
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>>38733974
>its the roasties rule the world season
fuck hbo
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>>38733851
And I have a spider infestation this time of year. We should merge houses.
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Can a kind anon post the blogs I've seen mentioned in these threads. I'm bored and might have a read.
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>>38734028
it's 10 to 6 you absolute animal, how much did you drink and what did you do?
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>>38733960
I have a pic I took before I got a haircut in my hallway I guess, but I have to crop a lot of it out, thats years worth of dirt on the handrail
>>38733964
my mum probably left strawberries out to rot or something again
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>>38733823
Get out you fat twat.
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>>38733823
You clearly don't give a shit and you're only saying it because you know you have to.
You're completely insincere and fake and pretending further that you're the bigger man is just disgusting.
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>>38733974
>>38734037
>mfw the all WALKERED roasties get whats coming to them and little finger sits on the throne
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>>38734055
Why are your parents happy to live in a shithole with mouldy walls that have rotted down to the plaster?
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>>38734086
my dad doesn't go upstairs, the downstairs is mostly alright
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>>38734093
Still no excuse. That shit spreads like wildfire once its got a foothold.
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>>38734083
I don't watch GoT. Is Little Finger CIA?
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>>38733851
>20 small flies
What sort? Fruit flies?
Make a cider vinegar trap, it's pretty easy.
Back when I was living in a shared house I kicked up a fuss because I thought it was my housemate's general messiness that was causing the infestation. Turns out I had left a dirty dish (baked beans) somewhere and forgot about it. If there's 20 hanging around a certain area there's probably a source. You'll feel better if you deal with it.
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>>38734055
Huh. Always pictured you with light hair for some reason.
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How long should I let my facial hair grow to know if it's going to get a good coverage or not?
I've not left my face unshaved for longer than 3 days since I started getting hair. I'm quite curious.
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>>38734083
god damn it meant to say
>mfw when all roasties get whats coming to them and little finger sits on the throne
i just got up
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>>38734053
I drank 6 pints of beer and watched Ranma 1/2. It's almost 1 here in the US though. PLEASE LET ME STAY
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>>38734086
they probably can't afford to fix it. it could be something minor like a missing roof tile or it could even need completely re-pointing
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>>38734055
>>38734055
dude ur house is a mess i bet ur mind is to clean ur house up
also strawberries arent at sugary
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>>38734107
CARCETTI . Is all he is. Is all he ever will be. Tommy Carcetti
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>>38734138
Fair enough but its worth paying attention to or at least saving up to have it sorted.I've offered to re-plaster/repair this cunt's roof before.
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>>38734107
yes he is so devilish in it
so machiavellian
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>>38734011
I have mine black and scalding hot. Preferred biccy is the simple digestive.
>tfw plain
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>>38734129
meh i dont care wtf is ranma
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>>38734011
Black or wish a dash of milk. (No full fat milk cause fuck that digusting shit)
A custard cream is always a solid choice.
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>>38733823
If you had a problem why didn't you say something? I asked if I'd upset you and if we were cool and you said we were.
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>>38734055
What the fuck his entire house is like that?!
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Remember when you give abuse to Tilde, do it in a spoiler, it makes it more effective.
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>>38734198
A fun anime from the early 90s. Pic related
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>>38734055
buy a fucking comb at least
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>>38734055
you look like that beta male that gets posted here sometimes with the call of duty t-shirt
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>>38734055
>>38734275
I could only find this, but the guy on the right
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>>38734275
ebin is a 9/10, tilde said so and tilde never lies
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>>38734269
I forgot my originally oregano pic of original
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>>38734055
No wonder they don't want you messing with your room
Their entire fucking place looks straight out of a Silent Hill set, that would be one big job to clear up
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>>38734055
>this is what tilde thinks is a 9/10no bully meant to tilde, you really do need to stop reading these spoilers, though. people are being really mean in them
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who /fat/ here?
im down 2 and a half stone desu, still need to lose about 3 more though
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>>38734055
Just post your fucking face you faggot. No one will recognise you, because yo barely even leave your home to be seen.
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>>38731654
Going to eat a pizza desu
v excited
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WHAT NUMBER WAS EBIN RATED OUT OF 10?
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>>38734349
I'm really underweight. I can't get the energy to cook food for myself. Eaten 2 bowls of cereal and a mars bar in the last 2 days.
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http://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/85639063#bottom
pls help they're being mean
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>>38734407
learn to crosspost you fucking newfag
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jesus christ lads I just went for an apple and came back to mass (you)'s. my hair was a disaster I'd just poured water over it and pulled it back without any though.
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>>38734301
I all seriousness Ebin has a solid jawline
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>>38734407
Only normalfags and rebbitors watch GoT.
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>>38734449
Fuck off with this kikery bullshit. Even rare pepe nonsense was better than this tripe.
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>>38734449
Might make a blog rant about this
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I just want to be loved lads
why is that so much to ask
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>>38733923
>>38734514
Do you live near Warwickshire, no prison gays please
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Lads, I need a career advisor.
What the fuck should I do with my life?
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>>38734514
>why is that so much to ask
Because some people are born to be happy and successful, and likewise some people are born to be sad, lonely, and miserable their whole lives, just the way this shit life is mate.
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>>38734552
>What the fuck should I do with my life?
Anon, have I got just the job for you
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>>38734449
what abunch of bullshit prefer the wojak pepe one makes much more sense than this foodie fag chart
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>>38734552
Well what's your current situation in regards to education and previous jobs?
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>>38734552
dole fodder
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Accidentally took double dose of sertraline. Feel like I'm on a comedown from shitty mdma.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLcoqFRC4C4
how does it make you feel that things like this are happening every night?
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>>38734552
i am going to be a park ranger
ok money outdoors and for the most part left alone
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I used to think beer tasted like wank now I love the stuff. Why have I suddenly grown fond of the taste?
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>>38734292
I look more like the left than the right though
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Hey, lads, made this OC reaction image today. Feel free to download and redistribute! All the best!
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>>38734611
welcome to manhood
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>>38734584
British girls are fucking slags
>>38734645
Thanks lads
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>>38734640
For pity's sake, lads. Here, resized and rotated.
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>>38734594
>i am going to be a park ranger
you got this from dragonball super didnt you lad?
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Anyone else ever played dying light here? It's a really good game i don't know how i overlooked it.
First game where it really feels like you are slowly becoming stronger and better equipped instead of just grinding a skill tree. 15 hours in and i only just found my first gun and it's only got 20 odd shots.
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Lads, for reasons I'd rather not share I NEED to make a girl fall head over heels for me. What do I do?!
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>>38734763
>NEED
share reason and I will solve this for you
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>>38734576
>only job ever in warehouse
>no skills
>was smart in babby school but now retarded
>no physical or mental talents
>unlucky as fuck
Suggestions, m8?
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>>38734763
push her down the staires
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>>38734763
Be desirable and show ur interest?
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>>38734723
nope never watched it
a episode of countryfile done it
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>>38734738
I thought it was great, one of my favourite games from the past few years. It scratched my Dead Rising itch that the sequels never did. Should really go back and finish the car expansion.
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I've taken MDMA every weekend by myself for the past 4 weekends. Its lonely in here lads.
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>>38734640
i actually own one of those giant emoji faces desu
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>>38734782
First option would be to take up a course to get some skills that might take you into a job you want. If you aren't picky about jobs, you can get pretty basic ones. Though as meme worthy as it sounds, take up volunteering somewhere that isn't a charity shop and learn some new skills on the go. Working with databases and such might lead to a semi comfy office job.
What ideas or interests do you have so far?
>tfw when only beginning to work out what I'd like to do at 26.
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>>38734514
It's the most miserable feeling being alone and undesirable. I dont think I'll ever be happy whilst single.
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>>38734514
Me too, lad.
Starting to run out of hope
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>>38734539
I don't even know what point you're trying to make with this anymore ebin
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>>38734879
A-At least I'm not a manlet like that chump, right guys?
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>>38734570
only 90s kid will remember this haha!
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>>38734556
>>38734879
>>38734918
it's not fair
why do we have to suffer
we never did anything wrong
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>>38733974
why don't you get fucked, how about that?
you're just gonna have to accept it, now that I've got my bully license
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>>38734879
I can not imagine trusting a girls (Since I quelled homosexuality) itentions enough to cuddle, kiss or get intimate with them ever. I'd feel its just a tempoary thing and they've got something else on their mind and its not a real like or attraction, maybe they think that at the time they love me but they would just have their vision clouded and if they really thought about it would see that. After realizing what i've realized you must be stupid to place your mental wellbeing into someone elses hands that could and will crush it if a better offer arrises or they simply get bored, its not as if its hard to find a more attractive offer in the digital age
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>>38734966
>I've got my bully license
I hope I inspected that.
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>he didn't drop GoT at episode 3 season 1
>hes watched more than 4 seasons of it
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>>38735027
>He actually watched it
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>>38733851
Google drain fly trap how to
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>>38735027
>He watched it at all
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>>38735027
What shows do you like Ebin? Feel like you spend so much time criticizing everything but never talk about what you enjoy
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>>38734946
>tfw 2 inches taller but infinitely less rich and charismatic
She'll go for me, right?man lets feels bro
>>38734965
why did our grandfathers sit by idol and let the normies create a system like this? It's just a negative feedback spiral.
>>38734974
I agree completely. Maybe we both fell for the mra memes on here, but I unironically find the idea of sleeping with a non virgin disgusting. How could I ever love a girl that shared that kind of intimacy with someone else, or trust them not to jump onto someone else.
>>38735027
I know it's a shitty show written by two dyslexic Jews, ebin. BUT WAIFU
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>>38735027
Most overrated show ever, I gave up after season 1.
It's literally fantasy porn written by that fuck fat, you know he jerks off to it.
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anyone know some good manga that is finished and not really long?
im currently reading my hero academia and tokyo ghoul
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>>38735064
Don't really watch TV series or comedies, I started watching I'm alan partridge
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>>38735066
>self inserting as a fatty that gets to bang some qt sheltered incest baby brainlet
The fat old man has patrician taste
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>awake 10 minutes
>anon! you need to eat this disgusting dinner!
>you haven't eaten anything ive made the past few days
Manly because its either some microwave shit or its burnt to a crisp
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>>38735066
>he jerks off to it
this is literally the weirdest reason anyone on 4chan has to complain about something
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>>38735027
Ten minutes into the pilot was all I needed to see to know that fat lazy piece of shit gave them the go ahead to butcher his work, ruin characters, and pander to sjws.
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>>38735065
>She'll go for me, right?
Well, as long as you're not a manlet /r9k/ will tell you you're a pussy-slaying normie. So sure, stay positive!
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>>38735066
It seems sub-Hercules starring Kevin Sorbo. But because it's on HBO and has tits and death, normies think it's deep and has artistic merit.
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so many (you)s in this thread with so little effort
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>>38735075
Read a book instead mate
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>>38735125
(You) these fat, juicy nuts, you cucking fuck.
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>tilde was the A&E lad
the mystery deepens
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>>38735100
why is her tongue so red lads
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>>38735065
Thats a quote from my most recent blog entry
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>>38735075
>basically anything by junji ito
his bigest works i think are uzumaki, gyo, tomie, and hellstar remina
>uzumaki - cosmic horror
>gyo - disgusting / body horror
>tomie - femme fatale
>hellstar - cosmic / what the fuck am i reading
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>>38735141
Red Slush Puppy, lad.
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>>38735134
Theres no mystery. Just hope. Hope that he an hero'd.
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>>38735125
best way to get views is to say something controversial and edgy. people sometimes go on about meh normies but they are exactly the same only with anxiety
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>>38735134
i don't think he was
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>>38735134
Floor tilde is dead
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>>38735104
What a crashing bore you are.
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>>38735101
maybe you should cook your own food then you lazy ungrateful piece of shit
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>>38735163
>>38735181
>>38735183
read the blog lads
https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/2017/07/30/breakdown/
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>>38735125
Ah i know this feel yerterday i posted
dubs decide what i fap
trips decide what i put up my ass.
aint had at many (you)'s since the good old meme wars
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>>38735215
Hopefully he gets locked away forever with no internet access and a feeding tube rammed down his throat.
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>>38735129
cant be bothered atm. i have gotten bored with non-fiction and i find most fictional books are over rated.
>>38735156
thanks. i have thought about getting into his stuff. dont know why i have not read any of of it.
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>>38735220
You didn't get a single dubs in response.
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>>38735235
Have you considered reading Tilde's blog?
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>>38735220
dubs: cuck porn
trips: Tv remote
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>>38734855
I'm nearly 30. I keep thinking it might be nice to do some engineering courses, but it would take 3 years just to finish the 3 levels of college in it before even going to uni for it. Which would then take another 4-6 years.
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EBIN YOU'D BETTER BE BEING POSITIVE AND NICE TO TILDE YOU'RE HIS ONLY FUCKING FRIEND AND HE NEEDS YOU.
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>>38735220
dubs: hypnosis
trips: grapes
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>>38735235
well to start off id recommend his shorts that you can read through pretty quickly, some favourites
>the long dream
>army of one
>the enigma of amigara fault
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Kek why is everyone is so jelly of /britfeel/.
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>>38735220
dubs: ISIS Beheadings
trips: A wine bottle
may god be with you
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>>38735255
not really. is it worth a read? i am quite enjoying ebins.
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>>38735255
read Ebins blog afterward too
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>>38735277
tilde made this mess himself
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>6am
>brit/feel/ is talking about tripfags
>6pm
>still talking about tripfags
Fuck sake lads
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>>38735277
>go back to a manipulative abusive shit-stirrer because look how sad he is that he got called out
Fuck off, mate
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>>38735277
this desu
what if she tries topping herself
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>>38735312
Come back at midnight for comradery and feels
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>>38735238
i did i had a wank to hard brexit
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>>38735277
this
fuck off len/saku and leave him alone, shitposting aside tilde is a fellow robot and needs our support
>Inb4 hey tilde xDD
not even him you two cunts, grow a heart
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>>38735141
My waifu is a serial lesbian and a rainbow licker
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I just cleaned my room and feel really good about it. How are you lads doing?
Also how to remove cum stains from bed sheets?
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>>38735277
I HOPE HE/SHE AN HERO'S FUCKING NAME FAGS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>38735277
haha y-yeah. what about you anon?
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>>38735365
>tilde is a fellow robot
Not only is he one of the biggest fucking normies in this thread, but he has been destroying /britfeel/ for weeks, what he needs is to fuck off and leave us alone.
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>>38735365
Tilde made up the whole len/saku shitposting thing and has been shit stirring it for weeks
He constructed this whole situation and now he's just upset he got caught
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>>38735392
I don't have his contact details mate. If you really want to grow as a person, steering tilde though this as a farther figure would be amazing.
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>>38735289
Just saw a /polishfeel/ on the front page. I imagine it will go as well as all the other ones.
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>>38735412
right so he was giving himself months of abuse for no reason
>doubt
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>>38735289
still makes me chuckle
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>>38735398
there is a line between edgy shitposting and the fact someone is very unwell, len
>>38735412
quite clear this was a two way thing at this point
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>>38735426
not no reason, it was to garner sympathy from his orbiters
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>>38735270
I've known people there who were 60+ doing uni courses. You shouldn't worry about it.
If anything being older means you are much more focused on doing the course than the younger ones.
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>>38735426
there's literally no evidence that len or saku has been behind that
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>>38735289
The lesser peoples of the world know they are inferior to us. It really gets them when we step in and take control, as it is only right that we do.
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>>38735420
kek i was 1st poster
>>38735429
any more
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>>38735420
So I guess we get free invite to that since they are all here?
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>>38735419
find the britfeel steam group, tildeanon is in that
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>>38735419
Stop trying to send Ebin crawling back to a horrible influence.
>>38735439
>very unwell
Yeah, fucking woe is him, with his Job and his Uni place. He's been playing the victim to cause shit and you've fucking bought it, good job being part of what's killing this place.
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>>38734292
thought the same
>>38734631
yeah me too :^)
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/polishfeel/ should just use the /britfeel/ image but replace it with those polish supermarkets.
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Got chicken and sweet potato for tea lads.
How should I cook it? I don't really fancy it tbqh
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I slept for 22 hours and now I am eating 6 eggs and going back to bed.
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I look to the sea reflections in the waves spark my memory
Some happy some sad
I think of childhood friends and the dreams we had
We live happily forever so the story goes
But somehow we missed out on that pot of gold
But we'll try best that we can to carry on
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>>38735439
Wasn't me ebin, would appreciate if you stop trying to blame me.
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>>38735474
mate you really need to grow up
or maybe your actually on your summer holidays
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>>38735519
>post criticizing anything
>ooooh the ebin boogeyman
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>>38735448
The rest of the world see you a bit like a senile grandparent. Sitting in a puddle of your own pee and telling everyone else how great you are.
Nobody really wants anything bad to happen to you, but equally nobody gives a fuck about you either.
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>>38735529
Tbh you should fuck off for a while too.
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>its another episode of "mum and dad get into a huge argument over nothing again"
Might go for a cycle or something
Sick of this shit, no one talks, you cant speak to anyone for more than literally 1 minute before some argument unfolds
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>>38735529
Honestly thought it was you, if it wasn't then I absolutely apologise.
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I had a dream last night where I was dating a tranny. She was very cute, passable, red-hair. We were just walking through this lovely town in the evening hand in hand.
I can't get it out of my head lads
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>>38735549
I haven't posted about this all day, read my blog and you'll see my mindset changes
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>>38735559
I fucking hate those dreams so much. They're practically nightmares. Ruins my entire day
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>>38735559
>Have lucid dream
>Make all the girls grow penises
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>>38735497
Into my heart an air that kills From yon far country blows: What are those blue remembered hills, What spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain, The happy highways where I went And cannot come again. original
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>when theres a really musty pong in your room from days of farts and fapping and then u finally crack a window.
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>>38735581
>Lucid dream
>Make all girls wear dresses with tall collars and mantelets
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https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/30/uk-has-stripped-150-jihadists-and-criminals-of-citizenship
is it happening lads? are we on the slow path to being #based
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>>38735587
I'd say don't give up the day job, but it's /r9k/
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>>38735559
I had a dream today about my twin stealing boilers from a factory.i played detective and found out he is part of a boiler stealing gang and i rat them all out
what did it mean
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>>38735673
It means don't be a little snitch
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>britfeel from 48-24 hours ago was one of the worst ever
>britfeel from the last 24 hours has been the best ever
The night is darkest just before the dawn
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>>38735673
Who's more beta, you or your twin?
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>>38735673
That your inner plumber is screaming to come out.
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>>38735640
Not really, there's a relatively small number of people it can be applied to.
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>>38735532
They like our stories though, right?
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>>38735614
This gave me a boner, for fucks sake
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>>38735642
It's
A. E. Housman you uncultured pleb.
>>38735640
not with barron aunty may in number 11
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>>38735735
Yes, that's what you're for!
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>>38735614
I want to be lewd with Eva.
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>>38735731
i-its a start though right....right..?
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I bet BritNormie wishes he could be as good a writer as Ebin
Ebin's saga is so magnificent to follow you coulnd't make it up
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>>38735759
I'd like to say yes but honestly the country has already fallen we just haven't realised it yet.
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>>38735759
No. In a word.
It's not much of anything.
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One pint in and I can't stop lads
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Cheer up, lads. Have a bum.
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>>38735707
Me but sometimes it's him its weird sometimes i am extroverted and he is introverted but we are never both extroverted or introverted.
>>38735711
done a course on plumbing once done a year then bitched out
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>>38735777
Don't talk out your arse, you fuckwit.
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Maybe if I find a cute anime girl to post people will like me and try to make me feel better even when I'm an absolutely horrible person
But no, nobody gives half a toss when I feel like shit since I'm just another anon
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>>38735816
Plumbing is shit mate. Become a joiner or a brick layer.
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Remember lads:
52% of british muslims think homosexuality should be illegal.
23% believe sharia law should be introduced to areas of britain.
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lads how come len and saku never denounced the bullying of tilde?yes we are doing this again
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>>38735821
10-20 years it'll be unrecognisable
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>38735859
t.ebin or tilde
just SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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>>38735859
Because it's a fucking thread on an anon message board. They were probably doing something important like popping their zits.
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>>38735869
It's already changed so much in my area within 10 years its fucking depressing.
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>>38735850
>with my bf on a bus
>12 muslim girls walk on in a huge group
Was very scared, desu. Not sure why people are so lenient with them.
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>>38735844
better a plumber than brickie, about the same with joiners
>be brickie
>any thick twat can do it
>so shit wages
>can't work when it's raining
>have to carry heavy bags and bricks
>less opportunity to become self employed
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>>38735850
Maybe not illegal but it should definitely be treated as a mental illness.
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>>38735898
My area has actually improved since brexit, as a good chunk of the poles have fucked off to Germany or France or Norway or wherever
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>>38735869
Be a fucktard somewhere else will you?
Just thinking of you sitting there dribbling is making me a little sick.
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Is it wrong to fuck other girls because my girlfriends pussy is boring and I've only ever been with one girl. I still love her though
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>>38735859
Because ebin and tilde admitted they were trashing them anonymously?
Why would they after that?
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>>38735700
>The night is darkest just before the dawn
That's not true. The night is actually coldest before dawn, but that doesn't sound as cool.
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Whats the difference between a joiner and a carpenter?
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>>38735850
and LGBT kids in university will happily protest in favour of these beliefs because its progressive.
Kinda makes me want Sweden and Germany to turn to shit to teach us a lesson
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>>38735920
Time traveller are you?
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>>38735829
Yea it's pretty sad how if any of these avatarfags posted the same things anonymously no one would give a shit.
Anything you want to talk about?
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>>38735925
What do you even think I'm talking about I'm not even being specific?
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Where is ebin's blog?
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>>38735640
It's all too little, too late. Bolting the gate after the horse has bolted.
The politicians doomed us. They ignored the warnings that everyone gave them and pressed on with their idiotic policy.
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>>38735962
LOL. Think that might have happened a bit arse about face lad.
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>>38735952
i dont think there is one really, but personally i think of a joiner as specifically doing woodwork for houses whereas a carpenter does any kind
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>>38735950
True, if you notice on weather forecasts they will often forecast 5am or 6am for the nighttime lows. The night is darkest at midnight (or 1am in summer)
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>>38735844
Nah doing courses on land management and conservation going to be a park ranger.
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>>38734552
dress up as spiderman and hold the dominos sign
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>>38735952
One joins and one carpents
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>>38735920
There has being a steady movement of blacks from one area of my city into my part and it's annoying as fuck. You would never see a black on my bus home 10 years ago and now it's mostly blacks and they always HAVE to sit either on the back seats or the two seats facing forward that are higher up than the seats in front. They won't sit anywhere else.
Also ton of poles in my street sadly.
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>>38735973
You're spouting drivel. Stop it.
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>>38735963
I meant since June 2016 obviously.
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>>38736022
What are you angry about though? Why are you getting so worked up?
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What do i get from maccas lads? I don't like pickle or sauces bear that in mind
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>>38736010
I don't think there's a sadder job than this. I would honestly rather clean toilets
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>>38735962
They still think diversity is automatically good and that people will all settle their centuries-long cultural differences just because they're all in the same room together.
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>>38736044
Don't bother with the big tasty its not as good as two cheeseburgers
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>>38735984
Really letting your fucktard flag fly eh?
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>>38735925
>>38735963
/leftypol/ is here to shill
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Where can I find ebin's blog?
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>>38736010
i always report things like this to trading standards, also ice cream vans and bouncy castles, etc.
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>>38735909
>Bricklaying
>shit wages
Its all dependent on how fast you are. Once you get a decent set rate per brick its pretty easy to make quick money.
>have to carry heavy bags and bricks
>want to work a trade
>too lazy to carry heavy stuff
Just become a sparky you fanny.
>less opportunity to become self employed
Theres subbing but yeah its pretty wank for brickies.
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>>38736010
How much do they get paid? Seems like a really easy job, to be fair.
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>>38736058
http://ebinlad.wordpress.com surprised it isn't googleable tbqh
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>>38736006
That sounds pretty cool actually.
Not my "thing" at all, but cool.
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>>38736058
>Ebin is worse at maths than Diane Abbott
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>>38736068
>t.brickie
how was was your 6 week college course?
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>>38736010
Harrow is so dire
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.5643112,-0.3540237,3a,49.3y,11.73h,84.66t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAqbm-NgzpBjqloHB9stoJg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
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>>38736021
Poles are cool, ace drinkers and very very funny.
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>>38736099
I don't do it full time mate. Just some side work for a "friend" of mine when he needs a hand.Floorings my 'hing.
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>>38736095
There's hope for Ebin yet, send your CV in
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>>38736068
my mate is a specialist roofing technician, are the roffies cunts? Are the poles really that shit?
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>>38736111
What does 'ace drinkers' mean, alcoholics?
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>>38736111
Well the ones we have are rude fuckers who play music loud all times of the day and block up a small cul-de-sac with their cars.
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>>38736021
Same some paki's to we used to just have poles but they were fine a random black london yob ask me bruv know i can get so kush point him to a police man houese fucking london fags get out of my town.
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>>38735011
it's .. still in my wallet, at home
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>>38736144
Yep, sound like top blokes.
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>>38736135
I don't know much about roofing lad. Only roofer I knew was a massive cunt that no one likes though. And yeah, Poles are pretty shit for anything other than general labour and painting. But if you need a solid labourer /painter that will actually turn in semi-sober the Poles are a good bet.
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Immigrants from best to worst
Chinks>Indians>Blacks>Eastern Euros>Muslims
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>>38736068
set rate per brick
its by the hour you fraud
>>38736099
it takes 2 years to be a qualified one
>>38736111
u from /polishfeel/
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>>38735342
was it any good? that bird who plays sturgeon looks pretty tidy desu
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>>38736176
Easter Euros deserve to be higher for running off licences
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>>38736176
I'm happy to see them all, makes the place less dull and monotone.
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>>38736176
Eastern euros>chinks>Indians>muslims>nogs
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>>38736183
>it takes 2 years to be a qualified one
yeah because you're all thick twats
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>>38736176
I'd maybe put Eastern Europeans over blacks but them, blacks and muslims are about as bad as one another. No arguments with the first two though. Wouldn't mind a few comfy sikhs on the street.
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>>38736176
Why blacks over eastern euros?
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>>38736129
I did vote for labour in the election
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>>38736080
Thanks. This guy is absolutely nuts.
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>>38736183
You dunce some contractors pay per brick. Its why you get those old guys who throw them down non-stop for 8 hours solid. Its also why they're minted as fuck.They're also right bastards to work with.
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The idea of a labourer browsing britfeel makes me laugh for some reason. I just assume everyone here is anemic and weak and never leaves their room. And if they do have a job it would be some office monkey shit
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>>38736217
Not surprising if you're on bennies
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>>38736211
Blacks outside of London/Birmingham are quite civilised
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>>38736052
You think there's no problems then? That everything is fine and going just fine and it's all fine?
That's alright. You're entitled to an opinion.
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>>38736229
Oy Ebin is /ourguy/And yes, a bit nuts
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>>38736229
He's a living and walking meme, that's who he's /ourlad/
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>>38736251
Only barely. It's like saying pile of shit A doesn't smell as strong as pile of shit B.
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>>38736245
I used to be a HGV driver for a short period, and I know for a fact we've had other HGV drivers here before.
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got like 7 train tickets from the printing machine, not a fucking clue what I put one I put in the gate
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>>38736245
labouring is the kind of no ambition thing britfeelers would do, especially for their dadsi've done it
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>trying to sleep
>mummy keeps coming in every 20 minutes so I have to pretend to be asleep
She just knows
>>38736176
Mostly agree with this though I feel there is a distinction between Caribbean and African blacks. Eastern Europeans are also a mixed bag I believe
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>>38736176
Eastern Euros>Chinks>Indians>Blacks>Muslims
>>38736205
what bricky cucked you anon or is your step dad one
>>38736239
never heard of this from a family of bricklayers and stonemasons
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>>38736245
>he thinks labourers are all big beefy lads
Anon, pls.
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>>38736245
I like to think that /britfeel/ lads are at least skilled enough to have a trade. Hauling heavy shit about for wank pay every day for years on end should be a fate reserved for retards and foreigners.
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>>38736229
He is the closest living thing to Elliot Rodger (without the killing spree)
>>38736273
>>38736287
These are right, Ebin is /ourlad/ and we all pray he makes it one day
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>>38736312
Should be one for each leg. Just read your ticket and cross reference with the stops
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>>38736259
Correct bro.
You are scared that's fine, this board is well known as a home to people who are too scared to leave their house (or their parents). It's to be expected.
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>>38736325Fuck off. You are no longer welcome here you dirty fucking cunt
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>>38736312
one or more will be the receipt that just lists money, one seat booking that says NOT FOR TRAVEL on it, then one will actually list the trains
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>>38736191
yeah she is but fapped to may getting seeded by the don and abit of vlad impaling melania
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>>38736325
Tilde mate, you need to fess up tomorrow. This is getting ridiculous. I hope you feel better after a nap.
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>>38736327
well not muscleheads but people here can barely do 20 pushups. most of us are either underweight or obese
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The thing about going back to work for your 12k a year whatever the fuck is that while it's kind of pathetic to be stuck doing that in your 30s or whatever, imagine your fucking 50's and 60's working a till at asda or something.
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Every post about Ebin is made by him using several devices to bypass post timers.
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>>38736068
I've always wanted to work a job like being a brickie but I'm a skinny autist stuck in a mediocre retail role, also probably too old to get into an apprenticeship.
how did you deal with the banter
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I forgot how much I love red wine tbqh
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>>38736325we love you tilde, hope you get better
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>>38735376
use a window scraper lad, probaly the best method i'd recommend
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>>38736368
>>38736382
Stop replying to him lads. It will make him feel even worse and maybe he'll finally stop posting
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>>38736385
Lidl lifestyle
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>>38736385
Can't even imagine that, working somewhere pretty successful now and I know people in their early 20s whinging about earning only 30-40k
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>>38736393
none of them are, you can even tell some are shipanon/ellitdoxxer
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>>38736397
That's a kinda sweeping statement there lad!
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>>38736312
I had a return ticket to waterford in Ireland and I only got 6
>Here to the ferry in holyhead
>The ferry ticket
>The ticket from Dublin to Waterford
and the return 3
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>>38736325
fuck off no one likes you
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I think I'll read Walden tonight. I've been really getting into individualism lately so I may as well read the literature around it.
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>>38736393
must have a lot of internet connections for a lad who doesn't leave a mouldy room
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>>38736245
Mate Ive worked entire summers earning 25 quaylids a day from my paki uncle who makes sure I break my back getting it. Conquered my fear of heights via roof jobs at least which is mint.
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>>38736417
I just plain can't imagine doing anything you don't want to.
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>>38736411
>fucking with a suicidal person
Go fuck yourself. I bet you're one of the guys gaslighting ebin too
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>>38736325
Just stop posting you pathetic pissant, find another forum to fool another set of people with your fake niceties
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>>38736383
I do a manual labour job and I'm a weed.
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>tfw taped loft vent and bathroom vent so wasps cant get in
i found a fly in my bathroom the other day and i thought i was a wasp and i never open windows so i dont know how it got in, so i taped all it shut so nothing could get in.
call me paranoid but im sure im safe now
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>>38736383
I'm underweight but I'm still good at my trade, and it requires you to move heavy shite a lot.
>>38736395
Honestly I wouldn't recommend it full-time. Its too reliant on good weather which is like predicting the lottery in this country. Its good if you can do it out in Aus though.
>how did you deal with the banter
You adapt to it over time. Eventually you learn to be a cheeky shit within reason. Just don't step too far out of line or the guy teaching you will make your life hell for a week if he wants to.
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>>38736385
There are multiple 60-year-old men and women, at my workplace, who are on minimum wage.
What went wrong in their lives.
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>>38736456
>He actually thinks he is suicidal.
Batty boy
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>>38736475
nice to meet you paranoid but im sure im safe now
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>>38736435
>individualism
good boy
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>>38736435
I started it a few years ago and thought it was absolute shit, not at all what I thought it would be (which is comfy discussion of nature and solititude and all that). Maybe you'll think differently though
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>>38736435
Was the first audiobook I ever listened to.
It's.... Steady.
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>>38736411
>>38736433
>>38736458
this isn't funny lads. really need to reevaluate yourselves because this behaviour is disgusting
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>>38736490
same thing that went wrong for all of us. Im not judgemental of them because eventually i will have to get a job too.
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>>38736531
He ruined this place, we have every right to tell him to fuck off.
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hashtag I'm with Tilde
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>>38736475
You taped completely over the bathroom vent?
Wont the damp fester?
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>>38736565
see you remembered to take your trip off this time, tilde
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>>38736425
Pardon me chap
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>>38736565
#tildelivesmatter
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>>38736581
if I tripped that post it'd look like this desu
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>sure he posted anonymously in the third person to purposefully stir up shit with someone who barely comes here and is only ever pleasant when he does
>b-b-b-b-but look how sad he is when he posts that cute anime girl, guys
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>>38736490
Unemployed/redundant after 50 without enough in the company pension to retire on.
That's a tough position regardless of you profession, you can end up working minimum wage and banking most of that in order to be able to claim a decent pension.
Obviously not the case with all in that position. It's a fact that many people will work NMW all of their lives.
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>>38736531
He doesn't care about you lad, he's been faking this whole time.
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>>38736574
the vent doesent work anyway, i taped over the loft entrance vent too, sure i heard buzzing
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>>38736565
>>38736531
fuck off tilde
the tildes are changing
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>>38736607
>>38736565
what do you mean you are with her (him)? you mean you are in a relationships or you have met up
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>>38736490
you have a mid-life crisis and your wife/girlfriend leaves you
you drop out from your career due to booze and resurface after 9 months at the jobcenter with a job at Asda.
Eventually this comfy gig becomes your life and 20 years later at the ripe age of 60 you are still working at asda. You die alone in a cold, lonely bedsit at the age of 68. Your only sexual outlet was whores and wanking to babestation, your only socialisation a few lads you drink down the local spoons with.
the end
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>>38736607
oh so it was just his co-conspirator
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>>38736613
Good point about redundancy but surely they would have a few good skills to get a fair-paying job?
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>>38736637
Tilde was cheating on ebin for quite a while tbqh.
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>>38734552
Find an apprenticeship, you get paid to learn and if it's a good one they'll hire you after, and possibly pay for your uni. Also most of them pay full wages, not the minimum wage.
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anyone else think tilde is borderline?
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>>38736642
Sounds pretty comfy. In a deepest despair sort of way.
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>>38736642
Before society and the roastie would this life be all that bad?
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>>38736637
It was a play on the hillary hashtag from the us election.
no, we won't meet up or have a relationship. We'll keep it our online personas only, I raved about this in my blog. I want to help tilde though
>>38736667
I think their going to the GP about it.
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>>38736642
>wife/girlfriend
>a few lads you drink down the local spoons with
They have it better than I will, fuck me
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>>38736614
no hes very clearly a fucked up and damaged person
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>>38736678
probably
there's a reason 50yr old males are the highest suicide demographic
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>>38736642
>your wife/girlfriend leaves you
>career
haha good one lad
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>>38736711
If you want to maintain a friendship with tilde thats your own business, but you can't expect everyone here to like him.
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>>38736651
Doesn't matter when you hit 50(ish) the "old dog, new tricks" thing seems to kick in with employers.
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TILDE AND THE FLOOR TILES GONNA LAY THE PATTIO
THE LAY THE SICK BLOWS
THEN LAY SOME PENG HOES
watch out
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>>38736667
tilde should be starved of (you)'s
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>>38736642
>someone used my crop
I feel honoured.
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>>38736642
hits too close to home
why is this country so fucking depressing lads
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England vs France women's footy on chanel 4.
Surprisingly comfy watch imo.
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The days are going past pretty slowly lads
Keep getting the feeling I should off myself but I'm too much of a pussy
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>>38736754
I never said people should, but if they don't like him they should filter him and not encourage suicide or anything. From talking to him hes aware of everything he does but his posts are authentic and also hes unwell
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>>38736823
and don't they look darling in their uniforms
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JJikPWpTfI
never going outside
it might be scotland but it needs to be colder!!!
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>>38736721
they wont listen. its pointless. tilde is mentally ill. people are acting like normies.
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>>38736823
who had more no whites
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>>38736810
Very largely because it's a country in which the populace live to work, rather than work to live.
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>>38736843
>Dude just be yourself and go outside
>Dude my GP told me I was depressed once, your just attention seeking
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>>38736828
At least when he does return to britfeel, it won't be with his trip for the good of us all
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>>38736859
England don't have any I don't think. Unless I haven't spotted one. France are half african as you'd expect.
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>>38736835
It's so cute when women dress up and try to do men things.
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everyone having a massive go at tilde is just as bad as him. what he did was very ratty and im not saying people should forgive him but telling him to kill himself is way too far. a lot of you are acting like normies. tilde is clearly mentally ill too
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>>38736754
nobody here is defending him. just no need to encourage a very sick person to kill themselves. thats fucking vile
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>>38736837
new youtube loader is uncomfy
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>>38736607
Did you ever fix your phismosis?
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>>38736837
reported to youtube for bullying
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taking my dog for a walk lads. ill be back later for the nightshift
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>>38736835
Yeah i'd definitely put my dick in their ponytails and fuck it until I came in their nest of hair.
If you're pickin up what I'm puttin down
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>>38736908
I personally wasn't, but there's nothing that can really be done about that on an anonymous imageboard where encouraging people to off themselves is a tradition
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>>38736967
remember when tilde defended ebin telling people to kill themselves because it's part of the board culture?
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>>38736905
stfu tilde stop name fagging then same fagging
u cancerous dweeb abandon the name faggotry and be a anon like the rest of us
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>>38736932
no I didn't, slow progress if any
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>>38736953
Jealous of the doggo tbqh
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>6 lolis playing in the garden across the road
just an observation haha, dont van me mummy may
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I got a letter from the dcotors a while back about booking a Meningitus vaccine. Should I get it, or will it give me auitism?
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didn't 404 in the entire time I was at work
good on you lids
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How do I stop thinking about pointless shit every moment I'm awake?
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>>38736953
lad do me a soild if you dog takes a shit pick it upthen put it on someone's car window wiper and take pic for nightshift
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>>38737021
>mowing the lawn
>neighbours 15 year old daughter and her friends come across
>neighbours daughter tells me she likes me
>don't even acknowledge her because I don't know how to handle this situation
>keeps smiling at me and waving when she sees me now
What do I do lads? I don't want to be v& for a schoolgirls silly fantasies.
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New thread time lads, originally as well
>>38737058
>>38737058
>>38737058
>>38737058
>>38737058
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>>38737037
>Meningitus
is only dangerous for kids and old people
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Ebin 2 questions
1. what are you up to right now
2. Can we see a 'post haircut' pic
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>There's no doubt the level of female i'd attract would be council estate at best
>ebin blog
not all women on council estates are retarded. all the women i have dated were from council estates and they were decent girls.
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>>38736977
Haha I'd forgotten about that. These hypocrites really are made for each other
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>>38737069
If it's not creaming on your cock by midnight you're a faggit.
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>>38737208
Yeah but shes 15. I might hate life but I'll hate it even more if I'm in prison.
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>>38737069
ignore it lad and if she comes over again avoid her because you dont want t be dragged into the street and beaten to death because someone suspects you're a nonce
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>>38737238
Just wait 1 year, then it'll be legal. You don't want to be in jail for statutary rape anon. Trust me.
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>>38737245
At this point I presume its too late for me anyway. People see a 15 year old lass talking all friendly with a 24 year old bloke they automatically think somethings happening.
>>38737271
Thats still a bit of an age gap lad. its an 8 year split.
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>>38736245
been a labourer for 2 years now, i'm lanky as fuck but i've got arms like popeye
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