How do you get a thicc gf?

what is the name of this haircut

>>38731144
By being attractive and asking thicc girls out.

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When I see girl wearing a c string bikini bottom, I ejaculate on her in the private part!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej1TG4w4AW0

>>38731144
I don't know, I gave up my desired for everything a long time ago. I'm just living to be alive at this point.

>>38731304
Are you from India, anon?

>>38731221
The dyke aka the crazy aka stay well away.

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>>38731144
If you don't have a 7.5+ inch penis with reasonable girth, then you shouldn't even bother desu
You won't be able to handle it.

>>38731144
bobcut my original dude

>>38731752
missionary will probably be the only position you could fuck in. maybe cowgirl too.
would get boring and vanilla fast

>>38731752
>>38731144
These girls are fat not thicc.
The first one used a corset to get that waste. Disgusting

>>38732064
do corsets work on males?
I want a trap waist

>>38732064
>He used weights to get those muscles! Disgusting

>>38732116
why not? /lgbt/ would probably know

>>38731790

thats fine. I just need some thicc

>>38731144
she's fucking obese and it's gross

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>>38731144
She found the kabby patty vault. All jokes aside, that's honestly disgusting. It's not even hot, it's revolting

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>>38732185
>obese
maybe if were in like the 1950s
that's just your average woman in 2017

>>38732232
the fact that you're completely right is why i hate this stupid fatass country

>>38732064
You don't even know what you're talking about, you mentally gelded, sorry excuse of a human male.

>>38731144
>looks like a coal burner
>romney supporter
I'm confused

>>38732185
Your obsession with crying obese at legit curvacious women is hilarious.

>>38732428
i guarantee you her BMI is not in the acceptable range

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>>38732428
sure thing bud, when it comes down to it no matter what "PC" world you decide to use they're still FAT

>>38731144
I don't know, how do you get a thicc gf?

Heh heh heh

>>38732493
I would date those 2 cuties. They look really soft...

>>38732531
fatties are only good for practice and to use as cum dumps.
you don't date them

>>38732581
yeah they're fucked up in all sorts of ways. that's why they're big in the first place. damaged goods big time (lol accidental pun)

>>38731585
>If you don't have a 7.5+ inch penis with reasonable girth, then you shouldn't even bother desu
>You won't be able to handle it.
i just want to shove my face up her ass tho.

>>38732232
>>38732248
>>obese
>maybe if were in like the 1950s
>that's just your average woman in 2017
girls were fit all the way into the early 90s. so were the guys.

>>38732694
You know its possible to spread a bum cheek?
She doesnt just stand there with her bum cheeks clenched and you walk up behind her and push your boner as far in as it will go.

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>tfw afraid to my dick will be broke if have a sex with them

>>38732890
spreading helps, but you're still going to have some inches restricted.
You'll never be able to go balls deep, unless you're in the positions previously mentioned, and to her it'll just feel like she's getting fucked by an even smaller penis

>>38731585
Exactly

(orangutan)