>tfw you open the front door and see the amazon package
I always buy little cheap things from amazon so I always have something to look forward to arriving, it makes my life a little less empty. Currently waiting on a 6 dollar dad cap
I've got a grill ( BBQ ) coming from them.
half the fun is putting it together
mfw
>>38731153
who is booby mommy?
>>38731216
stolen from /s/
orinfgano
>>38731105
>rip it open and they gave you more drugs than you asked for
doesn't a person deliver it to you?
if not, then anybody can steal your fucking package while it's outside your door what the fuck
>>38731105
>really want to buy helium from Amazon but they put 20% oxygen in all the canisters now
It's not fucking fair.
>>38732663
>our's
>truck
Stormcucks are dumb.