Is there anything comfier than taking a shit while browsing 4chan?

>>38729664
Yeah, having a career and a loving wife and supportive family.

>>38729664
Laying down on a sofa with your head in a girl's lap while she plays with your hair.

Mines a 4 sometimes 5

>>38729701
y u do dis /flippyflaps

>>38729664

Mine is normally 2-3 but lately has been 4, whats wrong with me Doc Anon

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Liquid shits are the worst. Youd think that water coming out of your bum would feel different to water coming out of your bepis but its the exact same sensation and it feels incredibly wrong. Also it burns my bum for some reason and I cant sit down comfortably for a long while. Doesnt help that watery shits are usually accompanied by vomiting and headaches and whatever else. Those arent fun days

>>38729664
No, just doing so and can confirm its amazing

Mines usually 3 but I've been eating not-so-well recently and have been having 4s and 5s

>>38729664
>they decided to call it the "Bristol Stool Chart" instead of the "Bristool Chart"
Wasted opportunity

>>38729664

Mine's usually a type 3 or 6. The bright red blood is usually around, and when I wipe. All normal I assume, yep no problem here.

>>38729664
I do this every morning when I wake up. I don't really have autistic routines at all, but I do this every fucking time.

>>38729664
>tfw been getting type 1 constantly
it sucks so much cause you go through all that effort push it and it's one fucking small shit ball

i've never had type 1 before... i can't imagine what that would be like. mine are usually 3 or 4.