Robot birthdays

July 30th

I want to die

September 14

September best month

>>38728807
December 7th.
.... ww2 Good times

March 11th.

It hurts every year

>>38728807
> being so useless of a human being that you see the month you're born in as one of your positive traits

February 29th

Im just so fucking unlucky. My mother couldnt wait one more day and now I only get to celebrate every 4 years

23rd January

>>38728807
April 16th.

>>38728807
May 20

June 15th. I'm so glad it's a divisible number, my autism would drive me mad if my birthday was a prime number

December 2nd

>>38728953
That's not unlucky, that's badass. I've never met a person who was born on the 29th!

Now you've got an ice breaker and an interesting fact you can whip out at any time. Why the hell would that be unlucky? You do know you're supposed to celebrate on the 28th or the 1st, right?

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>>38728807
>When is your birthday, robots?
>mfw today is my birthday

>>38728807
Lol dude wtf mines a day after

>>38728829
>>38729295

Happy birthday you qt3.14s.

>>38728860
I feel you, September seven here

I have a theory that the majority of robots have summer birthdays.
Or at least robots in the USA.
July 19th here.

>>38728807
Jan, 4
Almost 21 guys, and I can't wait to get my CCW permit and buy a shit ton of alcohol

November 29th
Where are my novembros at?

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June 8th. None of my family remembered it haha not even my mom.

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>>38729997
another anon born on the 8th here

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>>38729997
>>38730023
>tfw June 8 peasant

>Always winter on the 8th
>Cold or pissing down rain everyday
>Always an awkward date during semester
>Either right after semester and everyone had fucked off with their friends
>or right before exams

I hate winter and have no friends but these are good excuses for why I've never had a birthday party or celebration

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>>38728807
April 14th. I don't see why I remember it since nobody else apparently does

>>38729868
Got a gun in mind?

December 4th
You are not a real robot if you're birthday is during the summer.

>>38730113
April 12th. I have severe allergies and literally can't go outside during that time. Don't have birthday parties in fear I would have to go outside.

>>38730297
Inbred faggot. You used the wrong "your"

january 3rd
>>38728829
>>38729295
happy birthday!

november 13
>>38729996
here

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>>38730344
I don't have birthday parties either, because I know nobody will come to them

August 22 masterrace here

>>38728807
February 22nd here too, brother.

>>38730357
Damn, I'm a degenate phoneposter and autocorrect screwed up (standard language isn't english). I'll just kill myself.

August 29

No one 're members my birthday, sometimes even I forget

February 11th.

I don't know if it's a good or bad thing I was so close to being born on valentines days but not quite on it.

>>38730521
You wouldn't have wanted that anon.
>st. valentines day is coming
>oh yeah it's anon's birthday too
>we should really buy him a pack of condoms, this way maybe he'll wake up and get a girlfriend haha

>>38729996
Here I am
11 November

>>38730653
Hi friendo.
Now that I think about it though, my bully was also born in November, and exactly on November 11th. So fuck you, you're not my bro.

>>38729996
November 26 reporting in

>>38730677
>knowing your bullys bday
Anon, admit it! You had a crush on him, didn't you?

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April 20.

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28th of august.
> august emperor masterrace

>>38728807
February 23rd, all the people i know that are born in February are introverted/slightly introverted and pretty intelligent.
>February master race confirmed

>12th of December
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suG-c_i2fBQ

>>38730677
If you're from London I might be your bully

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March 15th

>>38728807
29th september

Who here /october 10th/?

original comment desu

>>38728807
I am replying to your thread because I too was born on February the Twenty Second. The perk is that in Burgerland this is typically President's day - thus in highschool I had my birthday off, every year.

October 1st here

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August 24th. Nearly another year closer to death

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19 March here

June 18th. Born on the most broing day of the most boring month. Just like myself, a boring person!

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>>38730090
>june
>winter

wut are you, australian :DDD

its always weird when south hemisherefag mentions their seasons are opposite

>>38731317
wow it sure is weird people on the opposite side of the world have different seasons

who would have thought?

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>>38731317
I am
>40C+ during Christmas
>~<10C during Winter

>>38728913
same birthdya

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>>38728807
Brendan needs to gather as much money as he can and leave the country. Surely there are other nice countries he could immigrate to that won't extradite him back to his cuckshed in the US. Why won't he do something? He literally has to keep acting to make enough money to pay for his bitch exwife.

>>38728829
Ayyy me to. Happy birthday anon.

>>38728807
Feb 2. Yes, I was born in groundhog day.

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>>38731349
damn, that's even hotter than here in texas.
Australia seems fun, though. I hope I can visit one day.

>>38731670
Its that hot in here in texas right now. Houstonfag here btw

February 12

I hope I'm dead till my next one

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>>38731733
I forgot about Houston, I should be lucky I'm in Dallas. Lot less humid here.

>>38731901
Its hell over here bro. Yesterday it was 105 and with the humidity, the heat index was above 110. It fucking sucks because I can't go anywheres since it's always so hot, humid, and sticky outside

>>38728913
March 6th anon, v close.

Same desu

>>38732031
Jesus fuck anon, I thought Phoenix was bad. We've at least had dry heat most of the summer

>>38728807
Mine is January 27th
Kinda sucks

28th of July.

I didn't notice.
Apparently I'm 26 now.

11th September WTC Day

>>38732157
March 16th here

March 22nd, never met another anon on this day

>>38732218
What's the temperature like in Phoenix? I could stand the heat over here but the fucking humidity makes it feel 10x hotter. It also makes you feel gross

July 29th. 26 nao.
No cake, but I did get most of my online orders delivered and I was off work. Was a good day for the most part.

I feel old mentally. Body still feels like 16 with more facial hair.

>>38728913
March 17th. My 21st would be fun if I was a normie. My dad is probably gonna want me to go drinking with him and my twin brother next year and it's gonna be hell.

>>38728807
February 1st.

Bow down to your master.

september 11 1996

5 years before that fateful day

December 30th

No one ever remembered because they we too busy preparing for new years...

>>38728807

February 23rd 1992

>>38730756
See
>>38733323


Are we blood brothers

>>38733292
Same, good job being born on a good day

>>38729996
November 6th

February 1st here , almost died at birth , I think I should have died this day .

>>38733757
>November 6th

Same here Anon!

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>>38728807
February 3rd here

>>38733323
nice birthday get

Yesterday

oRiGiNaL

>>38733445
Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed

January 17th

I like it, i find the date "aesthetic"

12/12
Nice and easy to remember.

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April 25th
I stopped celebrating it in my early teens when I discovered nobody actually cared about me.

>>38730521
Same, not a good birthday imo. Weather sucks, I always have a bunch of midterms during, and overshadowed by a holiday that is gayer than aids. It's a pretty rare birthday though so that's cool. Never knew anyone else who had it in school

December 25th :/// i dont think there could be a worse birthday

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31 July
It's tomorrow. I'm going to an amusement park with my family. Tonight I was supposed to go out with a "friend" but he can't stand me anymore, so I'm doing nothing.

>>38734681
Same date mate.
My mom still bake me a cake, so I guess it could be worst.

>>38728807
>tfw oct 26

its the official failed normie/cyborg birthday

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>>38729996
November 22

>>38733105
How do you feel about celebrating your bday on 9/11? I feel like it wouldn't matter to me but I do think about it occasionally.

I have a September 12th bday.

>>38735328
I'm a bong so it doesn't have as much impact as it would if i were american. For the most part people dont treat it any different to any other birthday

>>38732471
I'm march 23rd

>>38729996
Nov 12 here lads

May 25th, 1999

July 15th,1998
>just realized that I spent over 6 years on this fucking site
>those 6 years were supposed to be my happiest years
>instead of having fun I shitposted and REEE'd about normies who had more fun than me

>>38730756
you just described me

>Feb 26

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November 17

>>38729996