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Fuck fuck fuck r9k
Just stole some liquor from grocery store. I'm 18. Lady at counter saw I had it and I sprinted out of the store into waiting car. Bitch screamed that she had my license plate. It was dark and rainy and I hadn't even been in the car when she said it. I'm now having a panic attack. How fucked am I
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>>38726436
how fucking poor are you to steal liquor
lmao kys
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Yeah holy shit, stealing liquor is pretty pathetic. If you're that desperate brew it yourself.
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>>38726436
Youre fine. Just dont show your face for like...3 years
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You're fine. Millions of people get away with these things everyday. It's just embarrassing that you got yourself caught.
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>>38726715
>>38726768
I'm obviously underage and it was a pretty expensive and large bottle. My wealth isn't as much a reason so much as my age and accessibility.
>>38726799
Yes, it is. Thanks for the semi calming words.
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>>38726811
How often do you go to that store?
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>>38726827
Never. I've been in there once with a friend before about a month ago. I intentionally did it there due to the fact that it's somewhat far from my house.
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>>38726436
Just don't go to that store like, ever again, or at least for another couple years.
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>>38726811
She might have it on camera. Then youre fucked. But she might have been bluffing.
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>>38726811
I'm not trying to shame you; I'm underage myself (US) and a closet alcoholic. If you're really so intent on being drunk invest in a still. It's much better than risking a charge for theft.
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If there wasn't any cameras, you're fine
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>>38726857
Enjoy your ban little boy
Xnnx
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>>38726917
he means he is under age in the us = 18-21 yo = not getting banned
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