Your life was decided before you were born.

Reminder that the richest and most powerful man on this entire planet is 5'7. He even has his own country.

>5'2
>when will my suffering end

>mother was hooked on opiates for 15 years and didn't stop going when she got pregnant
>born prematurely 7 months in with tons of complications
>they literally had to feed me opiates or some substitute and keep me in an incubator for months so I wouldn't die from withdrawal
>5'5.5 manlet today with bad eyesight and flat feet

At least I have good hair.

>>38725844
>no smoking or drinking as far as i'm aware
>normal gestation period
>9 pounds
>significant complications at birth, c-section required

I'm 6'0 with no health problems, other than drinking too much

>>38725844
Lions hunt Buffalo and Buffalo are bigger than lions. Think about that you lanklet faggot.

>>38725844
Pretty sure my mom drank/smoked when she was pregnant with me. I was ~8lbs when I was born, now weigh 280 and am 5'9"

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>>38725844
I saw a 6'2 british dude get rejected then the same girl said yes to a 5'8 arab dude.

>>38725844
>6"0
>Have a girlfriend
>No health complications other than pooping only once every three days and peeing only twice a day.
>20 years old perfect health.

>>38725844
>tfw a 5'9 girl
>tfw would only ever date anyone taller than me and can't take men below my height seriously and make jokes about it to make it less awkward but end up making them feel bad for some reason but it's not even my fault, i'm not doing it on purpose, but it's like seeing an awkward ass midget, it's weird seeing such small boys, but then again, i don't mind imagining them in some sort of yaoi doujin where they get dominated by a taller guy

>>38725888
Fucking manlets and their Napoleon complex

>>38725933
Oh wait i forgot I do have flat feet but my dad noticed when I was like 5 and I've been wearing orthotics since then so I have a decent sized arch now.

>>38725985
you're average shut up. im 5'5 and i am not kidding here killing myself this wednesday. remember that you have it good friend

>>38725929
>5'5.5
You're originally insecure.

>>38725939
>carnivore that evolved to be slim and agile to catch big prey hunts a herbivore that evolves to store a lot of fat for long winters
>implying those are even comparable to a manlet and a man
Nice try robert downey jr.

>>38726010
jealous that short people can achieve more than your long legs ever could? stay mad

>>38726015
pls don't ;_;
maybe you can find an asian girl who's tiny and date her? I'm sure if she's like 4'x then she won't date anyone who's 6'0+ because it'd be weird, and you'd be just right for her
there's always a way anon

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>>38726028
ITT: 6'1 300 lb sam-hyde lookalikes who think that their height will make their pathetic life any better

>>38726028
Yes. That's why tall fucks have all kinds of back problems and shit. Being too tall is inferior. The larger the structure the largest the cross sectional density has to be to support the structure. And I'm taller than RD Jr . I'm 6 foot.

>>38726059
i've dated a 5'6 girl who fucks anything that breathes and tried to date an asian girl who's 5'1. i've accepted that there's very little options for me and more importantly that my life will be shit.

>almost died at birth
>6'4
The most important part is nourishment and sleep if you want to grow tall

>>38726069
god he is so fucking ugly

>>38726102
>life is shit
>just because i have "few options" in dating
i will never understand you people, dating isn't everything, a lot of people die alone and happy

>>38726113
it's literally all genetics. i'm 5'5fagposter and got plenty of healthy food and 8hrs of sleep every night through puberty. its all genetics. cruel. fucking genetics.

>>38726131
i can barely be happy by myself. i really just want it over

>6'1
>~175-180lbs
>Pregnancy was normal as far as I know, my mother was a drinker and smoker so it could've been wonky. She had to get a C section and my balls apparently dropped late so IDK if it was all perfect. Don't know the weight.

I'm actually pretty good looking. Square jaw, visible cheekbones, thick eyebrows with a strong brow ridge. My mother is pretty ugly (like a 4/10, even when she was young) and my dad is decent looking in a masculine way. I got pretty lucky genetics-wise I'd say.

5'8. Mom was a devout catholic and never drinks, drugs, smokes. I was bulimic from 12-19 however.

Mom smoked, born premature, like 6 pounds at birth, 5'11''

>>38725844
>Mexican
Fuck

>>38726134
I dunno about genetics. There's no one close to me in terms of height in family - mom 5'4, dad 6', little bro 6'.

>>38726241
my mom was 5'3 and dad 5'10. every male on my mom's side is 5'7 ish or less. somewhere in your genes your height is programmed. it's set in stone.

50% of 4chan = people who are honest about their measurments
Other 50% = "yeah I'm 6'1< and with a 7" penis"

>>38726261
I have nothing to hide - im 6'3 with 5 x 5.5 penis.

>>38726057
I think you have some short-height superiority complex.
>once you're past 30, height will barely matter. Just as long as you're not ugly

>>38726069
>sam-hyde lookalikes
But sam hyde is extremely hot and gets tons of P

>>38726359
i know youre kidding but sam hyde is teetering on the edge of suicide and lives with his mom

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>>38726383
>i know youre kidding
I'm not at all.
>sam hyde is teetering on the edge of suicide and lives with his mom
What does this have to do with his aesthetic and the endless P he slayed over the years

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5,11 desu

kneel before me manlets

>mfw I'm king of something
Wahoo!

Now for your question OP, I was born just right, I am the opposite of FAS and I was a fat baby but now I'm underweight and 5'10 (I was projected to be 6'+ when I was a kid by my pediatrician, so something went wrong.

>>38726415
i admire his creative talent and humor but he is definitely not "extremely hot". im sure he has gotten laid a bit but just about as much as anyone else in his position.

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>>38726454
>he is definitely not "extremely hot"
We can agree he is good looking or at least above average.
Either way calling people "sam hyde looking" as an insult makes NO SENSE bruh

>>38726490
im becoming increasinly convinced that you are sam hyde defending yourself

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>>38726514
>you are sam hyde defending yourself

ngl bro I WISH I were Sam Hyde

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>>38725844
>no smoking/drinking/drugs
>9 month gestation
>don't know weight at birth
>born completely naturally with no complications during or after

5'8" :/

>>38726543
nice try hydestein, im not giving you anymore patreon money you gambling idiot

6'2
Feels good to know that I have managed to overcome my advantage and fail nonetheless.

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>>38726557
>im not giving you anymore patreon money you gambling idiot
real classy brah

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>dad 6'4
>mom 5'3
>tfw 5'7
What have I done tot deserve this?

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>>38726628
suicide pact with me brah?

>>38725844
>born slightly premature
>5 pounds
>was noticeably short until puberty
>5'10/5'11ish today
I was happy being average until I discovered r9k lol

Mother had me when she was 39.
Born three weeks earlier. Normal baby stats, no complications.
Currently:
>179cm (5'87)
>70kg (154lbs)
Skinny, probably have autism or something, never diagnosed and dont really wanna get diagnosed because what would it help?
"Oh hey, you are mental fuck up, enjoy your life"

>tfw manlets are the superior kind
>lanklets attacking/bragging about height are like modern day muslims bringing up how they invented numbers. fucking irrelevant and has nothing to do with you
>most powerful men in the world are 5'9
>6'2 donald trump doesn't count he's a puppet
>if you're a lanklet ywn have the competitive spirit to reach your peak potential

enjoy your height. it's all you have compared to real men.

>>38727813
>most powerful """"men"""" in the world are manlets

You must see the irony in that.

>>38725844
>tfw 6'4 but no gf
WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS
THIS IS BULLSHIT
IM SUPPOSED TO BE ON EASY MODE

>>38728266
keep moving, lanklet. you just can't find anything else about them to attack

Probably smoking and drinking, hard drugs too like coke and acid. Also my dad beat the shit out of my mom when she was pregnant with another child before me, lost the kid because of that. Doctors didn't think my mom could have another kid. Don't know if she got beat up while I was pregnant or if that affected anything.

>5'5" manlet
>not a virgin
height is a meme pushed by virgin lanklets

>>38725844
>6'1
>unless you have a pretty face, you're fuck
>6'2
>this is the perfect male height

I'm 5'3 and weigh 140lbs. My partner is 6'1 and weighs 200lbs. Met her at a hospital while I was undergoing surgery.

First time I stood up next to her I expected the typical condescending face but instead she was blushing.

>chainsmoker
>alcoholic resulting in fas
>former meth addict (99% sure was still doing it while she was pregnant)
>born at like 3 pounds or something like that
>fed absolute shit throughout childhood and teen years
I'm now 5'2 despite my dad being 6'1 and younger brother 6'.

>>38725939
Yet the largest male lion is the king of the pride...

>>38728331
>manlets
https://youtu.be/_sB2L2wGQJo