how do i get a bf pls rply thx

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>>38725344
Make the same thread on /r9k/ 5000 times.

>>38725366
I already tried dating a robot and he was prison gay and not actually interested in me

>>38725395
What does that mean? Aren't you looking for a gay boy?

>>38725344
Dating apps
assuming you're not super ugly

>>38725467
i don't want to hookup with some aids infested loser though. grindr is just as degenerate as tinder.

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>>38725467
>assuming you're not super ugly
>/r9k/

>>38725344
literally just exist. If you're fat, chubby chasers will try to fuck you. If you're ugly, betas will try to fuck you. All you have to do is fucking exist. As a woman, you're not even expected to make a move.

>>38725522
not anon
>orbiter has Double Ds big ass and skinny af
>clingy and obsessive
>really cute
>browses /r9k/
>tired of guys chasing after her and wants to chase
>constantly claims to want my attention
idk, anon

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>waste $2000 on fursuit
>go to con
>immediately acquire bf/dozens of fuckbuddies upon entrance

>>38725546
Oh. Sorry man, I really have no advice for you in that case. Love is easiest to find when you're not looking for it tho

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>>38725673
I don't think I'd ever tell anyone in real life I'm a furry its bad enough that I'm gay.
>>38725697
Its not like I'm constantly messaging everyone and adding every guy I come in contact with. I hear that a lot but I don't think stuff will come to you if you just sit around and wait for it to come to you.

>>38725673
Being a furfag is definitely the easiest way by a longshot. Looks don't matter when you can't see your face and most furries are fugly anyway so it really does come down to personality.

>>38725522
>>38725697
Why the fuck do you come on r9k and pretend like any of the posters are women? Can you stop enabling them?

>>38725777
You don't have to tell anyone. Do you still live with your parents or something that they'd find your suit?

>>38725816
Yeah. I also don't really get the appeal of suits. I like drawings but suits don't do much for me. I can't see myself ever spending 2000 dollars to dress up as a cartoon dog

>>38725841
It's more a form of escapism than anything for me at least. It can be a lot of fun to get in character and act like retarded children since there's really no other place for it. It also has the aforementioned benefit of ezpz sex/bfs.

>>38725885
this desu plus if you go to cons frequently you can expect 2,000+ friends easily

>>38725344
If you're in Canada I'll fuck ye

>>38725928
im in canada but I don't want that type of relationship

>OP: OMG why can't I have a bf??
>Is a furkike, of course
This is why I'll never have a boyfriend. Everyone is such a disgusting piece of human garage jesus fucking christ.

>>38725673
...pics?

And what con?

>>38725988
>everyone else is the problem not me
Morality a spook. Stop taking life so seriously breh

>>38725988
you'll never have a boyfriend because you're too much of a judgemental asshole.

>>38726046
Not posting suit here for obvious reasons but I've only had the chance to go to anthrocon and midwest furfest. I'm an ugly socially inept manlet and still managed to make friends and get laid the first day of my first con.

>>38725928
>>38725970
Heyy fellow canadafag here
Edmonton AB
What aboot you guys?

>>38726101
Anthrocon last year or this year? Do you have a generic dog suit or something more creative? I really want to get a suit when I can afford one, but I'm wondering if I should get a really detailed one or just a normal wolf suit

>>38725344
whre do yu live iz urgent pls respnd only if white cis female

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>>38725344
ask a guy out and dont abuse him
bf for life

>>38726190
I'm a dog thing (never really decided on a species) but I also took about 2 1/2 years working on the color scheme and markings because I'm an autist and couldn't find something that really had any lasting appeal. So yeah generic canine but I put a ton of effort into it. Don't let people tell you what you should have, if you want a generic gray wolf or something go for it. Pukey pastel/neon colors can become real eyesores after a while especially with how common they are. If you want a normal wolf maybe throw some markings on it to make it stand out more but you don't have to go crazy. There's also the added benefit of being able to do a lot more as far as dressing up goes since you don't look out of place with odd colors.

Also anthrocon last year, too busy with work for this year unfortunately.

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>>38726351
I'll probably make it more generic-y dog looking because realistic suits don't usually get the sluts I don't think

Also your suit isn't green is it?

>>38726594
The generic bug eyed rainbow hair light fluffy cotton candy colored """innocent""" femboys and such are usually the ones that get flocked by other braindead sluts, so you should be fine. There's a few suit makers that do ones on the more realistic side that are really cool, take a look around. Some of them delve a bit into uncanny valley territory but there's a lot of high quality shat out there too.

And nah my suit doesn't have any green in it.

FUCKING FURFAGS GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY ISNT FURRY SHIT BEING DELETED WTF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEx1000000000

>>38725605
I'm jealous af
>tfw no obsessive orbiter

MOOOOOODS BAN THESE FLUFFY FUCKING FAGGOT FUCKS
PLEASE
REEEEEEEEOOOOOOEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOO

I'm gonna keep bumping this thread till mods see it and ban everyone in it.

>>38727740
bumpabump jejejejejeejeej

mods mods
jeej jeej jeje je jeej ban the deviants enough is enough kill them ALL

Mods what the fuck are you doing? Is there not a global rule pertaining to furfaggotry this is like the 20TH FUCKING THREAD YOU AREN'T DELETING OVER THE PAST 2 DAYS.

MODS ARE FURFAGS
>MODS ARE FURFAGS
MODS ARE FURFAGS
>MODS ARE FURFAGS
MODS ARE FURFAGS

FUCKING DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

KILL ALL FURFAGS
>KILL ALL FURFAGS
KILL ALL FURFAGS
>KILL ALL FURFAGS
KILL ALL FURFAGS
>KILL ALL FURFAGS
KILL ALL FURFAGS
>KILL ALL FURFAGS

FURREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Seriously though, why is furfaggotry so popular? Everywhere I go I always see furry profile pics, or semi popular - popular youtubers talking about it, or things like https://youtu.be/wCZFISvHmyY amassing 360k views in 12 days. wtf is going on that so many people are into this shit?

>>38726101
how do you get laid in the suit? like obviously if you take the suit off they will see how ugly you are

>>38729236
Murrsuits are a thing. Also as far as ugliness most furfags aren't completely deformed or anything, but almost all are in the 3-5 range.

>>38729187
I watched robin hood and the crossdressing scene made my bepis hard. Probably the origin for me.

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>>38729301
Same desu, that fucking movie is probably to blame for a lot of us turning out this way.

>>38729187
Because they are disgusting deviant animal fuckers. Probably introduced to satanism from a young age. God specifically commands that if man lays with an animal as he lays with a woman, both he and the animal must be put to death. But to take it a step further, to want to actually BE the animal and in an extremely sexual manner? They all need to be put in mental wards or shot. This is what happens when you abandon christianity.

>>38729424
>>38725673
How's it feel knowing you're going to hell?

Why are mods so lenient on this fucking degeneracy all of a sudden? It's fucking gross, nobody wants to see it. Delete this thread and ban everyone in it FUCKING IMMEDIATELY.

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>>38729929
>getting this buttmad over an image board

>>38730018
There is a GLOBAL. FUCKING. RULE. pertaining to furfaggotry. They can go to /b/. They can go to /k/ for all I fucking care since they're like 75% furfags anyway, but this board is for ROBOTS. You cannot simultaneously be a robot and talk about dressing up in an animal costume and getting fucked up the ass by 20 other guys in animal costumes. It makes me fucking sick, I'm tired of seeing these threads and posts, and I'm especially tired of mods not enforcing this.

>>38725502
>he thinks everyone here is as ugly as he is
Don't worry, for the longest time I just figured everyone here was roleplaying and was actually decent looking and 6'0"

>>38730100
Stop taking this place so srsly breh. Sex is fun, maybe if you got railed at a furcon you'd change your mind.

>>38730178
No, I fucking wouldn't. I would probably get super aids and die immediately. You have no friends and you're all going to hell for being disgusting fucking deviants.

>>38730276
Do you want a hug? Fursuit cuddles are really fun.

>>38730331
No, I don't want you anywhere near me faggot. If you approached me in a suit I would burn you with a flamethrower and shoot you in the head with an akm 100 times. You fucking disgust me with how freely you give out your """affection""", you're no different from any other roastie slut. I bet you're screenshotting this and laughing to your 5,000 steam friends and twitter followers right now, wow you sure are a robot huh. Fuck you bitch. Don't ever reply to me again.

>>38730410
i got a chub when you called me a bitch desu keep going

>>38730471
This is what I mean. Look at how much of a little fucking whore you are, and yet you take that as some sort of twisted compliment like it's something to be proud of. Wow, you get fucked in the ass and hug in animal suits like a fucking normie with 100,000 friends. Why do you and your furfag friends keep coming here? I'm trying to save you from yourself. Go to church instead of a furcon. Read the bible instead of getting fucked in the ass by another man in a fursuit. You're a disgrace. You're fucking shameful, you're disgusting, you're a slut and you need to reevaluate your life.

>>38730540
Church is boring. Getting slapped around and fucked up the butt is a lot more fun than reading about some heeb carpenter who never existed.

>>38730540
You aren't helping by constantly bumping.

>>38730635
He did exist, the bible is a historical book and all the proof you need but you refuse to accept it. Don't you fucking dare blaspheme him like that. He is the only reason you're here and yet you choose to be a massive fucking slut who liked getting slapped by guys in animal costumes. Go to hell bitch I'm at a loss for words.

>>38730649
No, the mods NEED to see this and so something about it. I AM FUCKING SICK OF IT I'VE HAD ENOUGH

I feel so FUCKING alone here. Where the FUCK are the mods? Where is /pol/? Why the fuck is nobody helping me in this thread? Am I really the only non degenerate robot left?

>>38730832
>non degenerate
Keep telling that yourself, "pure" boy.

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE? Can I PLEASE get some help reporting these fucking people?

>>38730894
I am pure and I completely intend to remain that way. I know I'll be rewarded for it in the end, while everyone else burns forever and then they'll be sorry.

>>38730909
What if you're wrong? That you won't be rewarded? That anyone is actually free to indulge in their "degeneracy" as long it doesn't hurt anyone?

>>38730909
Also, i don't believe you for a second that you're in any way pure. Humans cannot be pure by definition. If you think you are then you're just delusional.

>>38730932
I know I'm right because the truth is right there in the bible. I have nothing to lose from my faith and everything to gain, meanwhile degenerates are playing russian roulette with 6 rounds loaded. I am trying to save them and yet they hate me. Sex is inherently evil, self destructive and degenerate.

>>38730947
I've never had sex, don't masturbate, don't watch porn, sex basically doesn't exist for me. I spend my time watching anime and sleeping. There is nothing perverted or degenerate that I do in any way. On the other hand, dressing up as animals and getting fucked in the ass IS degenerate and will get you thrown in the lake of fire.

>>38730986
>>38730954
Why did god make our prostates feel so unbelievably good if he didn't want us to play with them?

>>38731046
To tempt you, to separate the weak and evil from the strong and good. Only the good are deserving of the kingdom of God, those who lower themselves to nothing more than their sexual instinct deserve to burn forever. Nothing is free in life, especially not eternal salvation.

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>>38731066
so he's a giant asshole, gotcha

>>38731066
Stop larping faggot. I bet you only got into cuckstianity from le desu vault memes.

>>38731120
>>38731114
GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT.
MODS. FOR FUCK'S SAKE. GET IN HERE AND BAN THESE FUCKING VILE DEGENERATES.

>>38730954
>I can't be wrong
>Religious
I mean, there's nothing wrong in being religious, but claiming to have the absolute truth and so you cannot be wrong is being dumb beyond any level.

>>38731066
>To tempt you, to separate the weak and evil from the strong and good
Great example of good parentship. You're blind if you don't notice how evil that is. You also just admitted that god tempts humans because the human body was his plan and it has nothing to do with the devil.

>>38730986
The only difference between the other degenerates and you is that they simply accepted their human nature but still put constraints on themselves by doing harmless stuff, meanwhile you chained yourself completely and one day you're going to explode, probably going to shoot up a school or diddle a kid. Good luck my friend.

The trick is to embrace what you are and not reject your own humanity. You can be good and still be aware and in control of what you're doing without pretending to be some holy servant who's so pure he didn't do anything his celestial dictator told him to not do. I've got nothing against you, it's just kind of depressing.

>>38731066
Well, if I end up a degenerate faggot that was God's plan all along since he predetermines everything. So he can't send me to hell if it's his fault.

>>38731204
Humanity is evil. Everything about humans is evil, especially lust. Lust is the precursor to all other sins. You have the choice of succumbing to your sexual urges and being evil, nobody is forcing you to. It's just that 99.99999% of humans do which is why they're evil.

>>38731205
God knows what he wishes. He made you but only you can decide your fate.

>>38731271
There's nothing evil in giving sexual pleasure to yourself and your partner. Explain what's evil about it. Lust cannot be evil by itself, it depends on who does what on this kind of impulse. You're like a feminist saying that because some man rape women than most men must have these impulses and so most men are future rapists. It's sad to see an individual that doesn't use his own brain to think for himself. Why are you religious? There are plenty of believers that believe in god but don't partecipate in organized religion.

>>38731271
>Humanity is evil
100% future mass shooter

>>38731271
If god is omniscient then he already knows my fate. Therefore he made me whilst simultaneously already knowing my fate.
If he wanted me to become a good chrischun boi why didn't he make me that way?

>>38731343
Sexual pleasure is evil all by itself. It drives men to rape, it drives women to abort their children so they can keep experiencing it uninterrupted, it drives people to kill each other over wanting sex with the same person. I went and got an extremely tight circumcision when I was 18 because as a teen I saw how violent my sexual impulses made me. Now I feel only pain when I get erections and it's a constant reminder I made the right choice. If I could legally do it I'd have my whole penis amputated. I hate sex that much.

I'm religious because it's shown me how to be happy and know there's something better than this shitty existence after it's over. It's made me strong and I'm not afraid to die for my beliefs.

>>38731368
He's omniscient when he wants to be. He knows everything except what you'll choose to do with your life. For these poor souls he never could have imagined they'd become furfags. I speak figuratively of course, I'm sure he knew it was a possibility somewhere in the back of his mind and now he'll have to punish his own children for choices they made. Imagine how painful it is for almost all of your own children to reject and hate you for no reason.

>>38731453
99% sure this is bait

>It's made me strong and I'm not afraid to die for my beliefs.
If true you are scarier than the most sex starved maniac. Niggers like you commit genocide because "muh beliefs",

>>38731493
Of course it's bait. Stop discussing with this kid that has nothing to do but LARP as a crusader.

>>38731493
I didn't say kill I said die, just as Jesus did. If the disgusting degenerates want to kill me for telling them why they're wrong they're free to do so, because I know I'm going to a better place.

>>38731503
The truth is hard to accept. The fact you brush me off as larping is evidence of this.

>>38731453
You fucked up big time breh, genuinely feel sorry for you.

>>38731556
How can i even take you seriously?

>>38731625
What is preventing you from it? Do you not see the absolute disgustingness and absurdity of a man dressing up in an animal costume and getting fucked in the ass repeatedly? Do you not see the weight of your soul potentially burning in a lake of fire forever with no chance of escape? God is very real and you have every reason to be fearful of him.

>>38731693
Take the final redpill anon, realise that god is gay.

>>38731693
I do feel disgusted but it's because i don't like it, not because i sense an evil energy coming from another person that has different sexual preferences.

>>38731739
Bisexual and he loves NTR judging what he did with Mary.

>>38725673
>furfags are degenerates

wow who would've thought?

>>38731769
Yeah well guess what, that evil is very much real and you're liable to be corrupted if you spend enough time with them. I've seen good christians turn into deviant antitheists in no time at all, several of them also got into furry shit around the same time.

>>38731739
You can think this is a game all you want but it isn't.

>>38731786
I think you're the only one who didn't didn't.

Another bumparoo until the mods see and delete this. Your time is coming.

>>38730131
>tfw turbo-ugly and 5'10

End my misery

>>38732859
babumbumbamp
hurry up mods ffs

>>38733697
Mods mods mods mooods mooodssss mods mods modsss moodss