Tfw will never be amish

>>38724729
Bumping this because no one fucking appreciates my fantasies.

Are you telling me I am the only one on this board who wants to be Amish?

>>38724856
Fuck being Amish. My internet access is more important to me than cosplaying as a fucking peasant

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>>38724729
REPLY TO THE FUCKING THREAD

I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ROBOT WHO WISHES HE WAS BORN AMISH

WHO WISHES HIS GENES WERE THE SAME AS THE GERMANS WHO MIGRATES TO THE USA AND CALLED THEMSELVES THE AMISH

IT'S AN EXCLUSIVE CLUB THAT I WISH I WAS A PART OF BUT I CAN NEVER JOIN

NO ONE ELSE IS DEVASTATED?

>>38724900
Nice dubs, filthy weeaboo. Cosplaying? Really? Who talks like that outside of your autistic circle?

Listen, they eat organic, they do things right. Their genes are perfect. They live life perfectly and they are super cool so don't say "Fuck being Amish" because if I could be reborn as anything, even as a rich Stacey, I would choose to be reborn as an Amish man.

Do amish circumcise? This will determine my ultimate opinion of them.

>>38724933
Yes they do.

This is an original comment, fuck you bots.

>>38724729
The fact that you fantasize about amish women means that you are not worthy to be one of them.

>>38724976
I don't give a shit, my bloodline and genes already deem me unworthy, so might as well beat my meat. The point is I wish I was born Amish.

>>38724930
I'm no weaboo, you rotten barn-fetishist. I was merely using the 4chan lingo. I eat organic foods, too. But I also have access the modern medicine, information at my fingertips, and badass music. So don't tell me that living like some dirt-floor Protestant with no running water would be fun. If I want to fuck a farm girl I'll put some overalls on a roastie and plow her on some hay

>>38724989
That would be a FAKE farm girl you can't just put overalls on some random roastie and have her be an ACTUAL farm girl, either way we aren't talking about FARM GIRLS, we are talking about AMISH WOMEN, who are genetically pure and bred to perfection. This isn't about farm porn this is me venting about the fact that I am just an average guy living on the other side of the fence, the wrong side of the fence.

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>>38724900
>Fuck being Amish. My internet access is more important to me than cosplaying as a fucking peasant
> My internet access is more important to me than cosplaying as a fucking peasant
> cosplaying as a fucking peasant

>mfw

>>38724989
>badass music

You can't live without your precious Nicki Minaj? Degenerate

This is real music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaY35aObH3c

But you wouldn't fucking know, because it's not on iTunes.

>>38724729
> selective amish genepool
u luve next to an amish community so much imbreeding left most of the women baron and they started having to adopt random kids to fix it also the amish boys dont have time to sneak around they have work until they are old enough to go out and marry their cousin

>>38725396
Those are mennonites you retard.

>>38725426
the mennonites arent as bad there are a few outside of it they pretty much live off driving the amish to random auctions and hospitals

>>38724729
Amish fembot here! I'm sneaking on the computer at the local library.

>>38724856
i actually live right around an amish community

the girls dont shower or bathe no one really seems happy they spend their whole day doing farm shit from the second they wake up and they come and work on peoples houses dirt cheap as fuck

also theres no showers and they dont seem very god fearing they all drink

>>38724909
are you sure thats even a real amish? i dont think you'd like the lifestyle ive heard of so many amish kids getting injrued at saw mills and shit and thats just around here and ive seen them try to join society and it does not go well

>>38726962
Why cant they intergrate?
I'd never want to be amish but the bastardized dutch they speak sounds cool

>>38724729
I wish there was an amish community for all the cool decades. A town where it was 90s amish, nothing made after 1999 was allowed, all TV shows were 90s show, the radios would only play 90s music, and 90s fashion was all the rage. and same thing for the 70s and 80s and 60s. I think that would be cooler than amish and a lot easier to upkeep, because Amish are all fake, they shop at walmart and use cars. They should just become 90s amish. We could replicate nyc

>>38724729
A thread died so you could post this

Looking back at the catalog it probably was for the better

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>>38724729
tfw cute Amish girls would approach your car window to sell you bread and jelly, pretty comfy feeling for some reason
pic related, taken in my city

I wish I was Amish too, most based people around.

>>38727482
Everything the Amish makes is Great, all the food is based, and the furniture and everything is the best, and they are growing super fast becuase they still have 5-6 kids, I hope they inherit America

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>>38727525
I'm starting to think you guys are all hardcore Catholics but don't know it you even molest children

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>>38727525
The bread was quite tasty.
Another one, they just seem so out of place when they walk between cars