Why do normies think prostate milking is gay?

>>38724424
why do we have prostates ? they server no function

>>38724586
it has muscles that move your spunk

>>38724586
The prostate is what makes the seminal fluid that mixes with sperm to make semen, have you ever taken sex ed?

>>38724424
Depends on whos doing it

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>tfw spent $200 on a toy
>Can't fit it in me

>>38724639
>>38724642
yeah but why does it feel good when u finger you ass why would nature put a thing at makes it less likey you have kids in all of us

Its another *whatever disgusting shit i do its ok becase normies dont like it* kinda thread.
Y do normies think fucking kids is wrong lmao
Y do noemies take showers reeee


Neck yoselfs autists

I'VE TRIED SO MANY GODDAMN TIMES TO MESS WITH MY PROSTATE BUT NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I FINGER MY ASS IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE ANYTHING, YOU ALL LIED TO ME

>>38724726
>are u retarded?
Nature is not a sentient deity

It,s really pitiful how the average peasant nowdays switched from brainless religious thinking to an even stupider teleological materialistic nonsense

>>38724705
>spend 200$ on a toy, finally manage to put it in
>cum like a huge slut spitting gallons of cum everywhere, best orgasm of my life
>massive shame the following day so I throw it away
>two months later get the hot back so buy another one
>throw it away again

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>>38724799
Fine then neckbeard whats the evolutional advantage to having something at could make you a fag.

>>38724767
Don't expect to get it the first time.
Sometimes it takes a while.
But holy shit, be careful with prostate orgasms.
The only time I managed to do it, I fucking blacked out. Too scared to keep trying

>>38724767
I don't know man, I just put saliva on my fingers and rub my anus like a pussy and it's enough to feel very good.
Maybe it's not for everyone.

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>>38724860
>whats the evolutional advantage
Not every single characteristic has one dipshit.
Most of your genetic code is random leftover.
H*ll, in the case of the prostate it might just be an accidental stimulation due to neighboring nerves.

Most peasants' IQ is so low, their modus cogendi so deeply ingrained with teleological fallacies, abstraction abilities so abysmal, they're MUCH better off being religious.

>>38724883
>don't expect to get it the first time
I tried several times, 7 to be exact because it sounds wonderful to have such a strong orgasm but IT DON'T FUCKIN WORK

>>38724888
I'll have to try that, usually I just lube up my fingers and go deep cave exploring trying to find that sweet spot

Maybe I should invest in a dildo
I wanna be pegged one day anyway

>>38724951
don't listen to these faggots bro they just want to make you gay for dicks

>>38724767
>>38724883
>Try this shit because retards are blowing it up as the holy grail of self pleasure techniques
>feels good during build up but when I actually cum I feel nothing and make an annoyingly huge mess
Thanks.

>>38724969
>when I actually cum I feel nothing
Same. It's actuall less intense than normal orgasm.
It's just a gay faggot fetish to mimic women once again. Just how they refer to their literal poop holes as "pussies"

>>38724963
Is that what you do when you drool over pussy? Are you trying to convert gays?

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>>38725021
>Are you trying to convert gays?
Yes i'm part of the heterosexual cabal that preys on vulnerable, confused, young kids to convert them to the degenerate woman loving lifestyle

Be afraid be very afraid

>>38724951
Yeah, definitely buy a dildo, even a cheap one from Amazon it's absolutely necessary.
But before fucking yourself hard take time to caress your body and between your buttcheeks, going deep in it without a bit of preheating isn't going to work.

>>38724586
to shoot your goo my dude

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>>38725063
Again don't listen to the faggots.
I can cum with a single finger(even my ring finger), the prostate is literally 2 inches from the sphincter.
They just wanna condition you to take dick up your ass

>>38725063
A-any recommendations? I don't know which one I should get

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I have tried this frequently over the course of a year to no success. It wasn't until recently that I managed to find my prostate, but the sensation I felt wasn't pleasure; I felt some pressure on my dick but it was uncomfortable and it kind of hurt.
>The closest I came was an external prostate massage but I randomly lost the buildup and I wasn't able to play with the prostate again
>I have experimented with putting multiple different household objects up my ass; everything from plunger sticks to peppermint candy sticks, to no avail
I'm starting to think this is a meme to trick men into putting things up their ass. What am I doing wrong?

I've had prostate orgasms. It was basically the same feel as a normal orgasm, except the buildup was more intense, the orgasm was more intense, and it lasted for like 10 seconds instead of 2.

It makes the cum get stuck in your pipes, so you orgasm longer. You know the muscles that spasm to make you ejaculate? Well for me, it felt like those muscles were structure so toght that it prevented me from pumping out cum. So I was already at max tightness, but my body tried to make it even tighter. So your muscles squeeze the shit out of your prostate while you wait for the cum to drip out.

My legs twitch and sometimes I can't help but audibly moan when it happens. Not gay, I just use a woOden dowel wrapped in a condom.

>>38725170
Dont listen to this insecure faggot, hes just scared to go the limits and wants to hold everyone back with him so he's not alone. Typical crab in a bucket.

>>38724424
Because a high percentage can't even achieve an actual orgasm from it or feels so uncomfortable receiving it that it's off the table within a minute. And I tried, a lot.

For me I can't even achieve proper prostate stimulation so I go full homo with actual anal masturbation.

>>38725525
It feels like your dick wants to cum, but it can't. So it just tries to cum even harder until it shoots something out. The pressure in your sick goes through the roof.

>>38724424
It's not gay per se, but it creates false equality between the sexes. Man is superior to the woman so you should do the fucking. Simple enough for you to understand ?

>>38725357
Anyone would do, just make sure it has a flared base and big enough to have something to grab, like 8" is nice.
If you're into that take a realistic one with shaped head, it's nice.

kinda related

when you guys wipe your ass, does it ever feel good? I swear about half the time wiping my ass is like vaguely painful in a super pleasurable way

and it's not to do with the shit, i tested it when i had already wiped after a shit a few hours previously and it still felt good

is it just cos there's a bunch of nerves down there that don't get interacted with much normally?

guess that explains why some people like having their ass eaten

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>ywn have a cute trap gf whose prostate you can stimulate with your peen

HELP PLEASE

discord: aeromatic#4635

>>38725642
Yes lots of nerve endings and as >>38724888 said simply rubbing your anus can feel extremely pleasurable, without even any penetration.

>>38725664
Another nice thread ruined by retard meme-RPers

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>>38725412
>I'm starting to think this is a meme to trick men into putting things up their ass.
Exactly.
They want you to develop a penetration fetish accompanied with a sexualization of your ass hole.

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>>38725543
Yea bro if you don't cram massive rubber objects up your ass u're juss insecure amirite i mean it's 2017

>>38725754
plenty of straight men love getting dicked up the ass you dont see them getting all worried about "appearing gay" this is an issue with you and you try to spin it as if there is some illuminati group trying to get your ugly ass to become gay

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>>38725784
>straight men
>love getting dicked up the ass

>>38725808
yea its called pegging you permavirgin, its the whole reason why prostates exist

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>>38725784
>some illuminati group trying to get your ugly ass to become gay

Yea it's really far fetched to think weeb faggots get a ruse out of convincing other faggots to share their fucked up fetishes.

Like they do with the gay ERPing or trap shit.

Or dogfucking.

Or pedoshit.

Or incest.

Or any other fetish that's shilled on this board daily

>>38725808
Man the laughing whores.jpg argument never gets old.
>w-why are they laughing at me, I really care about stacy's opinion so I guess I'll have to reconsider my lifestyle...

>>38725854
>I really care about stacy's opinion
>drool over pussy

I guess we solved the mistery.
This guy is a massive MRA/MGTOW faggot turned prison gay out of resentment for roasties.

Now spending his days shilling gay sex on /r9k/

>>38725525
>10 seconds instead of 2.
Anon, I think you might have something wrong with your dick.

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>>38725830
>yea its called pegging
Most of the guys into pegging I've seen seem to be into submission/humiliation/sissification and similar not exactly "straight" stuff

>you permavirgin
Did you unironically use "virgin" as an argument on /r9k/

I'm starting to unironically think this is really shilling form /lgbt/ or tumblr

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>>38724424
No idea, but its awful. I've only been in a relationship once but the guy absolutely refused to let me anywhere near his ass because it was "gay". Stimulation is stimulation and whimpering boys look insanely hot so its a huge fucking let down that guys are so whipped by society they deny themselves pleasure over fear of how it might look to other people who will literally never know about it

Currently trying to reel in new guy though. Havent tried dating in years since the first one, but this one actually wasnt freaked out when I joked about letting him sit on my face. Hoping for the best.

>>38726178
I'm genuinely glad you said 'most' instead of all

tfw I'm into pegging but I hate humiliation and sissy shit, What is this weird hell

>>38724424
Because you're a gay weebfaggot

>>38726209
Putting things in your ass when you have a perfectly functional penis that is literally designed to bring you sexual pleasure and achieve orgasm is gay, there's no way around it.

>>38726435
>is gay, there's no way around it.
It's literally woman-executed bottom gay sex

>>38726209
Idiot women think it's hot. They don't realise just how utterly disgusting men are. Man-ass is not cute like it is in your gay hentai or in photoshopped trap pics.
Girl butts are nicer because girls don't poop.

I had 1 gf ever and I didn't let her go near my ass because I had IBS.

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>>38726435
But the rest of it is straight though. It's just that I'd really really like to eat his ass
>>38726587
Of course its not like the Chinese cartoons, what am I, 5? Ass is ass. It's going to have its smelly ass odor just like balls and pussies have their own weird kinda gross odor. You're not in it because its supposed to be some glorious wonderland, you're in it because the idea of the extra stimulation driving him crazy is insanely hot.

Not every guy would be into though of course, can't expect that either. But the ones who do my god. It's so hot. Men don't realize how hot they are when they moan. I'll take smelling like shit if it means I get to see a guy really get pushed over the edge

>>38726622
You seem like a nice person, I wish you luck in your quest to eat ass.

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>>38726648
Thank you anon..it's been a long long road. Rejection, fear of the unknown, pressure from an entire lifetime of being told its too taboo. It's a journey. It's a life long journey but someday? Someday I'll get there. Hopefully soon.

And I won't lie to you, it'll probably be gross, but nothing great in life comes without hard work and dedication-not to be confused with defecation. Someday I'll find the perfect mediocre man to call my own who enjoys monogamous sinning as much as I do.
I wish you the very best in life as well. We'll all make it, together.

>>38726773
Babe assplay is not mainstream.
Heck I'm into it too, as long as it's nothing extreme like pegging or objects.

>>38726964
now*** not "not" sorry babe

>>38724860
>deity designs human bodies
>adds appendixes which randomly swell and explode, killing the human
>serve no purpose
Design flaw right there.

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>>38726987
Even if we assume a designer, and we assume IT has our best interest at heart;
feeling good=/=optimal=/=designed use case

People stick fucking pen into their peehole (sounding), get off with mutilation, derive pleasure from sneezing but you cannot just say "ERGO that's what X part was designed to do".
I suppose you could use elaborate instruments to stimulate who knows what part of your body too, such as electrical stimulation to the brain via probes.

If we're talking finalism, and intended use, then your bum's is pretty clear, and has nothing to do with sex.

>>38727046
Did you quote the wrong person reddit? I never have said x was designed to do y, my post was satirizing it.

>>38727090
>reddit
Do you know quoting someone doesn't mean you automatically disagree with them, it can also mean you're expanding upon what they said fucking nigger brainlet retard

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Don't get memes into putting something up your ass, it doesn't feel good to most people.
Also most of you guys are talking about prostate simulation which is different from prostate milking.
prostate milking is where your Dom manually pushes(massages) your seamen out of your prostate threw the dick while you are on all fours. You will start dripping out of the dick in a continuous small stream without even realizing it is coming out at first, which relives the pressure from edging/teasing while denying you the pleasure of orgasam.
>>38724586
>>38724639
Are you simple? The prostate makes 99% of your seamen. All the balls do is add the sperm, which is a tiny amount of the load. The seamen keeps your sperm alive. It's not a muscle, nor pointless.

>Implying prostate orgasms exist

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>>38727802
Yes good goy, don't let the goyim's lies get to you and don't explore new levels of intense pleasure, stay a good slave and use your penis to attain mild orgasms and prevent ass cancer LMAO

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>>38727802
Prostate orgasm is a myth! They just want to turn you gay by making you do things not pleasurable at all!!
Don't listen to the thousands of reports on r9k and gif telling how good it feels guys!!!!

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>>38728146
>>38728176
fuck off shlomo with this disgusting gay shit

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>>38727802
Green text argument, can't compete.

what are the best (preferably silent) vibrating prostate toys?

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>>38728176
>>38728146
>physical pleasure is a worthy pursuit, goyim!
>yes, put things up your ass, goyim!

>>38724424
But it is. The whole appeal of doing is you're forcing a guy to be your little faggot bitch. Making his body do sick unnatural things, turning him into your perverted little plaything that could never be satisfied with a normal woman.

>>38727418
>prostate milking is where your Dom manually pushes(massages) your seamen out of your prostate threw the dick while you are on all fours. You will start dripping out of the dick in a continuous small stream without even realizing it is coming out at first, which relives the pressure from edging/teasing while denying you the pleasure of orgasam.

how the hell do I do this? Also, why can't I feel my prostate? Looking at images like OP's pic, I figure I would be able to easily feel the shape of the prostate. Is that not the case? How do I know when I've found it?

>>38724854
>>38724767
>>38724883

>>38725830
Breh, if you're bending over, you're not straight.

>>38726075
How? I don't know about prostate orgasms, but cumming normally takes about 2 seconds. the high lasts longer, but as fas as actually shooting out jizz, it takes 2 seconds.

>>38726209
tits or gtfo

orgian al

fuck you roastie

>>38726209
>Stimulation is stimulation and whimpering boys look insanely hot so its a huge fucking let down that guys are so whipped by society they deny themselves pleasure over fear of how it might look to other people who will literally never know about it
lel.
>guys shouldn't be whipped by society, they should be whipped by me!