[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Nearly christmas edition

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

Thread replies: 508
Thread images: 93

File: 1499205368616.jpg (1MB, 1939x1412px) Image search: [Google]
1499205368616.jpg
1MB, 1939x1412px
Nearly christmas edition
>>
File: 1501357050262.jpg (19KB, 495x362px) Image search: [Google]
1501357050262.jpg
19KB, 495x362px
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF ANONYMOUS POSTERS,
GAS THE NAMEFAGS NOW!

good night lads last one to go bed
>>
File: sleepySexyReimu.jpg (73KB, 707x1000px) Image search: [Google]
sleepySexyReimu.jpg
73KB, 707x1000px
First for waifus
original oregenos
>>
What have we got planned for today lads?
>>
File: 1472620715900.gif (2MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]
1472620715900.gif
2MB, 480x270px
>tilde has been banished
>ebin's in the middle of his dozenth existential crisis
Ah yes, just as prophesised in the ancient /britfeel/ scrolls
>>
>>38724052

Wishing things were different.
>>
>>38724084
tilde being the big britfeel manipulating villain is honestly one of the biggest britfeel twists

if only we listened to you tomokochan
>>
File: 3633fh5.gif (204KB, 349x464px) Image search: [Google]
3633fh5.gif
204KB, 349x464px
>>38724052
Self loathing and reminding myself I am a failure. Can't even find the willpower to get up

How about you lad? Anything comfy planned?

>>38724084
Would like to see these scrolls desu
>>
>>38724156
Sadly not. Being a 26 year old NEET is suffering.
>>
>>38724156
why are you even still posting?

we all know you're a lying manipulative piece of crap
>>
>>38724156
Stop posting Tilde
>>
>>38724052

I have some nice chilli sausage that I'm going to have for breakfast... That's as far as I've thought so far.
>>
>>38724156
>still looking for sympathy
After the shit you pulled you should fuck off like you did before
>>
>>38724120
>big britfeel manipulating villain

I'm just another pawn in (his) game lad

>>38724170
How long have you been NEET now? I know it might not mean much but hang in there lad~
>>
>>38724170

No. It's not...

The suffering issue to lack of cash. If you were NEET & flush your life would be made of win.
>>
File: 1501359031705.jpg (42KB, 940x244px) Image search: [Google]
1501359031705.jpg
42KB, 940x244px
>>38724225
Just another reminder that you post about yourself in the third person to stir drama and talk shit about others
>>
>>38724225
Fuck off you disingenuous manipulating shit
>>
>>38724225
You're just embarrassing yourself at this point, just fuck off
>>
File: Santa Tomoko.png (98KB, 364x360px) Image search: [Google]
Santa Tomoko.png
98KB, 364x360px
>>38724120
>if only we listened to you tomokochan
At first the doubters laughed at me. I bided my time. I knew what was to come. I knew it would happen whether or not anyone believed me

>>38724156
>Would like to see these scrolls desu
Access denied.

>>38723825
>Nearly christmas edition
Quite
>>
I CAN'T BE DOING WITH THE MADE UP DRAMA OF PEOPLE MOANING ABOUT NAMEFAGS WHO FUCKING CARES, THIS THREAD IS DOGSHIT
>>
>>38724332
>he'd rather post about pakis instead
Thread happenings are exciting
>>
>>38724332
calm down tilde just because you got caught out
>>
>>38724052
grinding out some slayer

>>38724156
neck yourself
>>
>used to post about tilde being fake
>would get called a paki

o i am laffin
>>
File: icon.png (18KB, 214x183px) Image search: [Google]
icon.png
18KB, 214x183px
I'm an american replying in your thread, I will continue to shitpost here until your cancerous ebola dies.
>>
File: 1491111676629.png (177KB, 367x321px) Image search: [Google]
1491111676629.png
177KB, 367x321px
>in secondary school
>too poor for phone, don't even have internet
>teacher says everyone can listen to their music whilst they do the work
>I begin to play the music in my head (I'm quite good at it because this is the only way I can 'listen' to music on the go
>get really into the imaginary song
>start bouncing my leg and nodding my head
>person across the desk looks up at me
>'Why are you dancing? You're not even listening to music'
>'I'm playing it in my head'
>>
File: mngvl7g.gif (35KB, 250x300px) Image search: [Google]
mngvl7g.gif
35KB, 250x300px
>>38724244
Money doesn't make you happy desu. You just worry more about other things instead I think

>>38724353
>caught out

It was my own stupidity really desu

>>38724288
What do the scrolls contain? At least give us a hint!
>>
>>38724084
why didn't you reply to me before friend :(
>>
>>38724425
you're acting like a kid who shit his pants and refuses to acknowledge it
you've shown yourself to be a fake manipulative cunt so just drop the act
>>
>>38724425
>Money doesn't make you happy desu

Yes. It does.
>>
>>38724423
>in secondary school

MODS!
>>
File: 1489872147795.jpg (23KB, 560x354px) Image search: [Google]
1489872147795.jpg
23KB, 560x354px
>>38724453
Might not have seen it laddo. You /exercisebike/anon?
>>
>>38724425
>still trying this hard to force your fake personality
>>
>>38724500
Obviously I'm not in secondary school anymore you mong
>>
>>38724524
I am indeed. You just asked who had tomoko eyes, and I agreed stating that my doctor recently thought that I looked like a ghost, ordered a blood test and discovered I have a severe vitamin d deficiency. Kek. Might want to get tested yourself if you're pale and don't go outside much.
>>
>>38724473
I'm not going to defend my behaviour desu. But I am not commenting on it again either.
>>
>>38724569
you can't expect anyone to believe your fake attitude then
conveniently you spend all your time false flagging others and then when you get called out on it you won't comment

cowardly, manipulative and disgusting behaviour
>>
File: index.jpg (9KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]
index.jpg
9KB, 259x194px
>>38724540

Nice try kid.
Mummy would be proud.
>>
>>38724569
Awful convenient isn't it

Get fucked cunt
>>
Ebin still tries to defend tilde. It's kinda cute.
Tilde, just embrace it lad and spraff shite. Just look at Damonlad, he got shit for being a Normie and bully and he just didn't give a fuck lad. He kept his Normie ways. Same with Britnormie and other posters (all Brit normie probably).
>>
>>38724658
Yeah if tilde is going to be a bully he should at least be open about it
>>
File: 7yhf5.jpg (187KB, 500x738px) Image search: [Google]
7yhf5.jpg
187KB, 500x738px
>>38724605
Tbqh I didn't post a lot but I can't prove that either way. And like I said I was pretty upset by certain things though I'm not trying to justify it. I can't really force myself to be nice to people who hurt those I care about.

>won't comment

Drama isn't fun for anybody lad

>>38724658
Desu I will admit I really don't like Len and quite a lot of the waifuposters haha

>>38724685
Have to be in a bad mood for it lad haha. Feel too sad today
>>
>>38724727
It's funny because even ebin said last night it was him thinking it was a relationship instead of a friendship

You're making len out to be the villain when he did nothing wrong - YOU are the one who stirred drama talking about yourself and false flagging len
>>
File: 1489276317631.jpg (30KB, 425x600px) Image search: [Google]
1489276317631.jpg
30KB, 425x600px
>>38724555
Ah yeah sorry mate I didn't see your post. It's good to hear from you again. Severe vitamin D deficiency doesn't sound good, I just looked up the symptoms. Hope those pills help you. Funnily enough my family was commenting the other day on how pale I am. My sister kept saying I looked anaemic. I am tired all the time, but I just put that down to a dodgy sleep schedule, not getting enough exercise, and poor diet
>>
>>38724727
You've really made yourself out to be a piece of shit tilde
>>
File: Shan't be commenting further.png (40KB, 1184x220px) Image search: [Google]
Shan't be commenting further.png
40KB, 1184x220px
>>38724569
>But I am not commenting on it again either.
Hmm
>>
Fuck sake chill on the drama.

Person on 4Chins shiposts, hold the fucking front page.
>>
>>38724846
It's funny because he says he solely posts with a trip on here yet I know for a fact he's posted accidentally without it. If search worked atm on desuarchive I could pull it.

He's a lying manipulator and I can't wait to ask len about what the drama with ebin is especially after ebin doesn't even corroborate Tilde's story
>>
>>38724865
give it up tilde
>>
>>38724765
Explained my take on it last night desu

>>38724841
Yeah I know

It's one of the reasons I made a GP appointment to discuss my personality problems because I don't think they're normal
>>
>>38724792
Yeahhh, it explains a lot. My muscles and bones constantly ache. Should get better soon hopefully. I need to try and get more sunlight!

That's not good. Maybe you should go to the doc for a quick check up?

Why is it you prefer to stay up at night also?
>>
File: IMG_3558.jpg (445KB, 1000x680px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_3558.jpg
445KB, 1000x680px
What do you think of this lads?

https://youtu.be/D1r-BorbQyk

Pic obviously unrelated
>>
File: 1491176135260.jpg (83KB, 479x775px) Image search: [Google]
1491176135260.jpg
83KB, 479x775px
>>38724953
>My muscles and bones constantly ache
This made me think of this pic, made me chuckle. Don't mean to undermine your suffering or anything though haha

>That's not good. Maybe you should go to the doc for a quick check up?
It would be a good idea I think, I bet I do have some chemical imbalances or there's something wrong with me. I've got plenty of time now too so I could do it. How does it work, you just say 'I want to get a blood test/checkup' or do you have to go to the GP first and give them your symptoms? If so that's kind of long winded

>Why is it you prefer to stay up at night also?
Not sure really, can't place my finger on it. Whenever I don't have to get up for anything though I always, always revert to a completely upside-down sleep schedule within 2 or 3 days. It's just natural for me I think. Or it might be because each night I stay up a few hours later than the previous one. I just don't have the self-discipline to put down 4chan/whatever I'm doing and force myself go to sleep. I always just stay awake until my brain shuts itself down from exhaustion

>I need to try and get more sunlight!
Is it possible to get a real bike? That way you could probably significantly increase your Vitamine D intake whilst exercising at the same time. Would probably be more fun too
>>
>>38725118
hahah that meme is very silly.

I think you should just go in and say: I feel really run down, tired and I look pale. The doctor will probably ask you some questions that will further explain your situation. I suspect he'd order some bloods based off this and if you told him about your sleep habits etc would probably wonder about your psychological health. He might offer you some CBT or even antidepressants if he thinks its warranted.

It's worth doing though tomoko. You seriously don't want to end up getting ill like I have.

Sounds like you just have an issue with self-discipline. If staying awake during the day something you'd like to do but can't do?

And you might laugh, but I can't ride a bike haha. I should probably go on walks or something though. But I haven't been out in that long I find the outside so overstimulating. There's too man people/noises/cars and the sunlight makes me feel sick and hot lol.
>>
Don't judge me, but making girls laugh is the best feeling in the world.
>>
File: 1472622818884.png (844KB, 1224x1074px) Image search: [Google]
1472622818884.png
844KB, 1224x1074px
>>38725275
>I think you should just go in and say: I feel really run down, tired and I look pale. The doctor will probably ask you some questions that will further explain your situation. I suspect he'd order some bloods based off this and if you told him about your sleep habits etc would probably wonder about your psychological health.
It sounds like a good plan. I'd like to fully explore the diet/exercise/sleep avenues first though. It's hard to drum up the motivation to do it though

>He might offer you some CBT or even antidepressants if he thinks its warranted.
Not sure how I feel about the 'pharmaceutical jew' Tbh. I have done CBT before and although I found it helpful, the progress I made was because it was a set time to reflect on my issues. So I could probably give myself CBT if I really needed to. I think my mental health is in a pretty good place though, at least comparatively. I used to be a lot worse. Aside from the boredom from staying inside all the time (and some minor feelings of inferiority, etc) I don't really have any problems. Or maybe my mental health is actually terrible but I just don't realise it hahaThat's only if you don't consider my fear of interacting with people a mental health problem though

>If staying awake during the day something you'd like to do but can't do?
Not sure Tbh. My mum often criticises me over my sleeping pattern. It normally goes something like this
>'you need to sleep in the night'
>'why?'
>'because it's normal'
>'why do I need to do something just because it's normal?'
>'because it's just, normal!'
I do like the night though, and I wouldn't want to miss out on comfy nighttime /britfeel/. But if having a normal sleeping pattern would make me feel better then I'd be for it

(Part 1)
>>
Do you go to a&e or the walk in centre for suicidal thoughts lads? Think I'm going to do it otherwise
>>
File: 1484187260816.jpg (10KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
1484187260816.jpg
10KB, 300x300px
>>38725275
(Part 2)

>But I haven't been out in that long I find the outside so overstimulating. There's too man people/noises/cars and the sunlight makes me feel sick and hot lol.
I totally understand this and empathise. It can make going outside a very unpleasant experience. Have you tried /nightwalks/? They're very tranquil. Though I suppose you wouldn't get much Vitamin D from them haha
>>
>>38725687
a&e my laddy, walk-in centres are for minor stuff
>>
>>38725687
A and E. Or call 999 and they'll send police out with an ambulance to section you. I'd probably just hop in a cab and go to A and E rather than the latter.
>>
>>38725712
*that's if you feel you're going to do it right now if you don't get help. Otherwise go to the walk-in centre for recurring suicidal thoughts
>>
>>38725668
>>38725691

The motivation thing is part of the problem I'd suggest. If you never have the motivation to try out those things to improve your mood, are you ever going to actually do them?

The pharmaceutical jew may be able to give you the motivation to initially do those things. And then once you've incorporated those positive things into your lifestyle and they are a habit, you can take the pills away.

In honesty, and don't take offense, it sounds like you have some issues. It is easy to lose 'insight' when you are depressed. I've had times when I've been severely depressed and didn't realise it and then come out of it. Afterwards I've been able to look back and I'd be like 'woah what the fuck, I was really fucking ill and didn't have a clue'.

I think a normal sleeping pattern would help you. You'll get more sunlight and be more in tune with the rest of the world. Nighttime is so comfy, but it is so isolating.

I kind of want to do some nightwalks to get used to the outside again, but I think my parents would think I'm an absolute nutter doing stuff like that so I can't really unless I lived on my own :(

(Also tfw, I can give you all this positive healthy advice but can't do any of it myself haha)... Maybe I will when my antidepressants kick in.
>>
Why does the thought of my gf if I had one cheating cheating on me with a girl not really bother me but the thought of her cheating on me with a guy makes me livid? It can't be about risk of pregnancy because even if I imagine the guy's infertile I would still have the same reaction
>>
Feeling weird and melancholic this morning

I'm never going to get married or have kids, I'll never have a real friend again or really matter to anyone ever. I'll probably live another 50 years (maybe less if alcohol gets me) and I'll be basically alone for that entire life because I'm nearly 30 and my social skills have withered past the point they could be revived.

I'm not even sure I'll know what to do with my time when 4chan dies and I don't have this place to distract me from my pointless life anymore.
>>
>>38725872
Maybe because you're a guy too. So if it was another woman you could blame it on her being a woman, but if it was a man it would mean that he's better than you in some way.
>>
>>38725978
youre older than me lad but im on my way there too

i dont want kids or a wife though, sounds awful. did you used to think like that too, or have you always wanted them?
>>
File: 1447069026406.jpg (377KB, 743x1040px) Image search: [Google]
1447069026406.jpg
377KB, 743x1040px
>>38725859
>The pharmaceutical jew may be able to give you the motivation to initially do those things. And then once you've incorporated those positive things into your lifestyle and they are a habit, you can take the pills away.
That's what the person I was doing CBT with said. It sounds logical, but I've heard so many scare stories from anons I'm a little apprehensive about it

>it sounds like you have some issues. It is easy to lose 'insight' when you are depressed.
I think you're probably right, I am at least a little depressed. It's just that looking at it in comparison from when I was at my worst makes this seem like nothing

>I think a normal sleeping pattern would help you. You'll get more sunlight
H-haha, yeah
>when I'm up in the day I completely block out all light coming into my room

>I kind of want to do some nightwalks to get used to the outside again, but I think my parents would think I'm an absolute nutter doing stuff like that
That's what I thought about mine too. Try just pitching the idea to them. They won't like it but you could phrase it in a way to make it clear you're going to do it anyway and that you're just letting them know. Or you could sneak out if you're feeling /devilish/

>I can give you all this positive healthy advice but can't do any of it myself haha
I know the feeling. I feel like I'm quite good at theorising about social situations but when it comes to putting it in practice I'm piss-poor

Hope your antidepressants help you, let me know if you notice any effects

>don't take offense
>offense
>s
Y-You're not a Yank are you...?
>>
>>38726461
I've always just coasted through life. Went to 6th form, went to uni, got a job because that was just the next logical thing to do.

I've never been deadset on having or not having a family, but I just passively assumed that was the next step. But I had one of those very focused moments this morning where I looked around my crappy flat, with the empty whisky bottle next to the couch and realised that it was never, ever going to happen. And that's a horrible feeling.
>>
>>38726395
I'm not sure Tbh, for some reason the thought of her cheating with a girl just doesn't seem as serious but I can't work out why
>>
>>38724727
>Drama isn't fun for anybody lad

says the cunt who has been starting it for weeks on end. you are a disgusting cretin
>>
File: 101010101010.png (125KB, 436x444px) Image search: [Google]
101010101010.png
125KB, 436x444px
>mfw I just ate 200g of sugar free gummy bears.
Wish me luck, lads.
I can feel it coming in the air tonight.
>>
I don't feel like studying today
>>
>>38726501
I am certainly not a yank tomoko! I bloody misspelled offence didn't I! and it was nice chatting to you. If you ever wanna talk just post and I'll most likely be here :)
>>
Walked past an old guy pushing a wheelchair along in soho.
He looked at a pub we were walking past and said to himself.

'Don't think I need a drink today think I'll just go home and have a wank'

Felt like I was back here.
>>
>>38723825
>he forgot to put /britfeel/ in the title
>>
>>38726545
we get it len your feesfees were hurt, tildes a cunt etc etc
>>
>>38726716
tilde, its time to stop posting
>>
>>38726730
>everyone who's sick of personality shit is tilde

fuck off with that shite lad
>>
From Ebin's blog:
>It was fine while we were talking under online personas, but as soon as more pictures and it started getting too personal I realized i'm in too deep and found out when the line between online and real life crumbled and I got very scared and paranoid. I've been secretly paranoid the whole time in every friendship or person I've talked to online, I believe if I cross them wrongly they will stalk and find me or get too attached. This is potentially damaging to the person I'm talking to, I do not want to hurt them so I've explained the situation and hope we can still talk but have it be less personal and intimate and just remain online persona friends. I'm extremely uncomfortable in the fact someone may become mentally dependent on me. It is a burden I never wanted, its an inevitable disaster for all parties involved because of my paranoid and scared feelings. I've suggested they start branching out to other people and relying on me less. The lesson learned from trying to make friends from a 4chan thread is I shouldn't do it.
TILDE
ABSOLUTELY
BTFO
>>
>>38726753
Yeah but you called him Len, only Tilde does that
>>
>>38726753
everyone is sick of it lad, so why the fuck are you defending that lying selfish prick?
>>
>>38726776
Fuck sake give over you boring cunt.
>>
>>38726769
>>38726776
nobody gives a shit anymore lads. time to move on
>>
>>38726788
>>38726803
>people still support tilde after what he did
>>
Was there a film night last night and if so was it hot fuzz.
>>
>>38726816
ironically though tilde had a point. len does post around the same times someone gives him shit

but personality shite is fecking boring. want a comfy thread me
>>
I thought moving up dinner and having it earlier would help

Nope! Spent hours last night rolling around in bed thinking about how much I hate my life and wanting to die. Guess it's not a diet issue then, next idea is to stop using Facebook nearly as much.
>>
>>38726847
>len does post around the same times someone gives him shit
Can't say I agree, Tbh he barely ever posts anymore, maybe once a week. I bet he doesn't even know he has this reputation of talking shit about Tilde whilst anon. Even if it was true that Len appears when people talk shit, I wouldn't be surprised if it was just Tilde saying bad stuff about himself to frame Len. He can't be trusted anymore
>>
>>38726847
I have also noticed this
>>
>>38726867
If you have fb on your phone, delet it. I did and now i just use fb on my pc. After about 30 seconds browsing my feed i become sickened with it and log out.
>>
>>38726867
Get rid of goyimbook immediately lad, there is nothing but cancer on that site. Delete your profile too. I haven't been on facebook for about a year now. You just get bombarded with normie shit there that it's inevitable it'll make you feel bad
>>
Nearly at A&E lads. Do I just walk in and tell the receptionist I feel suicidal?

Bit worried they're going to judge me and stuff haha

Thanks to the anons who helped. I would (you) you but phoneposting is troublesome
>>
File: 1499072896858.jpg (61KB, 482x427px) Image search: [Google]
1499072896858.jpg
61KB, 482x427px
>haven't shat in 12 days
this is the end for me
>>
>>38726940
Say you're on the verge of killing yourself if you want anything to actually happen. Make sure you show clear intention to do something
>>
>>38726945
jesus lad how havent you exploded
i once went 9 days and it was grim when i finally did shit
>>
>>38726940
>this posting style

T-tilde?
>>
>>38726974
Idk lad, I like to hold it in because the convulsions feel amazing (better than fapping) but it's actually started to become a constant dull ache. But this is a new record and I kinda wanna see how far I can push it
>>
>>38726945
I've been having really big shits lately, I'm not going any longer than normal between shits but for some reason they are huge now
>>
>>38727002
>tfw was just thinking to myself tilde's probably on suicide watch kek
>he actually is
I feel bad now. He's just lost his only friend and has been banished from the only community he has
>>
>>38727025
fuck we may actually go to jail for bullying him if he kills himself. Will our bully licenses get us off?
>>
>>38727058
its alright lad it was self defense, he had been taking his trip off to bully others for months
>>
ohayo goysamasu
>>
>>38727025
Tilde has been banished before and come back, it's just new users don't remember him from the first time.
>>
>>38727092
i might post the screencap of his deleted post every time i see him show up desu
>>
It's pretty funny, my parents try and communicate with me by shouting up the stairs.

I have a shitty weak voice so to show them I can't hear them or don't want to I flush the fucking toilet if I'm in the bathroom. At least that way they know immediately I can't fucking hear them over the flushing. Too tired of having to shout downstairs because they're morons and think this is a good way to communicate.

t. 25yo who is basically a 15yo
>>
>>38727107
Serves him right for being a tard desu
>>
>>38727159
My room faces the garden and my mum goes outside and shouts at my window when she wants to talk to me. It's bad because she often says embarrassing things that all the neighbours can hear.

I'm 26
>>
>>38727086
ohayou gozaimasu
orijinaru posuto
>>
>>38727017
Just had another fucking arse destroyer
>>
>>38727219
Same, I'm ill and haven't eaten above 1000 calories for about a week. Although I don't feel too low energy.
>>
>>38726527
Same, except I failed my a-levels, did a BTEC that I almost failed, signed up for uni and spent three years failing a two year foundation degree before dropping out.
>>
>>38727240
>I failed my A-levels
>I almost failed a BTEC
>I know, I'll try university!
explain your thought process
>>
>>38727276
I told my college I didn't want do go because I didn't think I could do it. All my advisor told me it was a better idea to go because getting a degree would improve my prospects.

>tfw 36 grand of debt with literally fuck all to show for it.
>>
>>38727159
>>38727180
Fuck sake this
27 here and my mum shouts from 3 floors away and then is like WTF WHY CAN'T U HEAR ME
>>
>>38727386
>3 floors
we've got ourselves a richfag here
>>
>>38727431

There are a lot of very thing victorian houses that are 3 floors
>>
File: 133610024869.png (31KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]
133610024869.png
31KB, 400x400px
>>38727431
What if I live in the attic
>>
>>38727479
>attic
YANKS OUT
>>
>>38727323
At least you don't pay back the debt basically ever.

Clegg's "tuition fee increase" basically makes it easier for you to never pay back a penny. So long as you never make above a certain amount, I think 23k or summit, it's free money.
>>
>I dreamt that one day Ebin would go into a big brother style house on his own
>He now gives us running commentary on his blog

good enough desu
>>
Some of you lads are alright, don't go to mosque tomorrow
>>
>>38727533
I'm a 26 year old man with no job prospects or good qualifications. I've wasted my life.
>>
How do you lads feel about suits? Personally I love them, I think they look smart and professional and wearing one makes me feel like I'm important/doing something. Yet I'm sure uber-successful people would say stuff like
>'hurr you use a suit to make you feel successful because you don't have anything else, you're not overflowing with self-esteem like me hurr'
>>
>check pants
>shit in them
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>
>>38727591
Never owned or wore one. I skipped my "prom" (fucking American traditions leaking over) and I didn't go to my uni graduation. I was too fat for them anyway, I weighed about 20 stone even in secondary school. So I have not known that suit feel.
>>
>4chan and all other chans are suddenly taken offline for good
What do you do? How will you cope?
>>
I missed the drama
why is tilde suicidal?
>>
>there are CHILDREN lurking /britfeel/ right now
What do you say to them?
>>
>>38727677
Kill yourselves while you can
It doesn't get better
>>
File: 1501155736350.png (9KB, 365x378px) Image search: [Google]
1501155736350.png
9KB, 365x378px
>>38727677
real friends take effort
if you care about any of the people you go to school with, make sure you set a precedent of seeing them in person on the weekend or otherwise outside of the routine school hours - otherwise as soon as school finishes and that routine is gone, you'll never see them again and online messaging with them will die off within a year
>>
>>38727591
they serve their purpose for interviews and formal occasions but why wear one other than that? Jeans and t shirt has been serving me well all these years
>>
Hi lads, how often should I text a girl? Is daily too much? For context we met in spoons one night and hit it off, but she's away for 2 weeks.
>>
>>38727646
Tilde posted a post attacking Len but forgot to take his trip off >>38724247 thus revealing he was the one stirring up shit in the threads the entire time. His nice guy persona is completely ruined. On top of that, Ebin's said he doesn't want to be as close to Tilde anymore >>38726762 This comes just after Tilde called him his 'best friend' in his blog yesterday
>>
>>38727724
Is she responding back in a way that continues conversation?
Give it a couple days off in between conversations
>>
>>38727717
I like having to wear one for work because it gives me artificial self-esteem
>>
File: r9k - hyaf.png (143KB, 1243x753px) Image search: [Google]
r9k - hyaf.png
143KB, 1243x753px
This greentext made me chuckle so hard lads. I hope you find it funny too
>>
>>38727591

This guy seems to support your decision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oqp5zI4Ng_s
>>
File: 44.jpg (2MB, 3413x5120px) Image search: [Google]
44.jpg
2MB, 3413x5120px
I unironically wear clothes equivalent to pic related (tshirt/hoodie, 3/4 length coat, check pants)
>>
File: 1493055287016.jpg (116KB, 841x797px) Image search: [Google]
1493055287016.jpg
116KB, 841x797px
>tfw my wardrobe is nothing but trackies, hoodies and plain shirts
>tfw I own more pairs of PJs than actual clothes
>>
IS TILDE OKAY?
>>
anyone else here /warwithneighbours/?
fuckers have been non stop partying for 3 days in a row now, everyone on our street is pissed off, shes 30 and she still parties like a teenager, shes passed out in her garden with vodka next to her and there are multiple people, what do lads?
>>
>>38727885
Blend into the crowd and wee on her.
>>
File: 13.jpg (717KB, 1800x1200px) Image search: [Google]
13.jpg
717KB, 1800x1200px
tfw can't find a holey jumper for max comfy
>>
>>38727885
you take a cheeky pics and share it with the /britfeel/ boys of course
>>
>>38727835
>pants
OUT OUT OUT
>>
>>38724052
I'm at church now and then I'm going to the clubs tomorrow
>>
>>38727900
its so awful, every night they party until about 5 in the morning, its not fair, I've been working all fucking week and I come home to relax and this is what I get, I can see her fat fucking face from my window, god I fucking hate her.
>>
>>38727930
Throw eggs at her.
>>
>>38727885
herf gun
>>
File: 1498542875398.png (390KB, 904x711px) Image search: [Google]
1498542875398.png
390KB, 904x711px
>>38727918
shit, the one way british dialect differs from australian
good thing I'm anonymous :^)
>>
>>38727914
I've only got a laptop and id have to hang out half of my window, it wouldn't work lad and there are people who are awake in her garden.
>>
>>38727918
Something wrong with wearing pants anon? Or do you wear pjs all day whilst screaming for mom to make you a hot pocket? kek
>>
>>38727959
Pants means underwear over here.
>>
>>38727959
trousers is the correct britishism
remember it so you blend in better
>>
>>38727961
What makes you think I'm a fat yank? bloody cheeky of you
>>
File: Devilish_4a1cb5_6238404.jpg (78KB, 470x595px) Image search: [Google]
Devilish_4a1cb5_6238404.jpg
78KB, 470x595px
>>38727951
I put bbc on full and put my super loud alarm clock up to the wall because thats where her parents sleep, I've just come back from being out and I can hear them being angry so I think its working.
>>
>>38727975
>mom
>pants
you're a fat yank cunt
>>
>>38727746
Yeah she is, but I noticed that her messages got shorter, I guess I'll take a day break to give something to talk about.
>>
>>38727959
>mom
OUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUTOUT
BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT YANK
>>
>>38728015
that's probably the best thing you can do
messaging her every single day without fail like a routine makes you look clingy
>>
>>38727744

link to tildes blog?
>>
File: goodfellas.png (270KB, 672x700px) Image search: [Google]
goodfellas.png
270KB, 672x700px
Tilde on suicide watch edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighbourhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl within a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
>>
File: zaku-gtfo.jpg (71KB, 590x452px) Image search: [Google]
zaku-gtfo.jpg
71KB, 590x452px
>>38727959
>mom
GTFO yank
>>
>>38728009

Its absolutely astounding how they thinkg they can pass as britbongs without even doing basic research.

Someone yesterday said 'soda pop' and then said "h-how did you know i was american"
>>
File: THAT'S WRONG DIPSHIT.gif (970KB, 500x333px) Image search: [Google]
THAT'S WRONG DIPSHIT.gif
970KB, 500x333px
>>38727975
You used the word 'mom' instead of 'mum'.
Also, hot pockets instead of pot noodles?! You're not fooling anyone!
>>
>>38728030
Here you go lad https://tildedesu.wordpress.com/

Here's Ebin's if you want it https://ebinlad.wordpress.com/
>>
Aldi bakery cookies are so good lads. Taste like the subways ones. Delicious
>>
>>38728085
*cringe*
this is why I keep my diary on paper, that last thing I would want is anyone I know reading it.
>>
>>38728114
>keeping a diary at all
>>
>>38728110
>aldi
tilde detected
>>
File: 1494697935673.jpg (10KB, 241x135px) Image search: [Google]
1494697935673.jpg
10KB, 241x135px
>>38727885
Since moving in they've
>attempted to add another story to their bungalow
>dug up the front garden
>had several bonfires on the front garden
>installed a hot tub
>had their family around and played loud music for hours
>had a trampoline put in for their faggot kids
>>
>>38728129
Who the fuck are ebin and tilde lads? I always ask and never get answered
>>
>>38728114

>keeping it as a physical artefact that can get stolen

I keep a journal, but store it all in an encrypted container.

About 8 years ago someone made a thread on /r9k/ saying it was a good thing to do, and I started then.
>>
>>38728140
nobody.

just random 4chaners that are vaguely narcissistic.
>>
>>38728140
take a wild guess original post
>>
>>38728153
I write mine in futhark, so good luck to anyone trying to read it.
>>
>>38727814
Fucking lol
I give solace in pretending these stories aren't real
>>
>>38728140
People who have posted in this thread for a while (we're talking years)

Ebin is a 24 year old neet who has extreme social phobia and lives in a decrepit bedroom and does nothing but browse 4chan in his piss and cum stained clothes

Tilde is a 20 year old bulimic tranny (biologically male) who dropped out of uni and now works in Greggs.

The two started talking outside the thread and became best friends and probably both have massive crushes on each other because they keep flirting in the thread but they're not 'officially' dating
>>
>>38727885
we're not at war we just hate each other, our next door neighbours don't control their kids and just let them do as they please, they hit cars with their footballs and such and then threw a proper wobbler when we told the kids to take their balls and fuck off
>>
File: Shadow_Sae_Angry_Cut-in.png (252KB, 872x632px) Image search: [Google]
Shadow_Sae_Angry_Cut-in.png
252KB, 872x632px
>>38727885
neighbours faggot kids are always outside in the pool even when it's fucking freezing
it's been like this for so long that one of the girls is a teen now and actually has great tits
conflicted feels here lads
>>
>>38728194
And here's me thinking that Britain couldn't sink any lower
>>
>>38728222
Oh, you must not know about poleaboo
>>
File: ian-paisley-2014-09-12t114547z.jpg (27KB, 620x350px) Image search: [Google]
ian-paisley-2014-09-12t114547z.jpg
27KB, 620x350px
>>38727677
ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN
>>
>>38728169

A substitution cipher like that is still vulnerable to frequency analysis, though.
>>
>feel cold
>want to close wide-open window
>would have to get up
true suffering
>>
>>38728140

Tilde is some faggot who works in Gregg's, he has many quite severe mental issues such as bulimia, depression, and wanting to be a tranny. He once took some estrogen, only to throw it back up later when he found out a side effect was weight gain. Just imagine taking life changing hormones without even doing basic research.

Ebin is a 24 year old NEET from a small seaside town in Yorkshire. He has a high level of verbal intelligence, but seriously struggles with maths. To his credit he recognises this and has made efforts to try and improve his maths. Like many robots he has a very limited social life. He is also notorious for the extremely run down state of his house, pic related is his bedroom wall. Ebin briefly had some prison gay thoughts, and tilde tried to take advantage of this but thankfully Ebin has decided to try to steer himself away from that.

Ebin is basically a good lad but just has issues functioning in day to day like. Tilde invested months crafting a 'nice' personality on britfeel, only to have it blown apart last night when making hateful posts with his tripcode on
>>
>>38728232
Oh I do lad. I do.

Best if I have a quick run down on his latest hijinks though
>>
Is there anything worse than humblebraggers? Or those fags who go 'Oh, it's so HARD doing [insert successful and prestigious thing]'
>>
File: high quality sadness.png (225KB, 2400x2400px) Image search: [Google]
high quality sadness.png
225KB, 2400x2400px
>>38723825
RIP Benny Harvey
Gone but not forgotten
Miss ye big man
>>
>>38728278
His trial is in 2 or 3 days and he's still confident he's going to get away with it but he will mostly likely actually get thrown in the slammer
>>
File: pepesweating.jpg (11KB, 159x151px) Image search: [Google]
pepesweating.jpg
11KB, 159x151px
>>38728235

I only watched this video yesterday, and now quotes are coming up from it in britfeel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4

fuck off gchq
>>
>literally cannot go 2 minutes without making a 4chan post
help. I think I've posted 40 in this thread alone
>>
>>38724156
Go take a long walk off a short pier you cunt.
>>
>>38728242
Honestly, if anyone goes to that length to read about how much I want to kill myself, I would be flattered.
>>
>>38728321
Not the anon you're replying to, but what did he do
>>
>>38727646
Because Len and Saku are cunts

Let it rest ffs
>>
>>38728341

>193 posts
>39 posters

seems you're not lying
>>
>>38728275
>He has a high level of verbal intelligence, but seriously struggles with maths.
an imbalance like that is characteristic of autism.

We often have high verbal IQ but low performance IQ.
>>
>>38728341
>only 40

are you even trying lad?
>>
>>38728365
he recorded his polish girl flatmate in the shower. he feels no remorse because she rejected his friend request on facebook
>>
File: 1486764636534.gif (967KB, 245x250px) Image search: [Google]
1486764636534.gif
967KB, 245x250px
>dreaming away
>ends up with me being getting a lap-pillow from a Japanese office lady while I play with her tits
>suddenly spouts tentacles and slowly kills me
Phew, almost had a nice dream there lads.
>>
>>38728403
I'm gonna go and count how many are mine
>>
File: fg.jpg (62KB, 542x540px) Image search: [Google]
fg.jpg
62KB, 542x540px
I was getting concerned about whether or not my parents were going to kick me out now that I'm older and everything.

They told me that I can stay as long as I want and come back to my room at any point in my life if I ever need to.

Can I use this to my advantage? Should I just hang around for a few years and save up money for a house deposit? They don't make me pay rent.
>>
>>38728407
And he's going to court because I assume she caught him?
>>
File: 1340738209546.png (82KB, 264x225px) Image search: [Google]
1340738209546.png
82KB, 264x225px
>Buy some weed and rolling paper
>Have absolutely no fucking idea how to roll
WHY IS THIS SO HARD
HOW DO STONERS DO THIS
FUCKING HELL MY HANDS SHAKE LIKE A CRACK ADDICT WHILE IM PUTTING CONFETTI INSIDE BIBLE PAPER
>>
>>38728427
I mean if that was what are actually going to do and you are working or making money somehow then I wouldn't see a problem
>>
>>38728403
>>38728424
48, 49 including this one. I have a serious problem
>>
>>38728449
I can't roll for shit mate. Buy prerolled papers or take the shite out of a cigarette. You could also buy a very cheap pipe off eBay
>>
>>38728407

Cane we...."review"... The evidence online?
>>
File: 1410237915202.jpg (57KB, 450x557px) Image search: [Google]
1410237915202.jpg
57KB, 450x557px
Is /britfeel/ going to be good again after last night?
>>
>>38728503

I've only made 9 in this thread (10 including this one) but I did only get up at 10:30

I've probably made 4-5% of all posts in britfeel since it started
>>
>>38728560
t. shipanon
>>
>>38728369
You still lying tilde?
>>
>>38728509
What I'm doing is using the tips; do the "accordion" fold with the first bit of the tip, the roll the rest of the tip around the accordion. Then put the bit that's hanging loose off the tip over the rolling paper (so the rolling paper is caught inside the tip) and roll it into a cigarette shape. Then I pour the weed inside and push it down with a craft knife.
>>
time for bed I think, see you all at midnight o/
>>
>>38728566

Correct. I see a lot of people worry about how much time they spend here, but I don't regret a minute of it.

Yesterday someone came round as he wanted to go out and I was going to ignore the doorbell, but I had someone else come round to drop off a late birthday present, and when opening the door to him the other guy came round at exactly the same time, we all ended up going out for a bit, which was all well and good, but he really did drag on forever. Normies are literally conspiring behind my back to lure me away from /britfeel/
>>
does anyone know if tilde is actually the a&e lad?

hope he's okay
>>
>>38726816
Tbh we all do dumb shit for whatever reason
I'm willing to see past it to a good degree
>>
>>38728635
no one knows for sure but that anon was right in that it matched his writing (dropping the 'I' at the beginning of his sentences, e.g. 'going to a and e' instead of 'I'm going to a and e')
>>
File: f12.jpg (99KB, 908x714px) Image search: [Google]
f12.jpg
99KB, 908x714px
you lads need to stop bullying tilde, you very much misunderstand him.

every single personalty fag here shitposts too, everyone is "fake" by nature. His trip posts are sincere and I've talked to him while hes shitposted so I have a good idea
>>
>>38728552

Once centipedes are removed from vaginas, probably.
>>
>>38728427
>Can I use this to my advantage? Should I just hang around for a few years and save up money for a house deposit? They don't make me pay rent.
yes
expect to be out by the time you're 30 though, they say positive things now but if you push their generosity too far it'll cause issues
>>
>>38728666

I'm pretty sure it's "lad" singular.
>>
>>38728666

You don't have to defend him unless you sincerely want to, he's not going to murder you
>>
File: 1472622918829.jpg (116KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
1472622918829.jpg
116KB, 1280x720px
>>38728666
>His trip posts are sincere
Except they're not. It's become clear his nice-guy persona was entirely put on
>>
>>38728658
we just found out he was the one making these threads an uncomfy nightmare for weeks by deliberately starting trouble and fights and you want to just look past it?
not a chance, tilde is a selfish, narcissistic liar
>>
File: AbstractPepe.jpg (8KB, 235x215px) Image search: [Google]
AbstractPepe.jpg
8KB, 235x215px
>leave my pc running overnight to download something off steam
>only downloads 2 gigs in the 6 hour span
Thanks talktalk
>>
>>38728708

You're the one making them uncomfy now by banging on.

It's over, it's done. Get over it or fuck off.
>>
>>38728719
it will only be done once you fuck off for good tilde, everyone here knows what youre really like now so just go
>>
>>38728717
Pakinet
>>
>>38728719
>t. ebin whiteknighting for tilde
Thought you broke up with him mate
>>
File: e83.jpg (104KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
e83.jpg
104KB, 1280x720px
>>38728693
no I do, hes been very nice to me while I've been unstable over my birthday and hes helped a lot, he is a nice person but like many robots misunderstood. Its my own mental fault I don't want to be as close

>>38728697
people can be nice and dislike people

>>38728708
I knew about that, we talked about it and I engaged in it too. Its probably my fault
>>
>>38728708
Do you think he's borderline?
>>
>>38728742

He roleplays as a woman, why wouldn't his niceness be a roleplay too?
>>
>>38728735

I'm not tilde but here's the thing lad... He's not going away no matter how itchy he makes your vag.

So dry your eyes darling.
>>
>>38727714
omg this!
i lost my best friend like this
and i even told him not to forget me after when school ends.
>>
>>38728742
How come he jumped from just not liking lenlad to then saying he's been ruining the threads?
Surely that means he's targeting him for some pathetic drama reasons?
Did len really lead you on or did you misjudge the situation?
>>
>>38728738
Basically. It's atrocious but nothing else is available
>>
>>38728772
i know he wont really go, he needs the attention to stop from killing himself
i can only hope that people dont forget the kind of cunt he has been seen to be
>>
Just munching on some pom-bears right now my mates. What you lads up to?
>>
>>38728742
update your blog please, and include all sultry details of the drama
>>
>>38728776
I don't really want to post about any of it anymore. Its making me feel unwell and uncomfortable. I might just bail out for a while

>>38728805
I'll make another post later maybe
>>
>>38728717
0.74Mbps?
Where the fuck do you live lad
>>
File: Rihanna__10_.jpg (356KB, 2242x3000px) Image search: [Google]
Rihanna__10_.jpg
356KB, 2242x3000px
Some of you lads are alright, don't go to greggs tomorrow.

originally
>>
>>38728861
WHICH GREGGS?
>>
File: 1500635243067.jpg (18KB, 364x350px) Image search: [Google]
1500635243067.jpg
18KB, 364x350px
>>38727714
fuck that hit too hard
>>
>>38728796
got a real hankering for doritos and nacho cheese lately
but I'm only 6lbs away from my target, and that's more important right now

I'm gonna have the most monsterous of feasts shortly after I get there though
I will make sure I absolutely hate junk food for the weeks to follow
>>
got my hair cut a different way for the first time in 3+ years, feels good.
>>
>>38728795
len you should just post with your avatar and get it all out in the open
>>
>>38728861
This doesnt help. Greggs are fucking everywhere. Im willing to bet its the brand that has the most shops in the UK. I have 4 within walking distance of my house
>>
>>38728666
You can fuck off too you mouldy dreg.
>>
File: dinner.jpg (333KB, 1080x2048px) Image search: [Google]
dinner.jpg
333KB, 1080x2048px
Just sitting down to watch the Starcraft Remastered event while eating a comfy AF dinner.

It's gonna be a good Sunday lads. Just finished Yakuza Zero aswell. A solid 9/10
>>
>>38728915
do you actually think that the only person who thinks tilde is a terrible person for the stuff he was doing is len?
fuck off ebin
>>
File: ebinsbedroom.png (671KB, 560x982px) Image search: [Google]
ebinsbedroom.png
671KB, 560x982px
>>38728666

Get this wall sorted out, you need to confront your parents about it, even if it leads to argument.

Offer them money for the plasterer/decorater
>>
>>38728943
it was one shitpost you spaz

funny one at that

now fuck off back to your discord cunt
>>
>>38728905
I love cheesy nachos. Especially with my homemade guac. Good on you for avoiding it though! Have you lost a lot of weight?
>>
>>38728943
all right sakulad

still trying to shit stir I see
>>
>>38728965
fuck me it's gonna need more than a plaster and a decorator. the room is gonna need to be emptied and dehumidified
>>
File: pepehmm.png (342KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
pepehmm.png
342KB, 640x640px
Why do all these britfeelers hate each other?
>>
File: p9.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]
p9.gif
2MB, 425x481px
>>38728971
>>38728976
>>38728943
>>38728915
ah yes lads, ah yes
>>
File: ebinwall.png (748KB, 1066x683px) Image search: [Google]
ebinwall.png
748KB, 1066x683px
A blog post about the conversation you had with your parents about this would put a smile on a lot of people's faces
>>
>>38728996
>don't want to comment on it
>will still stir it

ebin will you ever stick to a single thing you say
>>
>>38728971
>>38728976
We have all become like paranoid schizos kek.
Nobody knows if something is a dumb shitpost or a trip/avatarfag trying to false flag. Absolute state of this general.
>>
File: fdfsdf.png (17KB, 631x263px) Image search: [Google]
fdfsdf.png
17KB, 631x263px
>>38728972
enough for other people to notice
though they're all generally dicks about it, telling me to eat a burger before I collapse
(and not in 104 days btw, I started using MFP late)
>>
>>38729009
no the fact is I haven't posted yet /devilish/ anons are still doing it. I find it funny actually, despite everything I have to be a big fan of shitposting and baiting
>>
Mates I want to start writing a blog (not about myself) to keep busy and give me something to do.

Which free blog site is the best? I'd like to be able to make it look how I want.
>>
>>38729036
whats it about then desu
>>
>>38729036
wordpress is simple and free
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX5ntNEzyno

Watch this, brace yourself for 0:50
>>
>>38728995
Because we hate ourselves anon-kun
>>
How do I stop myself from getting a line in my gut where the waistband of my underwear goes?
>>
What time of day is /britfeel/ the best and why?
>>
wonder if saku and len are happy they cyber bullied a tranny into killing itself

the police will look into it
>>
>>38729056
True crime, probably focusing (Or maybe entirely) on serial killers.
A friend gave me his old Intuos tablet (Pen tablet for drawing etc) and I've been getting into illustration, I'm not very good, but I thought it would be cool to make my own illustrations of serial killers to go with the text.
Already started doing my first one about Brady and Hindley.

>>38729067
Thanks pal.
>>
>>38729023
Those people sound rude/fat. You've achieved a massive improvement.
>>
File: p3.jpg (55KB, 500x473px) Image search: [Google]
p3.jpg
55KB, 500x473px
>>38729115
>police enter the mould den to question me
>>
>>38729122
not confident I can keep it off though :/
it's getting harder the more I lose
>>
What do you boys go for ? Asian birds? black? white?
>>
>>38729175

Black > Indian/arab >White > East Asian
>>
>>38729175

mr kipling bramley apple pies
>>
>>38729141
Do you do cheat meals? Helps me a lot when I'm on a diet. I allow myself 3 a week, makes it easier sticking to my plan knowing I have a pizza or whatever coming up in a day or two.

>>38729175
I go through phases, usually something in a not sexual setting, like TV, someone on the street etc will get me in a certain mood.
Been petite asians for the past few days but last week I was fiending for some dark black thicc girls.
>>
>>38729115

The police are too busy finding people on twitter
>>
File: 1499458603045.webm (613KB, 852x480px) Image search: [Google]
1499458603045.webm
613KB, 852x480px
>>38724052
Recover from hangover. Send help
>>
>>38729115

How would the police know, unless tilde specifically mentioned them in his suicide note. Even then how are the police going to find two people based on the names ''''saku'''' and ''''len''''
>>
>>38729189
Put black last and you're me
>>
>>38729141
You can definitely do it lad. You've come this far. If you engender a healthy mindset you will keep the weight off without even trying.
>>
>>38729203
I don't do any planned days of unlimited calories
I have occasionally gone over my limit in the past year, but only by a few hundred calories at best

lately that has turned into 'over limit = cram as many calories into the rest of the day'

I don't want to sound melodramatic but I think my body is just screaming for energy at this point
or maybe I'm a weak willed faggot who should buckle down harder
>>
>>38729175
smelly and hairy blokes that post anime on here

no prison gays though
>>
>>38729175
Brown/arab > white=asian > black
I've fancied all types but i'm mostly attracted to brown girls. I'm white and live in a really white area too so it wont happen.
>>
>>38729224
>what is an IP

you scared saku? enjoy your jail time. plenty of prison gays to bum there
>>
>>38729203
Me myself I can't stop pining over snuggling mother type arab or latina chicks who want to care for me and shit lol
>>
>>38729175
>liking girls
degenerate breeder
>>
>>38729299

>Police serve a warrant to 4chan for the ip of '''saku'''' how would they even know who that was?
>>
If I feel like death when I don't have something does that mean I'm addicted to it?

I think I might have a problem with sugar.
>>
>>38729262
Cool it with the smart arse answers
>>
File: c1.png (873KB, 1600x1200px) Image search: [Google]
c1.png
873KB, 1600x1200px
Good morning I guess it's afternoon now anons!
How are we all feeling? Looks to be nice weather outside so I've perked up a little personally despite waking from a dream where I was >tfw having gf. hit me in the feels a bit lads haha
Might try to continue with some projects again and then try and watch a movie or something or even play a game haha, how about you?

also, post waifus

>>38729175
White/East Asian but I'm picky, despite being butt ugly :)
>>
>>38729115
He fucking deserved it. Don't kid yourself otherwise.
>>
How has saku even cyberbullied tilde?
>>
>>38729364
t. Alastair
>>
Who suicided? Or is it a meme
>>
>>38729392

tilde is threatening to commit suicide because he can no longer post in britfeel with his trip on out of shame
>>
>>38729390
>anyone who doesn't like Tilde drama is a namefag from another group
>>
>>38729400
I thought Tilde wasn't a tranny? I thought that was Poleaboo, I'm so out of the loop on these tripcunts.
>>
>>38729423

tilde and poleaboo are trannies
>>
My teeth are starting to get into shape, might become Chad lads
>>
>>38729446

I've been using baking soda on my teeth and they are flawlessly white now
>>
>>38729475
Give me a quick rundown on the process
>>
File: f.jpg (89KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]
f.jpg
89KB, 1080x1080px
>>38729175
Celtic/ anglo/ gemanic/ noridic/slav girls - any snow nigger is good. Light eyes are preferable, bright blue being best. I quite like wide faces and anglo-celtic jaws. Asian girls can be hot too, but other races are on average far less attractive to me. not that the tastes of an incel matter
>>
>>38729475
You're pulling my leg m80
>>
How can I master the art of napping lads?

It would be great to be able to fall asleep anywhere when I have some time to kill, to feel refreshed when I had important things.
>>
File: 1452454319218.png (59KB, 571x515px) Image search: [Google]
1452454319218.png
59KB, 571x515px
>>38729538
>not that the tastes of an incel matter
>>
>>38723825
ffs lad I thought mods had banned briteel again without britfeel in the subject
>>
>>38729559
It's a tough life lad. If you're still awake for the group hug later please join us
>>
>>38729538
So basically every indo European sub group except for Mediterranean?
>>
File: 1452541471666.jpg (94KB, 601x508px) Image search: [Google]
1452541471666.jpg
94KB, 601x508px
>>38729568
w-will do anon
the monitor hugs are pretty comfy
>>
not had fish and chips for years
might go harry ramsdens, gourmet shit
>>
File: sat.jpg (43KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
sat.jpg
43KB, 1280x720px
I never really considered myself a racist but looking at Sanjeev Bhaskar makes me feel physically sick.
>>
>>38729521

>Brush your teeth with just cold water
>That gets most of the dirt/food off
>Clean teeth, but still stained.
>Dip the wet toothbrush into some baking soda
>Brush teeth like normal
>Spit out the baking soda
>Rinse mouth out with water
>Brush teeth with water again to get last bit of baking soda out
>Pefectly clean teeth
>>
>>38729647

Harry Ramsdens is shit, I mean it's posh and the surroundsing are nice, but it's much worse than a normal chip shop
>>
>>38729608
yea, with a tier list within that. I expect most people are the same
>>
>>38729655
So is this just powdered baking soda or a paste?
>>
>>38729704
really?
last time I went must have been around 1999
I thought it was pretty swanky for a fish n chip shop
>>
>>38729654
Went to a pub and it was a Sikh man in a turban pulling pints. Never judge a book by its cover. Never.
>>
Someone actually made a quality post on /r9k/ outside of britfeel

>>38727655
>>
File: maxresdefault.jpg (26KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
maxresdefault.jpg
26KB, 1280x720px
Has tha nowt moist?
>>
>>38729763

Yeah it is swanky, but the fish is cooked terribly and the chips are nothing like chip shop chips, and the portions are a lot smaller too.

It's basically like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHmsMxE7QdM

and you pay 9 bong for it.
>>
anyone here a Buddhist? i am feeling confused about something. if we all have a life review and we are forced to reincarnate based on our negative attachments to life, did this also apply to our very ancient ancestors who did not know any better? if someone was brought up in an environment were all they knew was raping and pillaging would the same theory of enlightenment apply to them?

im finding it hard to believe in reincarnation or at least find it morally right
>>
>>38729712
Why no meds lad?
>>
missing tildeanon lads, hope shes ok
>>
Lads, I've been out of the loop on /britfeel/ for a while, why do we hate tilde? Like more than usual?
>>
>>38729838
>im finding it hard to believe in reincarnation
No shit mate. Life is arbitrary and meaningless.

No edgy.
>>
File: skeptical_saku.jpg (57KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]
skeptical_saku.jpg
57KB, 1280x720px
>>38729363
Just had to cycle to the post office to pick up a parcel that was too big for my letterbox. Checked when I got home and it fits just fine. Bet the postie didn't even take it out his van the indolent fucker.
>>
>>38729839
I'm bad at identifying facial features and articulating why I like/ dislike something tbqh. I suppose they're still hotter than some asians on average, but there's a power gap between them and other whites.
>>
>>38729838

I used to be during a slightly more fedora tipping phase, but my actual beliefs do vaugely correlate with it to a degree.

I believe that it does also apply to our ancient ancestors, it may have been more prevelant then, but they knew they were inflicting pain upon others. Sure it may have been legal (for a lack of legal system) and socially acceptable, but you can't say "they didn't know better"
>>
>>38729874
Bet you'll be too big to fit in your door soon too
>>
>>38729835

This was a nicely subtly Xi post
>>
File: 1501359031705.jpg (40KB, 940x244px) Image search: [Google]
1501359031705.jpg
40KB, 940x244px
>>38729870
turns out he has been intentionally causing drama for weeks, possibly months by insulting people without his trip on and shit
got caught when he made a post and accidentally left his trip on
ebin says he was doing it too and is defending tilde
>>
File: wojakcry.jpg (67KB, 535x577px) Image search: [Google]
wojakcry.jpg
67KB, 535x577px
>>38729835

2:01

That will never be me having my photo taken
>>
>>38729904
Are there any pros for allowing trips? Dno why it's allowed
>>
>>38729922
absolutely none, nobody understands the particular brand of autism required to be a trip or enable them
>>
>>38729922
It can be done useful in a thread where you want to be able to identify the OP or someone posting a particular thing. In this thread that britfit guy with the push-ups is actually a decent use.

Whether the benefits outweigh the shit is another question
>>
>>38729877
Probably the eyes and hair and shit right
>>
>>38729922

It was originally intended for single thread instances where and OP might be like "Holy shit I'm going to meet Donald Trump later" and then he might post later in the thread with his trip on "10 minutes until he arrives lads" and then post later with his trip to greentext the experience. It's not meant for day to day use
>>
>>38729877
I find curly hair and brown eyes in brittonic girls here to be cute, though. I think it is more to do with facial structure.
>>
>>38729948
>In this thread that britfit guy with the push-ups is actually a decent use.

Agreed, and what's more he takes his trip off when not specifically posting/requesting push up info for the graphs
>>
>>38729971
>>38729952
oops this was meant for u bb
>>
>>38729888
im not sure. in a lot of ancient societies peoples morals were completely different and them causing pain to others could have been perceived in a positive light. of course they knew they were causing pain to others but from their perspective it was their only choice, it was live or die. perhaps this stage was needed in order for us to learn and develop, and therefore the life review facilitated it

I have read that the Dalai lama is conflicted as to whether he needs to reincarnate anymore

im pretty knew to Buddhism.
>>
>>38729874
fuck off murderer

origiginal
>>
>>38729904

Thanks for the update lad.

What a cunt.
>>
Business idea: Kill as many homosexual flag wavers as possible
>>
>>38729979
No worries love
>>
>>38730092

proof tilde is dead?
>>
>>38730032

In my view we reincarnate into every being. Therefore if you inflict pain upon someone, you will receive that pain when you reincarnate into them
>>
File: p12.png (210KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]
p12.png
210KB, 800x800px
Can't stop blogging lads
>>
File: C9FIscqXsAAE_EL.jpg (64KB, 750x750px) Image search: [Google]
C9FIscqXsAAE_EL.jpg
64KB, 750x750px
apology for poor english

when were you when Tile dye?

i was sat at home cultivating mould when ebin ring

"tile is dye"

no

and you????????????????
>>
>tfw when need new jeans but anxiety of shopping has me hiding in the bathroom in the mall
p-pls send help!
>>
Is anyone else watching Pharma bro's live stream? It's pretty good.
>>
File: w6.jpg (36KB, 511x428px) Image search: [Google]
w6.jpg
36KB, 511x428px
>>38729874
That heckin' sucks.
I think generally the couriers and generally anyone delivering post has been pretty good in my experience.
Aside from that one time where some amazon tard shoved my book in the box and it got all bent and bunched up.
At least you got a little bit of exercise I guess anon :)
>>
What time is game of thrones on tonight, and where can I watch it, and is it in HD? Usually I just download it the next day, which is usually very good quality.
>>
File: 31million.png (129KB, 1329x287px) Image search: [Google]
31million.png
129KB, 1329x287px
>>38730221

When I read My Twisted World, I thought "there will never be anything else as good as this masterpiece" and yet in 2017 here we have your blog

godspeed ebin
>>
>>38730257
I think 3am? I just avoid 4chan until 6pm when I watch it on Monday
>>
File: rodgerdodger.jpg (61KB, 759x1092px) Image search: [Google]
rodgerdodger.jpg
61KB, 759x1092px
>>38730262
Is this real? Also wasn't it rodger's birthday recently, I forgot, but did anyone celebrate?
>>
link to ebins blog?
>>
>>38730296

Is what real?

Yeah it was Elliot Rodgers birthday on July 24th (ebin's is July 25th funnily enough)
>>
File: p16.jpg (49KB, 500x473px) Image search: [Google]
p16.jpg
49KB, 500x473px
>>38730262
might try go for a walk so expect another blog post later.

>>38730315
>Yeah it was Elliot Rodgers birthday on July 24th (ebin's is July 25th funnily enough)
>>
>I can't stop myself from hating normal people and their usual actions and lifestyles but letting it control my actions and have me wallow in hate may have been damaging me more

ebin blog

yeah, hating people just makes you feel like shit. i used to be like this and i have found that trying to understand people rather than judge them is better.

i sometimes still do hate people but i am working on it. its easy to hate people isnt it. in some cases it is justified, such as if someone killed you family but hating someone for drinking or listening to chart music is not right in my opinion
>>
>>38730315
Is the pic real friendo I guess I could have googled it but I was lazy and ill I'm sorry lad
>>
>>38729874
>>38729904
>>38729922
>>38730122
>Spend months calling tilde a cunt and making him feel crap in general with spoilers
>Act surprised when he bites back and stirs up a little shit on your end

pathetic, yet you have the "moral high ground" here.
>>
>>38730340

Oh yeah, that was real, one of my 2 major gets the other one being 16666666 "/britfeel/ is the king of /r9k/
>>
>>38728449
hand it over lad, i can roll fat battons, me
>>
File: hallway.jpg (215KB, 831x688px) Image search: [Google]
hallway.jpg
215KB, 831x688px
Right lads, does anyone remember this post from ages back where I had a wall almost as bad as ebins?
>>
>>38730251
>That heckin' sucks.

i've never laughed so much in my life, fuck me lad
>>
I just realised I get less texts in 5 years than I did in one week. Just counted them all, excluding mum and dad I get 23 texts between me and people I know. 16 of them are about homework. The rest are asking why I wasn't in for 2 months. I am so glad I've finished sixth form, I would have killed myself if I had to do school for another minute.
>>
File: hallwaywall.jpg (152KB, 922x688px) Image search: [Google]
hallwaywall.jpg
152KB, 922x688px
>>38730450

Well, this is what it looks like now. Obviously not perfect, you can see the rough bumps, but a lick of paint would improve ebin's room so much.
>>
File: w11.png (10KB, 645x773px) Image search: [Google]
w11.png
10KB, 645x773px
>>38730453
Glad to be of heckin' service anon
>>
>>38730459
what's next in the exciting adventures of Kieran Black?
>>
>>38730468
Looks very nice lad, and I agree to an extent but I think for the mould to be done away with ebin needs to have a bit of a bigger job done
>>
File: p13.jpg (49KB, 500x473px) Image search: [Google]
p13.jpg
49KB, 500x473px
>>38730251
>>38730492
>Len typing style and words
>Ebin file names

is this a meme manifestation taking hold?
>>
>>38730524
>tfw you realise that ebin dropped tilde for len and the breakdown was all a cover
>>
File: TF2.jpg (154KB, 600x339px) Image search: [Google]
TF2.jpg
154KB, 600x339px
any of you boys up for a few games of TF2? it's a crock of shit now, but it's still pretty fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdtBLD8Lbg
>>
>>38730564
Hes probably still filling sakus dough roll with his cream, not happening
>>
File: t1.jpg (29KB, 640x519px) Image search: [Google]
t1.jpg
29KB, 640x519px
>>38730524
Wasn't on britfeel when this Len was about and have only heard snippets about him desu but admittedly I've changed like two folders of reactions from emotion-oriented to w (wojak), f(gondola) haha
maybe it is tho
>>
>>38730372

Tilde, please leave.
>>
>>38730503
I'll probably shoot up greggs tomorrow or just sit at home all day on britfeel, feeling sad.
>>
>>38730610
>I'll probably shoot up greggs
can I come?
>>
>>38730372
Nowt wrong with giving a bit back, definitely something wrong with being such an underhanded little slug about it, trying to stir up drama under false pretenses.
>>
>Be anonymous
>Have heated argument with another anonymous poster
>It's all over and we move on by the next thread

>Be namefag
>Have heated arguments with other namefags
>It drags on for months
>>
Why can I never find a fucking tiny screwdriver when I fucking need one
>>
>>38730660
>he doesn't switch to anon to shitpost, and make 90% of his posts out of character
also avatarfagging > trips, you can't accidetally leave your trip on and start huge beef
>>
File: 1496600677589.jpg (24KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]
1496600677589.jpg
24KB, 300x300px
I wanna kiss sophie turner so much it's unbelievable
>>
>>38730662
have a look inside your arse
>>
>>38730662
people should make boxes designed specifically for holding tools
definitely a gap in the market there
>>
>>38730681
they are both complete cance
>>
>>38730623
Depends, are you going to watch or are you going to join in? No freeloaders can come, so no one who just wants to take a bacon chicken lettuce baguette while I open fire can come.
>>
>>38730690
Even after she dated that black guy?
>>
>>38730697
thats called a toolbox you dopey lad
>>
>>38730690
who are you, I am the only sophieposter here. No impresonaters.
>>38730713
not tru
>>
>>38730690
me too, I've forced myself out of homosexual urges and now I want to force my tongue down her throat and up her bumhole
>>
File: paisley.jpg (16KB, 460x288px) Image search: [Google]
paisley.jpg
16KB, 460x288px
NEVER
NEVER
NEVER

t. Ian Paisley
>>
>>38730725
I respect your position as the only sophieposter. I just wanted it to be known.
>>
>>38730729
i want to do that to your mum to be fair
>>
Anyone else relate to mickey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dORuv4klic
>>
>>38730729
NO LEWD POSTS ABOUT MY WAIFU pls
>>38730734
I'd feel bad if I played a part in converting you, loving sophie is a miserable existance
>>
>>38730741
shes like 60 and has diabetes and arthritis
>>
>>38730503
there's more than just one sixth former in britfeel you know. Think there's like 3 or 4
>>
>>38730750
can't run away then.
>>
>>38730750
sounds perfect lad, just what i was looking for
>>
>>38730695
you looking for a rumble?
>>
Havent wanked in a week lads
>>
>>38730768
yes i am mate
>>
>>38730761
it was motly a joke tbqh
>>
File: CANTGETCLEAN.jpg (13KB, 480x360px) Image search: [Google]
CANTGETCLEAN.jpg
13KB, 480x360px
>>38726945
you got a rubber glove and some lube anon?

time for digital rectal extraction.
i had to do this when I was, like you, stopped up for 10 days.

heed this warning, this may be a multi session forgoing.
but basically you get any suppositories you have and use them first, then you put the glove on and lube up your finger.
squat like a woman with your feet on the toilet seat (hopefully you are not a gigantor and can manage this)
using your leg strength to hold in a prime pooping position (p.p.p.), begin to slightly push and keep doing so until it is slightly difficult to bear.
you should be dilated a good bit while holding this push. this is where slippery hand comes in. take that index finger and literally scoop the poop out of your rectum.
I know doctors can do this, but I was not about to go get killed by dr. steinengoldberg with a medical procedure involving my anus. the jews will never take me anally.

i did this for three days and like christ on the resurrection, i finally was able to get the fine motor skills to navigate my hand blind and was actually using my thumb and index finger to grab whole turds.
the mass that caused my fecal impactment was as hard as a ball of powder that had formed together and fused up about the size of a clementine.

long story short. put a finger in your ass and sabe your life anon. it won't be fun. but you'll look back on this with a warm smile, like I am right now.
>>
stinky smelly boy cum haha
>>
>>38730768
yeah, a rumble in your mums cunt
>>
File: Jun_Suzuki_new_mugshot.png (662KB, 982x1048px) Image search: [Google]
Jun_Suzuki_new_mugshot.png
662KB, 982x1048px
where my cute smellybois at? :^)
>>
>>38730790
easy on lad, fuckin hell
>>
>depressed but angry depressed rather than sad depressed
I prefer this desu. More energy and less self loathing.
>>
>>38730782
>take that index finger and literally scoop the poop out of your rectum.
thanks for the tip ebin
>>
>>38730835
wasn't me, but in 2014 I didn't shit for 2 weeks either and had to almost scoop it out after it appeared after laxative usage
>>
>>38730776
nothing below the body, no face shots either, you have to be stripped to the waist.

>>38730793
this is just bang out of order.
>>
Well my wings were clipped, but even if they weren't
I've not the guts to fly and leave behind the earth
There's no poerty in my soul
Just a list of lies I've told
And I don't know how much longer I can hold on
>>
>>38730835
finally, some constructive criticism.
i thought my writing would be uncontested and perfect forever.
i was beginning to worry
thank you for clearing me of doubt
>>
>>38730857
why no faceshots lad? thought that was the whole idea
>>
>>38730813
How was your meet with ebin? haha
>>
>>38730866
what u on about mate
>>
Who else?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbqCyrUQrlo
>>
>>38730852
see i'm not alone here, the heimlich masscooper is a lifesaving technique they don't teach you in c.p.r. class
>>
I eat so many veggies I take massive dumps on the daily. Get on my level meat eating murderers. I'm on a diet but I eat tons of broccoli, butternut squash, cauliflower, so on. Just took a massive shit and could have another today, feeling gassy.
>>
>>38730891
i'm on about whatever you want me to be.
>>
>>38730922
this anon knows what's up. eat straight up vegetation if you want to spend, like a tree, 75 percent of your borne lifetime on the fucking toilet seat.

fuck that.
>>
>>38730922
>>i take massive dumps on the daily
lying on the internet
>>
used to say I gave a fuck about a shit but now the shit that I dismiss gets in my bones

and you can tell your friends I'm a mess that always stays at home
>>
>>38730941
Better than constipation

>>38730956
Mate it's not uncommon, you just eat junk food and other rubbish
>>
>>38730956
I'm an autistic man but I make big runs
>>
>>38730880
what are you, a nigger?

unsurprising that this wasn't originu
>>
>Wake up at 10am after having a nightmare about spiders
>Pleased with myself have the whole sunday ahead
>Fall back to sleep and wake up at 3
I waste every weekend
>>
>go on /tv/
>want comfy film posting
>"hurr jews ruining Hollywood durr dis film has a nigger lol you like a WW2 movie what a cuck"
>>
I'm considering writing a massive post about the similarities between Elliot Rodger and Ebin, because they are just startling.
>>
Lads why do gay people have that stupid lisp?
>>
>>38731034
i dont ebin has the balls to go through it though
>>
Papa gave me his old bose ipod speaker dock thing because he updated his system.

Loaded up every ricky gervais xfm show & pods onto an old ipod. comfy stuff.
>>
>>38731034
I live for thigs like this
>>38731030
not fun, but got season is peak terrible for that board
>>38731049
>stopped by a locked door
eye contact would stop ebin
>>
>>38731022
still have from here on till the night anon, you got time
>>
>>38731030
Translation:
>labour voter went on /tv/
>got triggered by shit talking Dunkirk
>can't comprehend why someone would prefer the classic less action, more thoughtful film of the distant past
>comes to whine about it on brit/feel/
>MUH POL WAAAAAH
>>
>>38731030
I actually rather enjoy the waifu threads
>>
Reminder that /britfeel/ is never the worst thread on the this board >>38728254
>>
What video games are /brit/core?

Crash Bandicoot? Medievel? I feel like PS1 era 3D platformers are pure brit core.
>>
>>38731115
What are those threads? Everyone seems to know each other in them.
>>
>>38731087
>all this straw
I voted leave and UKIP (inb4 CIVIC). I'd just like thread about movies to not devolve into a political circle jerk.
>>
>>38731135
Incest fantasies. Occasioanlly a poor newfag will actually try something with predictable consequences.
>>
>>38731127
Tomb Raider, Timesplitters, Football Manager, Runescape
>>
>>38731142
Same mate, I would've voted UKIP if they stood in my constituency this year.

Doesn't mean you weren't triggered by lads being epic. Saying "but I'm right wing!" is like someone shouting nigger saying they're not racist because they have a friend who's a nigger.
>>
>>38731142
HONDA CIVIC
>>38731167
>voting for the jewish party
>>
>5 year vet coin on csgo
>still only silver elite
Ah, it feels good being shit at games
>>
>>38731167
>triggered
Oh fuck off. A thread about sad movie scenes turned into a debate about if Britain should have joined up with Hitler and wrecked the Soviets. I dont care if it's true I just want to talk about fucking movies is that too much to ask?
>>
>>38731038
No idea, but it's a red flag. I'm a homo and I speak normally
>>
>>38731167
>>38731142
>>38731087

i hate people discussing politics sometimes because its always the same arguments.
>>
>>38731218
If you wanted genuine movie discussion you'd go to some pure movie discussion forum like imdb, or the hundreds if not thousands of other options. Next time don't expect /tv/ to accomodate you.

I learnt this with /v/. Used to be a lot less SJW and contrarian but vidya has been co-opted heavily by the left.

>>38731235
At least you don't have my dad. Always listening to fucking atheist and "Trump is the new Hitler" videos on his iPad. Knows I'm pro-Trump and called me "far right" to my mum one time.
>>
>>38731235
There is also literally every other facet of the internet to talk about that shit on.
>>
baking brownies that i'll be able to eat all to myself and listening to jazz really loudly
maybe being alone isn't all bad after all

how are you guys spending your comfy sundays?
>>
File: Dan.png (2MB, 1129x1025px) Image search: [Google]
Dan.png
2MB, 1129x1025px
>>38731252
>I'm pro-Trump

For what purpose?
>>
>>38731252
IMDB forum got shut down m8. But yeah I guess I was naive to think all the dozens of boards on this site would actually have different topics and levels of discussion.
>>
>>38731259
Arguing with people on various websites and making myself upset
>>
>>38731279
At worst it's a good laugh.
>>
File: hard knock copy 4.jpg (110KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]
hard knock copy 4.jpg
110KB, 1024x768px
what, what. why you trying to act hard when we're already hard as bone out here, homie?
>>
>>>/bant/1617636
>>>/bant/1617636
>>>/bant/1617636
NEW British colonial outpost
get in here boys
>>
>>38731252
Feels bad man, my dad and everyone in their comfy little village is pro-trump and pro-brexit.
Nice relief from apologist L O N D O N when I visit
>>
File: sweating.gif (1MB, 964x912px) Image search: [Google]
sweating.gif
1MB, 964x912px
>>38731309
Who is this absolutely fearsome individual?
>>
>>38731326
I swear my area must be full of really big right wingers, my dad is just insecure and believes in every conspiracy theory ever conceived, and he's extremely arrogant so is always right. No point even debating him, and talking to him is just sitting there waiting for him to stop ranting for 30m.

It didn't used to be like this, his parents both died and it changed him. Think it's partially depression and desperation.
>>
File: 1452369762100.jpg (121KB, 767x559px) Image search: [Google]
1452369762100.jpg
121KB, 767x559px
>>38731338
it's too late anon
ahahaahahaa
>>
I've been thinking about a simpler life a lot - and in 5 years time I hope to be living illegally innawoods with true freedom I'm currently learning to forage and fish so hopefully my food will be self sufficient, I've got camping gear that I've used in harsh winters and hot summer with no trouble I also plan on learning natural first aid but I honestly think it's achievable if I put in five years of hard work, learning and practicing I mean imagine it, no societal ties, no obligations, no debt, no bills, no forced medication and most of all no identity - to be alive and at the same time not exist
anyway lads would love to hear some feedback on this and sorry for the blogpost
>>
>>38731367
> my dad is just insecure and believes in every conspiracy

This seems to be a common thing with older men
>>
File: AAAAAAHHHHHH.png (101KB, 740x982px) Image search: [Google]
AAAAAAHHHHHH.png
101KB, 740x982px
>>38731387
No! HELP! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!
>>
File: ElliotRodger.jpg (111KB, 641x720px) Image search: [Google]
ElliotRodger.jpg
111KB, 641x720px
To start on a note of Trivia, Elliot Rodger was born on July 24th, and Ebin on July 25th.

Both Elliot and Ebin were addicted to WoW, and used it as an escape mechanism from the bullying and lack of social life at school. They were both initially terrified at the prospect of driving, but eventually managed to overcome it and pass their driving test.

They both specifically reference the fact that "It's been this way for 8 years now, and nothing has changed in all that time". They are both heavily reliant on their mothers. Elliot pretty much relied on Chin for everything, and Ebin needs his mother to take him to GP appointments/Tesco etc. Both people started off as basically good people who wanted to do no one harm, but eventually brooded up hatred for society after years of social rejection

They both made fleeting attempts at improving their lives through education, Elliot going to SBCC, and Ebin attending his foundation maths course, however both of them got very angry at how they were unable to form friendships with the fellow students, and eventually Elliot dropped all his classes, and ebin has pretty much decided to quite his foundation maths course. Likewise, they both spent a lot of time browsing facebook, and getting extremely angry when seeing their former classmate advancing in life. Both have lashed out physically due to this anger, both breaking computer equipment as a result (Elliot broke his laptop, Ebin broke his monitor)

Elliot only had one real friend, and eventually ended up losing contact with him, from Ebin's blog he tells how he has attempted to make online friendships, yet they have ended up failing.

(1/2)
>>
>>38731305
>At worst it's a good laugh.

I admire your sunny outlook on things.
>>
>>38731403
You're not gonna get a well balanced diet from just foraging and fishing. Especially in winter
>>
25 fucking jobs applied for today, all with covering letters and everything

even though none will contact me back, i can at least feel like i tried
>>
File: SupremeGentlemanCar.jpg (57KB, 600x448px) Image search: [Google]
SupremeGentlemanCar.jpg
57KB, 600x448px
>>38731420
(2/2)

They both have exceptionally good writing skills, Elliot producing a 137 page Autobiography and Ebin producing a very coherent blog with well thought out posts and a wide vocabulary. However both struggle with verbal speech when interacting with people offline, they both attended speech therapy, yet they both still mumbled frequently in later life.

Towards the very end of Elliot's life, when all hope was gone, he finally made a blog and made short videos of him in his car, in a final desperate attempt to reach out.

This is probably only half of the similarities, but it's what springs to mind right now.
>>
File: 1455189243299.gif (2MB, 425x481px) Image search: [Google]
1455189243299.gif
2MB, 425x481px
>>38731415
There's nobody here to help you anon
it's just you and me daddy
>>
File: ss.jpg (406KB, 1299x1364px) Image search: [Google]
ss.jpg
406KB, 1299x1364px
>>38723825
Been doing starting strength from /fit/ for about 2 months now, what do you lads think, should I continue?
>>
>>38731434
Don't apply for jobs at the weekend your email will be buried by monday
>>
>talking to normallad coworker
>he regularly works a second job on the weekends, in addition to this 5-day week job we have
How do they do it, lads?
Do normals just love the socialising aspect of work so it doesn't bother them? What about having a life, like they constantly insist on? You can't enjoy yourself if you're working all the time.
How can they get things done? On their few hours off they must spend it all rushing about shopping and doing whatever errands they have. They must have no leisure time at all.
>>
>>38731448
I see you're also on GOMAD
>>
>>38731448
are you the lad who posts the fat guy taking the creep pic on the train?
>>
>>38731432
I only want to live to the age of 30 or 60 depending on when I peak
>>
>>38731448
r u a grrl?
>>
>>38731411
i used to be into conspiracy and i do remember a lot of people who believed in them were either 50 year old men or edgy teens.
>>
>>38731448
Why did you have big tits with pepperoni nips, were you an ex fatty?
>>
File: ss2.jpg (566KB, 1536x2048px) Image search: [Google]
ss2.jpg
566KB, 1536x2048px
>>38731473
No here's a face pic, I shouldve started with this desu
>>
>>38731491

Go home, tomasz
>>
>>38731491
Why do you have wide hips and bigs tits lad? Lost weight?
>>
File: 1455027329443.png (1MB, 912x905px) Image search: [Google]
1455027329443.png
1MB, 912x905px
>>38731491
>that
>fucking
>pic
howling lads, truly
>>
>>38731491
hhahahah what is this pic? its got to be photo shopped
>>
File: smug laugh.jpg (78KB, 669x696px) Image search: [Google]
smug laugh.jpg
78KB, 669x696px
>>38731491
>this is the power of slav genetics
>>
>>38731491
Its like im actually on LADBIBLE
>>
How come if I stuff tissue up a blocked nose, then leave it until it is difficult to breathe out of my good nostril, it becomes unblocked, but the other nostril becomes blocked? Thanks
>>
>>38731448
m8 you got the body of a fuccboi
>>
>>38731491
i am 8 and wat is this
>>
>>38731532
It's cos your gay mate.
>>
>>38731420
>>38731441
this was very interesting, good write up
>>
>>38731491
Anon. Don't tell me you took testosterone without an aromataze inhibitor ?
Please tell me no you didn't. PLEASE.
>>
>>38731491
https://www.google.co.uk/search?tbs=sbi:AMhZZiuGgQKCGNG34jWN8LzbUKvVxX6OYvEkC-8EbLc1g7Ze6XOtdoZWhIRzt-8-2xglk_1NOl2ho5HVgkXFSRI_1_1mK2Bk6AI2pnoh01PbXSB5qbeurX7LYn_1YZU_1Tq90TpM38UqhccWM9u_1dzGjuQ9DSkkrQ1CJRupNmRT1QhDRYqgkqlpKV6K6pDnVhpSx6WulLA8Nce5B_1zgE-sB5g614-jEd3ejlaujMsg2si4TeBCFcvGDPt_18CRDqhGnKieKiMvFEbTk1Rt_1rscJO2d8GANdbKoqx3whvBAzx4f-frwhB2t6vdTRHlKHa49HQQhsjR5IzjKyLkd&safe=off&gws_rd=cr&ei=GO99WaCcFKyHgAb_06C4DA

bait
>>
>>38731491
Is this what all eastern europeans look like?

No wonder the women leave to come here.
>>
New thread: now with /britfeel/ in the subject

>>38731573

>>38731573

>>38731573

>>38731573

>>38731573
>>
>>38731576
I can't believe these autists fell for it kek
>>
>>38731588
I presumed they were just playing along because he posts shitty bait like this all the time
>>
>>38731038
It's not so much a lisp as it is a particular mannerism. It's mostly a social thing, to be part of an ingroup/identity. Shy gay guys tend to sound more normal; gay voice tends to suggest someone who is part of the gay "scene". As >>38731230 said it's a red flag.
>>
>>38731165
is oldschool runescape still free?
Thread posts: 508
Thread images: 93


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.