Why don't you just move to some bum fuck town and marry a local?

>>38721610
id rather put a ring on a dog than that woman

The illusion this dude mustve had to put himself under.

Shes 3 of him.

At least she's white

this apparently wasn't original

>>38721610
because i am a local and i have no shot whatsoever with the local girls

not that i would try if i could

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>>38721610
can't say I'm envious of them.

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>>38722046
It's not like he can do much better.

>>38721639
>>38722046
>>38722286
Look at her feet though. She's probably really cute underneath all that fat.

>>38722309
Yeah, that's true, but objectively speaking, Op's guy is still higher on the attractiveness scale than she. Simply by not being morbidly obese. Women always date up.

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>>38722422
He must like her personality.

>>38722309
He will when hes done trying to fuck, holding the fat + thrust?

Hell be bowflex bodied by the end of the month.

>>38721610
Meme all you want, I have actually considered this.

If I haven't found someone and had kids by the time I'm like 35 I'm gonna knock up some redneck trash from a podunk town hardly anyone's heard of. Sure my kids will probably end up addicted to heroin/meth, but at least I finally passed on my genes.

>>38722650
You're better (and the rest of the world) off if you don't pass on your genes if you have to resort to that

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>tfw I lived in some redneck town
>tfw all the high school whores got knocked up at 17-18
>tfw they married the guy that shot the spunk in the cervix
>tfw they have large families and seem happy now while I'm miserable

kill all normies now

>>38721610
Nice to see he got dressed up for the occasion