Would you shrink your penis down to 2.5 inches for a million

>>38720253
A million dollars doesn't even go that far in this day and age.

And fuck world peace. What has the world ever done for me? Keep the world peace and bump it to 50 million and you've got a deal.

>>38720253
Yes. No body's ever gonna see it except me, so what's the harm?

>>38720253
In a fucking heart beat, yes.

How about I keep my "average" benis but don't have world peace

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>>38720253
nice shop, dicklet

>>38720253
>making my dick slightly larger
>millions and world peace

yes?

Haha I'd take it in an instant and then get ffs

>>38720295
are you that fucking lonely?

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>tfw your dick is smaller then that

>>38720253
For MDE: world peace to come back on air? probably

>>38720337
lol you're so funny, anon x3

I'd probably at least feel good knowing I made a sacrifice for humanity I guess the real question is how big of a sacrifice it really is.

>>38720362
This still doesn't make me feel any better. Fucking genetics.

In an instant. I would be labeled a hero and would get my pick of the snatch

>>38720253
>no MODS yet

am I being jewed?

>>38720253
yes and then I would use my million dollars to become a qt girl

>>38720253
yes easily. maybe without the world peace part, I like money. next question?

>>38720253
No fucking way. Maybe for 100 million

Ahahahaha no. World peace sounds fucking gay. And a million would be cool but wouldnt be worth it to lose 4 inches of dick, even if ill never use it

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>>38720253
>Shrink to two inches

>Shrink

>>38720375
I'm not being ironic, I'm Asian my dick is 2.3 erect. Would send a pic but I'd get b&

>>38720287
In third world countries, 1 million US dollars a fuckton of money.
I live in one of those third world cesspits, and I'll probably die alone anyway. Even 1 million of our currency would be enough for me to settle for a while. Oh, and screw world peace. I neither believe nor want world peace. I would much rather entitle my countrymen and I with something like a 2nd ammendment (without the current day BS on US gun legislations), so we can own whatever we want.

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>>38720355
Look where you are, normalfag

Supra orig

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>People on this board are willing to condemn millions to sufferering just so they can keep their mediocre willy in the hopes that one day some washed up old hag will put it in her someday
Holy fucking shit, dude

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>>38720253
tfw you will never trade your 6 inch "girl" cock for someones 1inch useless microdick

World Peace was a great show that was taken down by those libtards cuckfucks. I'd shrink any part of my body to bring that show back.

>>38720253
I'd keep my penis size just so the world can keep burning.
Fuck it give me my same size and a few hundred to move out.

>>38721438
Then I would take millions out of suffering, but what would I get? A smaller penis? Could I at least tell people I made the sacrifice to get some compensation?

>>38720253
>lose five inches of dick
>for not even a 5% increase in net worth
HAHAHAHAHAHA no.

>>38721002
You should be elected king of r9k

>>38720253
I lose an inch... why not?

>>38720964
lol fuckin phaggot

>>38721438
I wouldn't be condemning them to suffering, I just wouldn't be pulling them out of it.

>>38721438
I create world peace and then what? I have a smaller dick and am still treated as a pariah by Chad and Stacy because I'm ugly? Why should I throw away my magic dick genie on making chads and stacies the world over moderately more self satisfied?

>>38722115
Try and think outside of yourself for once. Not everyone besides you is "Chad and stacie". This is just a coping mechanism that you've created for yourself to deal with your shortcomings (perhaps for being overly self-centred). Most of these people are war-torn and are just trying to survive. The more you distance yourself and dehumanise others, the more you going to dig yourself into a deeper pit. This is a decision concerning the greater good and if you cannot fathom saving millions of people for the sake of a little self sacrifice then you only have yourself to blame for why others may dislike you

>>38722086
Nay. You are the only one granted the power to stop this problem. You have the choice between putting an end to this or continuing the problem. Not stopping it now is pretty much synonymous with condemning them

>>38720253
Yeah and use the money to buy a niggers benis and get surgery to atta it to my body

>>38720253
>world peace
This is a meme. Struggle is good and necessary, world peace would mean permanent enslavement under the thumb of the vile overlords of mankind. Only sick fucks, cowards and naive imbeciles want world peace.

>>38721869
>king
>elected
Kings are Chads who are born into it or violently take power.

>>38720253
Well ,I like the million dollars part and I don't mind my already unlovable cock becoming slightly more unlovable, what kind of world peace are we talking here? It isn't "99% of the world population becomes wahabbi muslim" style world peace is it? Or is it magical hippie world peace where shit just sort of works when it doesn't? OR is it "all life is extinct so nothing can fight, not even lions and gazelles" world peace? Because I don't want any of those.

>>38722397
False. A world of peace would have its people have no desire to take power for there would be nought to fight for. Struggle and competition would have no place as all people are selfless for the sake of peace meaning all help all. If all help all then eventually the world will become equal and balanced.

>>38721438
>wasnting to make people happy
Keeek
If would take the micro pensis and no money if it meant the world shifted towards total anarchy.

Not even being edgy

Only If I get official, worldwide recognition for it

I want my current dick to be cast in gold and be erected as a commemorative statue in front of UN's headquarters in NYC, then I want every executive to thank me on a live international broadcast, explicitly stating what I did for the people of the world

>>38722507
Typical disgusting commie ideology that has to be fought tooth and claw. Keep proving my point, faggot.

>>38720253
i would instantly shrink my benis for free so paying me only incentives it

>>38720253
6 million and I'd consider

>>38722578
>then I want every executive to thank me on a live international broadcast, explicitly stating what I did for the people of the world
Kek, imagine how awkward this would be. Halfway through 180-something guys thanking you on live TV for shrinking your dick, the novelty has worn off, suddenly all you can hear is "Anon shrinking his dick" over and over and over and... there are ninety guys left to go, a minimum three more hours of this, non-stop, no bathroom breaks.

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Dick increasement, a million dollars and world peace? Sign me diddly-up!!

>>38720253
I wanna bite that thing off. Am I weird for that? Am I gay for that? I just wanna bite it off.

Wouldn't world peace include no bullying of small willies?

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>>38720253
Make it 5 million dollars instead of just 1 and you can keep the world peace. I'm into SPH anyway so it'd be a win-win situation for me.

>>38720253

This is a great question. No. I love my thick veiny cock.I'm what the tumblr sluts I pump and dump call "masc."

That kind of sucks though, I realize...

>>38722591
Name a single thing wrong with this thinking, swine

>>38720253

This should lure all redditors within three hyperlinks in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZblNe_04ABI

>>38720253
No, that's the dumbest deal I've ever heard of. You're like my friend who always says "would you rather..." and then describes two things that I would rather kill myself than do. He thinks that makes it interesting. I think the opposite.

>>38720253

Yes. You know why? OP didn't specify that it'd be 2.5" *erect*. If my limp dick shrunk an inch and a quarter but still grew to its regular size, that'd be fantastic.

>>38722697
Are you me? Or is this kind of friend just some sort of omnipresent human virus, like selfish, bitter aunts? Does everyone know one of these faggots?

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>>38720253
>2.5
>only an inch for a million
Sure why not

>>38720253
Are we talking 2.5" bone-pressed length or visible length? This is very important

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Shit deal
I want enough cash to live comfortably the rest of my life with whatever I coud want including surgery to give me a fake dick that's 8 in.

>>38722507
>A world of peace would have its people have no desire to take power for there would be nought to fight for

So who has all the power? Machines? Good luck with that.

>Struggle and competition would have no place

So everyone would be weak and have nothing to work for. Wew.

>all people are selfless for the sake of peace meaning all help all

Peace would already be achieved so it wouldn't be something to strive for. You can't motivate people to even get out of bed in the morning with something they already have.

>equal and balanced

What would that even mean?

I hope for your sake that you are a teenager and can still outgrow this phase of naivety.

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Can I instead pay 1 mil for the stacy that ruined my life to have such a huge amount of disgusting roast flaps that nobody will ever fuck her?

>>38722836
Don't be mistaken, I don't believe any of this is possible. I'm just working under these magic circumstances that world peace can be achieved. In this world, power is not needed since power solely exists to assert authority, a concept used to keep peace which has already been achieved. As to motivation, there are two possible outcomes to this. In scenario A, problems such as world hunger, poverty and the environment would still exist. People still want conveniences and comfort. The sun will engulf the planet and we would need to colonise to survive. Together, humanity would strive to achieve this. Once this is done humanity will enter scenario B. With the world in perfect harmony humanity will finally be content with world it has. Every need fulfilled, utopia has finally been achieved

>>38722950
>I don't believe any of this is possible

Then why keep talking as if it were?

Stick to how things actually are. In reality "world peace" would mean a world-wide police state that ENFORCES "peace". And this would definitely involve some world government of above the law globalists who can basically murder you in the street and get away with it because they run things. That's what world peace actually means: One world government with (insert whoever is advocating for "peace" here) at the helm.

>>38720253
>World peace
>Not taking the acceleration pill

>>38723023
But the OP didn't state it had to be realistic. Realism is pointless since world peace is impossible in reality, that's why I say it in context of a magic world.

How about no world peace and I shrink my dick to it's lowest point for 100 millon?

>>38720253

I'd chop off my dick to prevent world peace.

>>38720253
Yes then spend the money on getting a new massive cock sure I'd be broke but there would be world peace and my cock would be huge

>>38720253
im that size erect already. So id get a million dollars and world peace for nothing, sure why not?

>>38720253
tfw 8 incher and would prefer to keep my ego intact than secure world peace

You mean grow my penis to 2.5 inches? No thanks that would be a strange change for me and I'm afraid.

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>>38720253
If world peace is achieved, then science will become prolific, because the main obstacle for science is capitalism, and world peace is not compatible with capitalism. Therefore, I will simply wait until scientists derive working dick-growth procedures, and get an even bigger dick than before! While i'm at it, I'll also be able to become more attractive in general through genetic engineering or nanobots or something. It's a win-win scenario. OP, I have outsmarted you.

Would do it for half the money and world war

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>>38720253
Of course, I only see benefits

>millionaire
>world peace
>size increase

>>38721002
What race lul Chinese?

>World peace
Like people can't get into fights?
I've never understood the idea.
How do you peace ISIS? Debate them?

>>38722507
>If all help all then eventually the world will become equal and balanced.
So everyone goes back to living like Africans because the lack of resources stops as all living like 1st Worlders

>>38722460
8.92/10 postarooni

>>38725069
infinite tsukoyomi dumb ass

>>38720253
>and world peace
This implies that there are no conflicts, so yes, I'd be ok with having a baby dick because no one judges anymore and I can fuck whoever I want still.

otherwise it's not really world peace if I'm disadvantaged

>>38720287
>A million dollars doesn't even go that far in this day and age.
Boy you sure have a high standard of living

>>38720253
Is there any tips on shrinking ones penis

>>38720253

Yes. I'd go back to opiates and go hard, I'd be alluring with women and fuck them despite my tiny penis. I'd be fucked up all day.

I'd go until I die. If I run out of money before I die, I'd just kill myself.

>world peace
Nah, but I'd take the million dollars.

No I don't want any of those things