>Tfw you realize you're just an A. I. experiment in some

>>38716182
>tfw you realise that if your life was a Truman style tv show it would have been cancelled years ago

>>38716182
desu I'm sometimes afraid that is the case, it's a trial to see if I'm actually a serial killer or something

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>>38716182
>tfw I can't use any cheat codes to become ultra chad

>>38716374
>implying people wouldn't like to laugh at how mad I get at video games and all the weird stuff I masturbate to

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>>38716182
>Start noticing glitches in the matrix my whole life
>just yesterday saw 2 women in red dresses round a corner
>10seconds later they came back from the other way
I have so many more examples but still

>>38716585
Please tell, bumperoo

>>38716946
You ever notice how all those vending machines just refill themselves?
Or how theres ALWAYS ONLY black,white,blue and dark red cars,EVERYWHERE
or how everything beyond your television screen just purely doesnt exist

>have a single $5 bill in my wallet
>pull out $5 bill to give to my friend
>put my wallet back
>30 seconds later
>forget I already gave my friend $5
>pull out my wallet
>hand friend $5 bill from my wallet
>friend now has $10
>tfw god is a shit programmer

profligate waste of money if that's the case.