>his chakras aren't open

What's a chackra?

>>38711333
They're spinning pyramids found in your soul. To open their channrlways you have to meditate rlly hard on all of them
And when you think you're done and they're all open they'll close again and you'll have to reopen them for the rest of your life

>>38711374
>They're spinning shit found in your intestine. To open their channelways you have to press rlly hard on all of them
And when you think you're done and they're all open they'll close again and you'll have to reopen them for the rest of your life. That's how one can take a shit

>>38711333
I dunno anon, what's a chakra with you?

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>>38711333
Bullshit hinduist religious hogwash.

>>38711567
Those are sphincters. The physical version of chakras

>>38711299
im gonna open my chakra in your mouth