>groping my own ass pretending its a girls

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>groping your ass pretending it's a girl's

>be 17
>did this
>also, ended up growing quite a large ass somehow
>felt more and more like a girls
>friends notice big ass and joke about it
>partying with friend later
>get drunk
>we're about to go to sleep
>keep flashing my ass at him
>get into his bed, naked
>stick my ass out a bit
>as the night goes on he drifts closer to me
>feel his hands on my ass
>he starts feeling me up
>touches my cock, rubs it like a clit
>feel something pushing into my ass
>you can guess what that was
>he fucks me
>I suck his cock and he finishes in my mouth
Also, there were a bunch of other guys in the room. 3 beds, one was mine (got taken by someone else), one was the friends, there was a third bed with someone in it, and someone sleeping on the floor.

>Take up drinking
>most of the fat goes to my ass
>Kinda self-conscious because of the sudden tightness of my jeans

Women like asses, r-right?

>>38711067
I never got how drinks cause fatness :/

>>38711225
Beer is high and calories and obviously sweet liquor is full of sugar.

>>38711261
*high in calories

>>38710864
Once this girl I kind of liked and was friends with who was going up the stairs behind me said "Damn Anon, you have a nice ass." But I asked her to prom and she said no. Avoided her for the rest of high school. End of story.

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>playing with my nipples pretending its a girls

>>38710864
I do this, because I want to be a girl

be in bed at night, pulling up your underwear so it feels like you're wearing a girlie thong panty...

what was this thread about?

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>started to workout and become bigger
>touching my pecs, abs etc. is really hot
>love the feeling of my rough hands gliding over my body
>tfw can't motorboat my own pecs

>>38711225
Alcohol is high in calories you dumb fuck, it's not that hard to grasp.

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>>38710864
>groping my boobs pretending it's a man's chest

i see the jewish shilling on here recently has had some good results

>>38711030
Sounds horrible to me

>>38710864
Tfw dude with moderately big ass
How can i make it bigger