>that kid who took two stairs at a time

>>38710279
My entire school? It was pretty normal I think

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>that kid who put both straps of the backpack on

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>>38710279
>had to physically exert his entire body because he was also a manlet

>That kid who did up both buttons on his blazer
Learned in my penultimate month at school that this is why I gave everybody a weirdo first impression, I was literally never told you're not supposed to do this. I thought it looked the most sensible, not that I paid something so trivial much attention.

>>38710295
This. I've never seen a girl do it. But if the stairs aren't packed a lot of normies will take the double step.

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>being a leglet
>caring how cool Chad and Stacy saw you
Two steps for life outta the way fucking leglet shits, I don't have all day.

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>>38710279
Stop with these threads, please!

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>>38710279
>not jumping up the entire flight of stairs.

>>38710279
>That kid who jumped down entire flights of stairs

I had to get to lunch fast so I wouldn't have to stand in line with the normies.

>that kid who did his tie normally.

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>>38710279
>>38710330
>>38710338
>>38710518
>>38710805
Wtf you guys didnt do these???

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>>38710279
>that kid who tucked his shirt inside his pants

>>38710279
>not sliding down the railing

>that kid who had sex in middle school and the entire school found out

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>that kid who set another kid on fire

>>38711019
I always thought the paint would chip and lodge in my asshole.

I'm 6'4 so if I walk the stairs one at a time Im basically slowly tiptoeing up the stairs. It looks fucking ridiculous

2 at a time feels very natural to me

>>38710279
leglet lol

>>38711127
I'm a foot shorter than you and I used to run up stairs two at a time almost every time I had the chance, otherwise it felt weird.

Maybe it's not a height thing, maybe our joints are just weird or we have strange proportions? I don't know.

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>that kid that bullied the teachers

>The kid who wore tighty whiteys

>not sliding on a handrail
its like youre not cool or something.

>that kid who made this thread into a Youtube video and got ad revenue for fucking nothing

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>>38710959
>mfw this was me for a week until my dumb ass understood how stupid I look
>mfw didnt even wear a belt
no regrets

>>38711502
>that kid who made a successful channel literally just reading KYM pages with an annoying faggy voice and some gifs

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>>38710959
>>38711512
If you don't have two shirts and tuck in the lower one you dress like garbage

>>38711622
nah it was only 1 shirt, if 2 then yeah but 2 is pretty gay and you might as well wear a sweater then

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>>38711622
>wearing two shirts

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>manletts who can do only 1 step at a time

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>>38711622
>that kid who only wore 2 shirts

>>38710330
Is this a bad thing? Backbacks are meant to be worn that way.

Sure beats the kid with the rollie pack

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>that kid who YAHOO'd up the stairs

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>that kid that held both railings while walking up the stairs two at a time

>that kid who never organized his binders and tripped, spilling his papers everywhere

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>that kid who ran like Naruto and made sound effects

>>38711734
Fuck, that was me. I also only wore one pair of shorts year-round (doesn't get cold where I live).

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>that kid that never stepped on a crack

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>that kid who would always wear a hoodie no matter how hot it got

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>that kid who wore sweatpants

>that kid who wore no underwear to gym class

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>that kid who pushed YOU down the stairs

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>That boy in class who would wear thigh high socks with a skirt and tried to touch your leg all class.

>that kid who did the nazi salute when they were filming school news
It was great.

>>38710279
>that kid who would just stand by the door 10 minutes before class over

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>>38710279
>that kid who would just stand by the door 10 minutes before class was over

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> that kid who avoided walking against the wind because it made his manboobs and belly more noticeable

>that girl who was obsessed with horses but also was allergic to them

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>That tall cute girl in class who would pick on all the boys and they couldn't do anything about it because they were busy hiding their erections with backpacks

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>that kid who thought he could ignore the bullies and they would leave him alone

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>>38712880
>mfw tried to hit back that fat kid who bullied me
>mfw he's fat so he's stronger
>mfw punches me harder

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>that kid who bought a string backpack
>He thought they were cool
>He wanted to fit in with the school

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>>38711829
>>38711989
>tfw both of these apply to me

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>that kid who used noclip to pass the lunch queue

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>That kid who had the cool parents who would buy him stuff and let him do whatever he wants and he would always shout and yell at them.

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>that kid who picked his nose in the class photo

>>38710959
>that kid who wore long socks

>>38712949
Should've charged up like Goku and hit him with all of your power.

>that girl with the huge tits/smokin body but ugly face and always tried to hide ther sweater melons
chad probably fucked her anyway

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>that kid who brought a light switch to school and got it taken away because it sounded like a gun being cocked

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>that kid who shat his pants and when teacher asked why he smells he said "No, you smell"

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>>38713098
>that kid who wore CUTOFFS with long socks
The horror...

>that kid who always had a laser pointer and shine it in people's eyes

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>>38713170
>"no, you smell"

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>that goth girl with the fat tits and nice legs and would let you touch them if you were cool with her.

>>38710371
> using the word penultimate unironically

>>38713170
>no you smell

Holy shit my sides

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>>38711512
Tuckin in shirts look fine if the pants are at least mid rise

>that kid who had a job so he would buy his friends stuff without asking, then using it as a weapon later

>>38710455
But they're so educational anonshlfamalamous

>>38713202
>that kid who got blinded by it and got laser pointers banned for everyone

>>38713356
Even I never looked thay autistic.

>>38712254
>that kid who would hold the door open for other people
>he never got thanked

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>that nerdy new kid who one day wheelied with cops after him with his sporty motorcycle without helmet after drinking 0.5 liter of vodka in the school cafeteria and got away.

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>>38713356
>this looks fine

>>38710959
I did this a lot of times. Still do occasionally. My big hawaiian shirt sometimes flaps down and hangs over my penis since it's so large. But it makes me feel like Im in the 80s movie so I'm good

>>38712717
I did that, but because I have a chest deformity

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>>38711949
I thought you all did that ..

>>38710279
I've seen lots of people do this. For a tall person with long legs this is often less awkward than shuffling up the stairs one step at a time. Maybe you're just a manlet OP.

>that kid who would talk openly about how he faps to furrys

>>38713356
this is what /fa/ actually believes

Guys I unironically go up the stairs 3 at a time all the time unless I'm carrying something heavy or fragile. At home I've got 17 steps and until recently I've been climbing 2+3x5 but I've now started doing 3x3+2x4 and it's awesome being able to fly up the stairs. When I descend I'm usually a lot more careful and I only go down 2 at a time and occasionally jump the last 5 or 6 steps.

>That kid who talked about crush porn in class
>That kid who made jokes about /loli/ in class
>That kid who wore a hoodie everyday because he hated his body

>that kid who dressed like a chav to hide how skinny he was

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>>38710279
>that kid who would pick his nose and eat his boogers while you were talking to him

>that sperg who would talk to himself during tests

>>38711989
Me in middle school
t. Original

>>38712146
What the Fuck , this nigga wanted to be a trap

>that kid who flipped his test real loud to make sure everyone knew he was the fastest

>>38713063
Are we the same person ?
Oreganolio

>that kid who reflected sunlight from his ruler and did crazy movements while the teacher was writing

>that kid who tried to slide down the railing to make the class laugh and then my falls backwards

/b/, so many of these apply to me. Should I be worried?

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>>38711989
>tfw this was me
>tfw wore sweatshirts because I was a fat kid
>tfw wearing sweatshirts probably made me look fatter than I actually was

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>>38714272
>/b/
Ororiginal

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>>38714272
>/b/
One of these things is not like the others...

>>38710330
From experience it's usually the bullied skellies that think they look cool only put one strap on.

>>38714272
Kek, this is /r9k/ you silly

>>38714272
>/b/
Anon, i....

>>38712717
I was the faggot who wore sweatpants and shorts all the time, so I avoided the wind to avoid my dick print.

>that kid who wear polos and jeans everyday
anyone else?

>That kid who pretended to be spiderman and climbed up the blackboard, knocking it over in the procesd

>>38713289
big words r 4 fags nigga LMAO

>>38713934
>made jokes about /loli/ in class
What do you mean by jokes?

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>>38710279
Delet this
There is absolutely nothing wrong with that

This dates me a bit but,

>that kid who always wore a pager on his belt
>it never once went off in three years of school

>that kid who would draw all over his messenger bag

>>38714625
Are you Doogie Howser?

>>38713934
>That kid who made jokes about /loli/ in class
That was me ;(

Long story made short, I was in drama. And the teacher ask us to make a skit. Me and another weird person were left out. We decided to make a group. Skit was I (a pedophile) was trying to molest the child. We start improving, where i say i want a nice red stick when i was finished. He said, "OHH, you want a lollipop?" then i said, "No, but i want to pop a loli". Surprising every one started laughing. So yeah

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>>38714587
I meant 'talked', I don't know why I said 'Joked' I apologize, here's a pepe to make up for it.

I DID keep asking about this one guys little sister and he reported me to the office but I didn't get in trouble

>that kid who wore the same outfit everyday.

>that kid who was good looking, called cute by the opposite sex, and was too shy to talk to anyone.

>that kid who everyone talked about when they walked out the room.

>that kid who teachers know despite not having their class

>that kid who sat alone at lunch reading newspapers

>that kid who always ran to the lunch line.

>>38710959
I did this with cutoffs and would put a flannel over it it's actually a popular look over the in the west.

>>38714722
Kek, did they know what a Loli even was?

>>38714745
>that kid who sat alone at lunch reading newspapers
Were you educated in or around Aix, French Republic?

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>that kid with shitty clothes
>that kid skelefag
me

>>38711183
I'd also do it no girls I knew would just guys. It's actually a lot more normal than anyone thinks.

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>>38714722
>No but I want to pop a loli
You are actually autistic

>>38713356
this looks embarrassingly retarded. the way you're standing also screams insecure.

>>38714771
Probably to be honest, I used to talk to everyone (even thou they all hated me) so almost every one knew shitty lingo i found on the internet

>>38713638
>I have a chest deformity
pectus excavatum?

>>38714852
I thought it was funny at the time.

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>that kid who came inches of shooting up the school, he showed you the gun before school, you convinced him to bring it back home, and he did

I've told several people since middle school and nobody believes me. I might have saved countless normie lives.

>>38710330
Enjoy your scoliosis faggot.

>>38714934
You called the fucking police right?

>>38714775

Sorry lad. Southern California, USA.

Adding on:

>that kid who was smart/articulate in non school related subjects but nearly flunked out.

>that kid who smoked cigarettes in the bathroom.

>that kid who let you ditch class in their car

>that kid who wore flannels all the time buttoned up to the collar.

>that kid who everyone thought was going to end up in jail/dead but became successful.

>that kid who brought their acoustic guitar to school despite only being able to play one song.

>that kid who everyone was going to snap and shoot up the school.

>that kid who made everyone laugh and the teachers loved it.

>that kid who had a handler throughout the day.

>that kid who was a sports star but hung out with the nerds/geeks.

>that kid who was yoked from the gym.

>that kid who always yelled stupid shit out to get attention.

>that kid who girls crushed on yet thought was gay.

>that kid who slammed their locker everytime.

>that kid who fucked/dated a popular person out of their league.

>those kids who played basketball at lunch.

>that kid who was always in trouble despite seeming innocent.

>that kid who tried sounding with a piece of candle wax and had to have it surgically removed
>that kid who got his ass eaten by a pool filter and was partially disemboweled

>>38714966
No, I didn't want to be associated with a school shooter, he went home and he didn't come back the rest of the day, and we never talked about it again.

>that kid who smoked weed in that small windowless bathroom right next the a bunch of classes

>>38714671
only chads did this

>>38715082
The kid who did this in my school was a gay autistic furry

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>>38715035
>that kid who got his ass eaten by a pool filter and was partially disemboweled

>>38711756
Aren't those stairs supposed to go on forever in that game?
Been so long since i played it

>>38715035
Wait, define, "partially" disemboweled

>>38710279 >>38710330 >>38710338
>>38710805 >>38710959 >>38711463
>>38711949 >>38712880 >>38713095
>>38713496 >>38713986 >>38714013
that feel when i was most of these kids

>>38710959
What's wrong with this? I usually wore a buttoned up long sleeve shirt tucked into my pants most days unless it was really hot.

>>38715035
>that kid who got his ass eaten by a pool filter and was partially disemboweled
FUCK THAT SHIT NIGGA

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>>38715112

We had a fat kid named Jimmy who had that happen. He squealed and gulped water as his bum got pink socked and his intestines got damaged.

He lived but was NEVER the same after. Scared of his own shadow and shitting in a nappy for life. Haha get fucked Jimmy.

>that kid who wore a rainbow badge on his jacket despite not being gay because he thought it looked cool
this kid was me

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>>38714975
>that kid who had a handler throughout the day
I was that kid.

That kid whose replies
Were purely in haiku form.
Recently install'd

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>>38715035
>partially disembowelled by pool filter
What fucking school was this?!

>that kid who cried all the time and when anyone mentioned it he started crying harder

>>38715252
You're b a s e d
I also acted like a faggot and tried to feather my hair and wore bright shirts

>that kid who would constantly talk about Nintendo

>>38710279
Wait, i still do this at 20. Are you implying that this is a bad thing?

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>that kid who would crop dust in gym class and gas the people running behind him

>that kid who cried because we didnt have enough time to visit the nintendo store on a school trip to nyc

>>38713356
Oh God this is horrible.

>>38715523
>everyone would be talking about Xbox 360 vs PS3 and they decide to bring up the Wii
fucking cringe

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>that bullied kid who fucking killed himself

>>38715649
I havent touched my wii in years, its currently collecting dust in my closet

>>38715707
>wii
>not GameCube
Do you even autism?

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>>38710279

>That kid who was always in the bathroom fapping

>>38715749
The wii can play GC games

>>38714625
fuck off i couldnt afford to have a phone but the pager was a good alternative for being able to get to a pay phone when someone wants to contact me

>>38715252
ur cool to me anon

>that kid that would forget his gym clothes on purpose so he wouldn't have to participate in P.E.
It was me

>>38715893
Didn't they make you do it topless with underwear on like at our school ?

You lucky fucc

>that kid who always wore jeans and hoodies
was me
still do

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>>38714272
>/b/
Nigga are you retarded or just new? There are boards other than /b/, and this is one of them

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>>38710279
Why would you take them one at a time if it's more comfortable to take them two at a time? It depends entirely on the length and height of the steps. I'll continue to walk up stairs the way I damn well please.

>>38715953
That sounds highly illegal for a school to do

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>>38710330
>That kid who wore his backpack with only one strap because he thought it looked cool

>>38716027
it was a sexy school

>that kid who was hated by all his teachers and administrators then ended up getting busted for selling weed

so satisfying to see that prick go

>>38715953
Did your school happened to have Penis Inspection Day?

>>38710338
>>38710330
>>38710279
You got a problem with this, stupid bitch? I'll let you know I did all of these things and I graduated with a 4.2 GPA, valedictorian. Fuck you, you stupid retard.

>>38710279
>that kid who made a that kid thread on r9k
thank you, it's been months I swear

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>that one autistic kid who threatened his classmates with scissors

>>38713356
dunno what these straight males are talking about, looks good mate

>>38710279
I-I only did cause I saw PJ do it on Good Luck Charlie

>>38716027
Not in here ol britbongistan

>>38716064
Unironically there was a pe teacher who used to diddle kids behind the skips

>>38714272
I can see how you were confused, seeing as that's the only place with good greentext threads these days (but you can never find them)

>>38715641
>>38714868
>>38713796
>>38713543
>>38713491
>Autistic fucks that don't know how to dress

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>that kid who got in big trouble for skipping school for a few weeks because he would instead explore a random forest nearby for no apparent reason

>that kid who had to go to the emergency room after he got his dick stuck in a coke bottle

It was only a rumor as far as I know but the kid they made it about seemed like the type who would do it, he was a fucking crazy retard. Also I heard it from like 3 different sources.

>>38713675
Exactly this. I've got long legs and big, wide feet. If I try to go up stairs one at a time at a reasonable pace I usually trip. OP is just trying to bait real men because he's a short little manlet.

>>38716425
>I usually trip
You must be clumsy as fuck.

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>>38714350
>>38714385
>>38714461
>>38715988
>>38716340
>they don't know the 'referring to current board as /b/' meme

>that kid who says weed isnt a drug

>>38711989
That was me the entirety of middle school

>>38710279
Idk man, it kind of looks gay if you just take a bunch of small steps, Id rather do double step if i can pull it off without looking retarded.

>>38716549
>says
anon i..

>>38715585
I can see myself being that kid. Actually feel for him.

>>38715986
I only wear black shirts with pockets and jeans. My cyber team dressed up as me for Halloween. Still rocking the uniform.

>>38716514
Yeah I kind of am. I never really realize where something is until I kick it. It's not consistent though. I'm really coordinated when I try to be, but completely toddlermode when I'm not.

>>38711113
I was the kid that got set on fire, someone lit the ack of my hair (greasy, unwashed, curly, blonde, and way too long) on fire. I only noticed when i smelled it.

>>38712717
Alright, usually these threads don't get me but you pulled it off. Fucking wind

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>that kid who cried any time any teacher raised their voice at him

>>38717520
I COULD have been that kid, instead I just cried when I got hurt or someone called me names

>>38711095
His last name was perfectly changed into a sex reference.
>Schtuckinsnieder
> Fluck
>Klum
Why did so many kids have sex from 5th grade to 9th?

>>38716074
>I graduated with a 4.2 GPA, valedictorian
And now you browse 4chan, you fucking loser

>>38716549
Its a drug, child.

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>>38710279
>that kid that fainted anytime any time any blood was visible

>>38713356
Your shirt is fucking gay, rest looks good tho. And cut your hair nigga.

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>>38716074
Valedictorians are always fucking weirdos.
Fucking nerds studying while everyone else actually spent their teenage years wisely.

>>38710330
You looked like an edgy try hard if you didnt double strap.

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>That extremely Christian kid who was always trying to challenge the science teachers and get kids to come to his youth group and yelling about fags

Found out he's gay now and has a boyfriend

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>that kid that pretended to go on a date woth his white friend's feet during the school lock in.
>he actually went "all the way" with them.

>later they met up again.
>white friend is gay
>other kid is failed normie posting on 4chan.

>>38718609
Sounds like a Blake I know.

>>38715035
>>38715112
>>38715230
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>>38715223
>>38715398

http://chuckpalahniuk.net/features/shorts/guts

It's a story by a guy called Palahniuk.

Osteoporopororosis

>>38715159
They don't if you have enough stars

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>>38710330
>those kids that got their bookbags snatched because they wanted to look cool
>those kids with the stuffed bookbags who couldn't properly coordinate with one strap.
>those kids who literally had shoulder/neck problems from one strapping to and fro.
kek.

>>38716102
I legit did this and my entire class started fearing me and would try not to piss me off because they actually thought I would stab them

>>38718432
>while everyone else actually spent their teenage years wisely.
Have you seen the people on this board? Nobody here studied, but nobody spent their years wisely

>that kid who showed up everyday to school with nothing but his clothes
>that kid who was a chad but was really nice
>that kid who had every girl's nudes

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>>38718655
HOW IS HE STILL ALIVE? SHOULDN'T HE DIE IF HIS LONG INTESTINE IS BEING PULLED OUT?

>>38718655
>by a guy called Palahniuk.
Chuck Phalahniuk wrote Fight Club you dumb faggot.

Also Guts has caused people to physically faint when he reads in public

>that kid who sings to himself during an exam


Was me

>>38716530
>he doesn't know the "pretending not to know the 'referring to the current board as /b/' meme" meme

>>38718655
Jesus Christ, fuck that shit man. Fuck it, oh my god I almost fucking puked.

>>38710518
Fuck man I loved jumping over the railings and falling down entire floors, it was great. Almost got suspended for it though when a teacher saw me

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>that kid who used one of these
sometimes it was a girl and you just knew

>>38719277
ehh. It wasn't that bad. The only thing that almost got me was when he was kicking his colon, trying to rip it from his body so he could get free.. until he realised what it was.

>>38710330
>tfw the normies who made fun of my rolling suitcase are already getting spinal problems

It's a smug one. TEE FUCKING HEE YOU FUCKERS.

>>38710518
>Those fat kids who ran to the lunch line super fucking fast and would get PISSED if you cut.

>>38719693
It's really just that having my anus prolapse is my biggest fear.

>>38710279
>tfw you went to a nudist school and couldn't identify robots by clothing

>>38718884
yeah it's pretty unrealistic
everyone knows you drop dead instantly if your intestine leaves your body

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>that kid who cried in class because the teacher refused to acknowledge your raised hand during an extra credit opportunity where they asked questions and gave points to people who could answer them correctly

seriously what the fuck was that about? fucking asshole

>>38714975
Basketball kid reporting in

>>38720442
Don't be so hard on yourself pal.

>>38714671
>that kid that had a messenger bag

>>38716102
>tfw did this in 8th grade and the teacher then claimed you needed a "scissors license" if you wanted to use scissors

>>38713496
I always made an effort to smile and thank them

>>38721636
>A job you worked at recently did that with a pair of box cutters
And that was my cue to quit. Job must have been so depressing people were trying to kill themselves with the box cutters, so the managers ended up having to keep them all attached to themselves with a cord.

>>38710279
>THAT KID WHO BROUGHT HIS FUCKING SARA JAY FLESHLIGHT TO SCHOOL BECAUSE HE WAS DROPPING OUT ANYWAY

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>>38710279
>that kid who went really fast down the stairs
it was me

>that kid who came all over the nurse during penis inspection day

theres 2 that kid threads wtf?

>That one kid burned a swastika onto the football field

>That one senior set for a prestigious uni but streaked butt naked on homecoming and got caught by the teachers when he failed to jump the fence, getting rescinded

Didn't feel bad for him because he cheated on tests though

>>38721544
there are a bunch of kids with those though? I know a few.

>>38713986
fuck
i still have this habit

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>that kid who set the sports field on fire

>>38715230
You literally copied this from YouTube lmao