I want spank girl.

>>38709322
Get a girlfriend then. Me and my ex had a bit of a running joke where in the middle of kissing I'd slap her ass and she'd start to laugh. Good times.

>>38709360
>Get a girlfriend
>r9k
You dumb?

>>38709389
Getting a girlfriend is the easiest thing in the world.

The problem is getting a girlfriend who's not just as much of a socially unsuccessful, incompetent, malajusted retard as you are but is still too dumb to realize that you're a waste of her time, because that exact balance is the only kind of woman who will stay.

I JUST WANT TO FEEL A GIRL'S SOFT BUTT SHUDDER WHEN MY HAND MEETS IT

>>38709389
A girlfriend ain't just gonna fall out the sky and land on your 2 inch, you've got to go talk to them.

>>38709501
If I find gf then I not robot anymore, dirty sociowhore.
ROBOT PRIDE

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bump for not being a shitty femdom thread

>>38709544
Are you saying anime lied to me? That it's not enough to be absolutely average and have a pulse, and that as long as you go outside you're bound to have a meet cute with a 10/10 qt who will light up your world?

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>all the faggots on /r9k/ posting in femdom threads
>all I want to do is pin a woman down with my gymcel muscles as I fuck her